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Daddy Zac Efron?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:07:00 GMT

Zac Efron, High School Musical star, is dating Vanessa Hudgens, and he's talking fatherhood - although it's not what you think...

Zac, 21, might be a dad one day, but right now, he's too scared to be a parent.

"The very idea of kids is frightening to me. Maybe it's over-exposure at a young age to a lot of kids.

"Right now I think I'm honestly, deep down, too selfish of a person. So I don't have that longing yet but I think eventually maybe it will come.

"I guess you take the necessary precautions. That was the advice that was given to me early on and I've always followed it."

He does sound like a smart young man - if he's not ready for kids, then good plan to be very cautious!

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Hayden Panettiere Pregnant?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:07:00 GMT

Heroes star Hayden Panettiere wants kids - is she pregnant now?

Nope (at least I don't think so)! But she does wants children - four to be exact. However, when she does have kids she doesn't want them to be in showbiz.

Hayden told In Style, "I always said I want four kids - I love kids.

"I would love to be a mum and to have a family - for Italians, it's the most important thing you can have."

Panettiere added, "I think you have to be a pretty strong person to enter the industry that young and not be affected by it.

"I was lucky, but I'd never want my kids to be subject to that much criticism at such a young age."

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Miley Cyrus Talks Pregnancy & Stuff

Sassy Smith — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:06:00 GMT

There's been pregnancy rumors before for Hannah Montana teen sensation Miley Cyrus, and they turned out to be not true. However, this time, it's Miley herself that's dishing about marriage and pregnancy.

Miley, 16, is currently dating model Justin Gaston, 20, and although she's content with the way things are going, she's not looking to get married or have babies - at least not for many years. ~~Sure~~.

Cyrus said, "My mum got married when she was really young and that was great for her, but for me I don't think so.

"I don't want to have kids and lose my figure really young. I don't want to blow up to the size of a house. Definitely not right now. I'm only 16. Maybe 20 years down the road."

Let's hope she means that. I'm sure she does, because, like, it would suck to blow up to the size of a house!

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Chris Brown & Rihanna Married!? She Wants Two Babies!?

Sassy Smith — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:06:00 GMT

Chris Brown, who has now been charged with two felonies stemming from an argument with Rihanna, apparently begged his 21-year-old girlfriend to take him back, forgive him and, surprisingly, asked her to marry him!

After Chris allegedly beat Rihanna, both she and Chris laid low for a few days. However, the couple soon met at Diddy's million-dollar mantion for some fun and sun. Seemed slightly inappropriate under the circumstances (that photo of Chris on a jetski was disturbing) and why on earth would Rihanna want to take Chris back?

It gets worse.

The couple apparently had a tearful face-to-face and Chris begged Rihanna to take him back. She did. Then, he proposed. Did she say yes? That's unclear, but according to sources, the young singer has always wanted to get married and have babies before she turns 25.

An insider said, "All she's ever wanted was to be with him forever. Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris. She was totally up front and confessed to him, 'I can't live without you.'"

The source said that a minister was called to the mansion - does this mean they actually tied the knot? I certainly hope not!

Chris has been charged with assault likely to cause bodily injury and making criminal threats and is currently out on $50,000 bail.

I hope Rihanna isn't pregnant, as rumors suggest. This is not a time to be bringing a child into the situaton - and probably a situation that Rihanna should run, far, far, away from!

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Say It Ain't So: Rihanna and Chris Brown are Back Together

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:35:00 GMT

Three weeks after Chris Brown reportedly beat the crap out of the Rihanna, the couple is said to have reunited and are currently holed up in Sean "Diddy" Combs' house on Star Island near Miami. Next to finding out that Nick Mitchell got voted off American Idol, this is the worth news I've heard all week.

“They’re together again. They care for each other,” a source tells People magazine about Rihanna and Brown's reconciliation. “While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves.”

“He called to wish her happy birthday,” the source continued. “They’ve reached out to each other. It’s been mutual.”

According to US Magazine, Brown was seen smiling and flexing his muscles as he rode a jet ski around the island. (The part about "flexing his muscles"? Really makes me sick.)

Even more surprising is the fact that Rihanna's father, Ronald Fenty, supports his daughter's decision to take the batterer back. “I love my daughter with whatever road she takes. I'm behind her win or lose. I will be supportive. If that's the road she wants to choose, I'm behind her. I hope to see her soon. I talked to her after her birthday, and she told me she's OK."

Um, seriously?

I get it, she's an adult and can do whatever she wants. But as a parent, I think to come out publicly and say that you support your daughter's decision to continue in a relationship with someone who is abusive is unfathomable. Doesn't Fenty fear for her safety?

Let's hope Rihanna's got a bodyguard or two hovering around in case Brown has one of his temper tantrums again. And if the rumor is true that Rihanna's pregnant, let's hope she's also considering the safety of her unborn child.

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Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens Marrying! Baby On The Way!?

Sassy Smith — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:07:00 GMT

High School Musical 3 stars Zac Efron, 21, and Vanessa Hudgens, 20, are reportedly engaged! The two were recently in Japan and that is where Zac proposed to his sweetheart! Vanessa's mother was apparently putting pressure on Zac to do the right thing... does this mean there's a baby on the way for the couple?

According to a source, "Zac is relieved to be out of the pressure cooker, because Vanessa's mother has been putting serious heat on him to make an honest woman out of her daughter.

"She is old-school and doesn't approve of Vanessa living with Zac without some type of wedding promise.

"Gina already considers Zac a part of the family. So she's happy that he proposed."

The pal added, they "gel really well together."

It's believed Efron purchased a million dollar home in Hollywood, and that Vanessa will be moving in with him.

So... engagement, living together, marriage and then....baby!

We'll be watching!

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Shocking Secret: Rihanna Pregnant With Chris Brown's Baby?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:03:00 GMT

According to reports, Chris Brown brutally beat (allegedly) girlfriend Rihanna and while details are sketchy - some reports say he was defending himself (doubt it), others claim they were fighting because Chris was cheating and Rihanna confronted him, and there are rumors that Rihanna was the one cheating (um, even if that's true, no one deserves to be beaten). However, there's a secret that Rihanna is apparently hiding...she's pregnant.

From Star:

We exclusively report that days before the terrifying incident, Rihanna consulted an ob-gyn at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after confiding to close friends that she suspected she was pregnant with Chris' baby.

Wearing sunglasses and dressed in all black, she appeared nervous and upset. "She was extremely fidgety. She seemed totally uncomfortable," an eyewitness at the doctor's office tells Star.

With their relationship already on rocky ground, Rihanna feared a pregnancy could be the last straw and Chris might dump her.

"She was scared he would react badly," says an insider.

But Rihanna did not get the chance to tell her boyfriend of a year about her trip to the doctor. Before she got a chance to say anything, Chris beat her black and blue after she tried to grab his cellphone to read a text message he had just received.

I hope she's not pregnant. She needs to get as far away from Chris Brown as possible! He absolutely needs (if he's guilty) to take anger management classes and suffer the consequences of what he's (allegedly) done.

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A Day in the Life of Katie and Peter

What? Miley Cyrus Marrying Leonardo DiCaprio & Having His Baby?!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:06:00 GMT

What has the Hannah Montana teen sensation Miley Cyrus done now?

Thankfully, nothing more than having a school-girl crush on actor Leonardo DiCaprio. Whew!

The 16-year-old Miley attended the Golden Globe Awards last weekend, and although she's dating model Justin Gaston, she's got a big plans to marry the 34-year-old DiCaprio.

Cyrus gushed, "I saw my husband, Leonardo DiCaprio. I didn't meet him. He doesn't know I'm his wife but I will be one day."

I'm not sure how supermodel Bar Refaeli will handle another chick swooping in on her man, but at this point, she's probably safe. Not likely a teenie-bopper is going to steal Leo away from her. But stranger things have happened.

I'm predicting Miley will date Justin for a while and then move on to someone else - she's young, and shouldn't get too serious with anyone yet. Hopefully, whoever she's with, she doesn't get pregnant!

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Chris Brown Dumps Pregnant Rihanna?!!?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 14:11:00 GMT

What's going on with Chris Brown and Rihanna? First, it was rumored that the two were dating, although they've never come out and admitted it. Then, it was believed that the couple moved in together - again, they never officially announced anything. And it's been reported that Rihanna is pregnant with Chris' baby - and now comes word that Brown may be stepping out on her with another chick!

According to 'word on the street', Chris is so over Rihanna and has been gettin' cozy with model/wannabe singer CC Fontana (never heard of her)!! A source close to Fontana said that Brown has been "wooing her for some time now."

And Blackarazzi.com reported:

"The news (that we broke!) that Chris Brown has a new beau are seeming more likely! Here is the R&B crooner with the rumored jumproff CC Fontana at her birthday bash which he HOSTED! Why would an R&B superstar host the birthday of a basic nobody! Things that make you go hmmmm......"

Ya, because if you're a somebody, and you're dating a somebody (who you may or may not have impregnated), you don't host a birthday party for a nobody unless you're doing the Tango (code for s.e.x.) with them, right?

So what's the scoop? So many questions; Are Chris and Rihanna dating? Do they live together? Is she really pregnant? And if yes to any of those, is Chris cheating on her with this girl CC Fontana??? Oh the suspense!

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Rihanna Pregnant With Chris Brown's Baby?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:11:00 GMT

Billboard Hot 100 artist Rihanna, 20, has been dating R&B singer Chris Brown, 19, for several months now - although they've never really made any big announcements concerning it. They have, however, been photographed being very cozy and do spend quite a bit of time with each other - and it's rumored that they live together (and she's sporting a huge ring on her finger). And now it's being reported that the two are perhaps ready to make an announcement....that Rihanna is pregnant!

According to MediaTakeOut, a celebrity weekly will announce tomorrow that Rihanna and Brown are going to have a baby. The article also states that the young couple will keep the baby.

A source told MediaTakeOut that Rihanna and Chris are heading to Barbados next week to visit with Rihanna's parents. Hmm, to tell them that she's pregnant?

We'll keep you posted!

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Vanessa Hudgens Pregnant With Zac Efron's Baby? (Photos & Video)!!!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:54:00 GMT

Vanessa Hudgens, who is normally very thin, has been sporting a possible baby bump! See for yourself!

Photo & video evidence after the jump!

Hmm, she is looking a little bigger and her belly does have a bump - baby or no? Hard to say....watch the video of Vanessa performing at the New York State Fair and she's wearing a tight dress. See for yourself!

Maybe she had a cheeseburger?

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Oscar-Nominated Abigail Breslin Has A Big Head

Sassy Smith — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:03:00 GMT

Oscar-Nominated actress Abigail Breslin, 12, hates the way she looks on-screen and is embarrassed by her "big head." She's been appearing on TV and in films since she was just three-years-old and told Vanity Fair, how watching herself on screen makes her feel, "Sometimes I get a little embarrassed, but it's cool. My head looks really big on-screen, because it is!" Hey, don't sweat it sweetie, big heads, mean big brains!

Abigail is currently filming Nim's Island with Hollywood icon, Jodie Foster. It's a movie about a young girl, living on an isolated island, who teams with the author of her favorite book, in hopes of finding her lost father.

Other of Breslin's movie credits are, Signs (loved her in that, she was so adorable!), Raising Helen, The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, and The Family Plan and she was Oscar-nominated for Little Miss Sunshine!

I'm betting Abigail will be much like her co-star Jodie Foster and go on to have a very successful adult career as well.

And really, the only people who have to worry about "big heads" are women who birth out those babies - I should know, my daughter has a huge melon too. Ha.

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Vanessa Hudgens Pregnant?!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:36:00 GMT

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens has been seen - get this - wearing loose fitting tops the last few times she's been spotted out in public. And as you know, that can only mean one thing. Nope, doesn't have anything to do with fashion! The girlfriend of Zac Efron might have some news to share with him soon - she's possibly, maybe, pregnant?!

Reportedly Disney is not happy with the 19-year-old actress because they can't find "cute clothes for Gabriel to wear because Vanessa has started to show!" Oh well, come on now, there are lots of cute maternity fashions out there. ~~This is totally not true~~.

Now, bad news for HSM fans - the third movie might have to be put on the back burner until after Vanessa has her ~~imaginary~~ baby and gets to her regular size because as we all know, anyone over a size 2, isn't able to find proper clothing.

The whole take with a grain of salt thing - ya, totally doing that here. Sure, I like a good 'oh she's pregnant because she's wearing a baby doll top' scenerio as much as the next person, but I just don't think Miss Hudgens is pregnant.

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Miley Cyrus LOVES Taking Pictures of Herself

Sassy Smith — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:03:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus sure loves taking her own picture.

Tons of pics after the jump!

Some of them have gotten her into trouble with a capital T. I'm sure most teenage girls are totally into photographing themselves, and as long as they aren't overly provocative, I don't see a problem with it. But please, please, please - for the love of God, stop with the trout lips! It doesn't make anyone look attractive, so do yourself and everyone else a huge favor, lose the pout.

Billy Ray MAY have his hands full with this one.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus sat down with Barbara Walters for her annual Oscar Special TV presentation.

Video clip after the jump

Miley Cyrus tells Walters how she stays grounded, how faith keeps her strong and why she won't end up like certain Hollywood stars. Not naming any names ~~Britney Spears and/or Lindsay Lohan~~.

Let's keep this clip to remind Miley when she's heading to rehab. Oh I kid. I'm sure Billy Ray has everything under control.

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Jamie Lynn Spears: I'm Not Pregnant!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:02:00 GMT

Is Jamie Lynn trying to tell us something? You and I know she's pregnant, the whole damn world knows she's pregnant - Jamie Lynn though, doesn't think she's pregnant.

Inside "sources" are saying that Jamie Lynn is having a very hard time coming to terms with her pregnancy and is desperate to cling to that last bit of time before reality comes crashing down and she's a mom. Better do it quick Jamie because diaper duty is fast approaching.

The Zoey 101 is reportedly having severe body-image issues and is in serious preggo denial. Jamie apparently screamed in to the phone while talking to her mother Lynne, saying, "I'm not pregnant!"

A friend said, "[Jamie is] trying to go about her life as she always did. She still hangs out until late at night and eats junk food."

The younger Spears girl is not happy about her expanding waistline and the fact that she's starting to show.

Other friends claim that Spears told someone at a recent party to "shut up" because he jokingly said that he liked her "sexy new curves." She's also said, "I hate my body!"

There are reports that the young teen has been wrapping her midsection with tape to prevent her baby bump from showing. Yikes! I actually know a girl who did that in high school - wasn't pretty.

The source adds, "Jamie Lynn is having severe body image issues. For the past few years, she's been this cute little TV star. Now she sees herself ballooning - and she can't handle it."

No doubt being a kid herself, this is and will be a very difficult time in her life but hopefully she can get through it and make the best of the situation she (and her boyfriend) put themselves in.

Photo source: Dlisted.com

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HerBadMother — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Want to increase viewership for your tween-target TV series? Get your teen star knocked up and send her out for gas!

I'm betting that Nickelodeon doesn't want all of its young stars to take this news to heart, but still: Jamie Lynn Spears getting pregnant has done wonders for her show Zoey 101's ratings. Or maybe they do want the kids to take the hint - get knocked up and watch your ratings soar!

Zoey 101 is averaging almost 2 million more viewers per episode since the star announced her pregnancy.

(They're looking at you, iCarly. I'd watch out if they start sending you on dates with boys named Casey.)

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Miley's Hairy Legs

Sassy Smith — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus apparently had some pretty hairy legs, according to her mother. A few years ago, came the time for the young girl to think about shaving - she wanted to wear a favorite skirt but alas, her legs were covered in dark hair.

Her mother dished to Twist, "She is going to kill me for saying this, but honestly, she had the hairest legs I've ever seen! I'm not kidding! I guess her hair is darker than mine since I'm blonde, but she was pretty hairy."

Don't you love when moms go around blabbing about your personal junk?

Miley couldn't wait to shave - she said she's "always been insecure about her legs."

Here's to smooth legs!

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Jamie Lynn Baby Bump - Recent Pics!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Pregnant teen star Jamie Lynn Spears hasn't been seen much since the news broke, which after an overload of Britney news, isn't necessarily a bad thing. However, she was seen out recently!

More pics after the jump and Video link!

Jamie Lynn and boyfriend Casey Aldridge were spotted out and about in Kentwood Louisiana on February 8. A few days later, Spears was seen out with her pooch, making a vet visit. She's someone who takes care of her pet, so hopefully that gives an indication of the kind of mother she'll be!

Video of Jamie Lynn and Casey HERE.

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Zoey 101: Happy Valentine's Day!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:10:00 GMT

Jamie Lynn Spears, star of the popular tween show has posed for a recently released Zoey 101 Valentine's Day card by American Greetings. One of the pics features Jamie Lynn in a muu-muu (but pretty stylish, for a, you know, muu-muu).

The message reads:

"Girls Rule

"Happy Valentine's Day to a true sweetheart!"

I'm sure the card will be a big seller!

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Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears & The Million Dollar Deal

Sassy Smith — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:04:00 GMT

Talk about a story that just keeps on tickin'. Pregnant and 16, Jamie Lynn Spears is going to have her plate full for the next few months to say the least. However, nothing says, 'I can get through this' better than a cool million bucks.

The younger Spears daughter has reportedly signed a $1 million dollar magazine deal for exclusive photos of her newborn baby for OK!. A family source told TMZ.com: "Jamie's mom Lynne contacted OK! personally after they ran the story on Britney's meltdown while posing for a photo shoot with them. She thanked them for handling it so well and stayed in touch with the magazine." Right, Mama Spears was so thankful, she decided to whore out her youngest daughter's pregnancy and then, she'll be whoring out her grandchild. She's a real piece of ~~shit~~ work.

The insider continued, "She called them this week when she learned the news of Jamie's pregnancy was about to break. She asked them to keep Britney out of it, because this is about ~~Lynne Spears and her unfit motherly ways~~ Jamie Lynn. She trusted them to do it in a way that would be sympathetic to her daughter ~~and don't forget padding her own purse~~. Lynne and Jamie didn't want money, but they have signed up for a $1 million photo shoot when the child is born."

While I have to say that a teen pregnancy isn't as cut and dry as 'blaming the mom/parents,' (the teens have some responsibility too) however, Lynne Spears is truly shameless when it comes to profiting from her CHILDREN. She makes me sick.

On a side note, it's believed that Jamie Lynn may be further along than the 12 weeks that has been reported. Sources are saying that the baby is due in the spring.

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Jamie Lynn Spears' Pregnancy Mess Continues: Her Dad Is Furious!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:04:00 GMT

It seems father Spears, Jamie is "furious" with his ex wife, Lynne and daughter Jamie Lynn for speaking with OK! magazine.

Jamie Lynn and her mom sold the story to OK! who are infamous for paying out millions to celebs to dish their stories and that has dad Spears upset. A source said, "He put his foot down and refused to take any money and 'profit off of his children.' Lynne didn't care."

Jamie Spears is also said to be "devasted" by the news and feels that "Jamie Lynn ruined her life."

Perhaps Mr. Spears is the only sensible one of the family. Hopefully he'll be there to help guide his young daughter during this very difficult time. And good for him for not wanting to PROFIT off of his child.

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Jamie Lynn Spears' Pregnancy: Kevin Federline Knew & Britney Denies

Sassy Smith — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:06:00 GMT

Holy drama! This Jamie Lynn pregnancy just makes my head spin.

VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP

Jamie's big sister, ~~trainwreck~~ Britney is on video denying that her sister is pregnant. "Whatever y'all." Either she didn't know, thought she could somehow diffuse the situation in her ditzy way, or she's on something. I'm going with the latter.

However, K'Fed, Britney's ex, knew about the pregnancy. Ouch. Reportedly, Mama Spears, Lynne told Kevin on Monday because she wanted him to be prepared for Britney's reaction to the news. Hmm, somebody a little unstable perhaps?

“Kevin knew before Britney, that Jamie Lynn is pregnant. In fact, Britney’s mom Lynne, told Kevin about it on Monday, because Lynne wanted Kevin to be prepared when Britney found out,” said a source.

Apparently Lynne Spears is concerned that her older daughter could "display extreme behavior" as she has in the past concerning other issues that have created problems. The source continued, "We're waiting for the fallout from Britney. She likely will be upset." Britney? Extreme behavior? No way!

It is indeed upsetting for a family to have to deal with such a young girl being pregnant. And somehow, it wouldn't surprise me if Britney, somehow, makes this about herself.

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Lance Armstrong and Ashley Going Strong; Bob Saget Approves

HerBadMother — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 14:33:00 GMT

If I didn't already think that the coupling of Lance Armstrong, father of three, and Ashley Olsen, the Olsen twin who is half his age, was bordering on unbearably creepy, this would have pushed me right to the edge: Bob Saget, Ashley's TV 'dad' and generational peer of Lance Armstrong, says that he wholeheartedly approves of his former TV daughter's choice in men.

"I like Lance," he said recently. "Lance Armstrong is an amazing guy. Amazing guy!”

Which, great. I've no doubt that Lance is an amazing guy. But he's, like, old. I don't have a problem with young women dating older guys - my own husband is ten years older than I am - but in this case, it's super-creepy because Lance looks about thirty years older than Ashley, and Ashley looks, like, fourteen (and a maladjusted fourteen at that, with all those ill-fitting clothes that look like they came from granny's trunk and the baby-faced chain-smoking and all.) The idea of Ashley Olsen perched on the lap - ew, ew, ew - of a guy who looks like he played squash with her Uncle Jesse is just wrong.

Shouldn't Bob Saget be encouraging her to go out with someone who at least looks a little closer to her own age? Like, Zac Efron? (Scratch that, actually. Too gay. Even if he's not gay, he's way girlier than Ashley, and that's kinda creepy in its own way.) Then again, maybe my expectations are too high. This is, after all, a guy who thinks that donkeys with hard-ons are funny.

Source: NY Magazine

Lance Armstrong & Ashley Olsen Making Out?

Karen — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Page Six is reporting Ashley Olsen, 21, and Lance Armstrong, 36, were out at the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday and spent the night together.

One bar spy said, “Ashley and Lance settled in and within minutes, he was whispering in her ear and she was giggling like a schoolgirl. They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.”

I think I just threw up in my mouth. Not only is Lance Armstrong kinda creepy looking anyway, he's twice her age. His kids are closer in age to her than he is. Oh and this:

Sorry Ashley, but the mother in me can't get that image out of my head.