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Hey Y'all Britney Looks Fresh & Pretty!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:11:00 GMT

Britney Spears just keeps getting better and better! The former popstar spent a quiet July 4th with pals on a private boat in Marina Del Ray. She looked fresh and pretty in her white sundress (and what looks like a brightly colored bikini underneath). Even her hair didn't look bad - now that's somethin'!

More pics after the jump!

Hopefully Britster keeps climbing to the top and continues to get well for the sake of her sons. I wonder if Britney saw her new, sorta secret boyfriend?

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OMG Y'all - Britney's Upskirt

Why Is Brit Brit Crying?

OMG! Britney Has A Boyfriend - You'll Never Guess!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:05:00 GMT

Britney Spears' crazy train has been pretty tame lately - her daddy stepped in and took control, and basically got his daughter back on track. She's working to put her career in order, get healthy - both physically and mentally - and is striving to get her boys back on a more full-time basis. Now, comes word that Brit has a man in her life - someone, who we thought was loooong gone from the picture. Oh, but think again! Who's all up in Britney's grill?

Brit is still with Adnan Ghalib?! According to TMZ sources, Adnan has been given permission, over the last few months, to get into The Summit, the gated community where Spears lives. They've also been texting back and forth, often complaining that Jamie Spears is too "controlling" and that he's been trying to put an end to the relationship. Um, didn't he make a sex tape with Brit without her consent? Ya.

But daddy's job is to control Brit's assets as conservator, not be able to control who she sees. The doctors, however, who have been treating Britney have told Jamie that it would not be in her best interest for her to be seeing Adnan. Uh, ya think?

So, if she's still with Adnan, does that mean those pregnancy rumors are true? Oh let the speculating begin (not that I do that).

[TMZ]

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Kid Rock: "I F**king Married Her"

Sassy Smith — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:04:00 GMT

Who is Kid Rock referring to?

Ah, that'd be Pamela Anderson. Apparently he regrets marrying her. Smart man! Kid said: "I've never really had many chicks try to take advantage of me for money. Except one, and I f**king married her!"

Ouch. I totally see his point, I'd be pissed if I married her too.

But if you're a Pammie fan, don't worry, she's back with Tommy Lee (?) and divorcing Rick Salomon (?), is pregnant (?)...see? She's got lots going on!

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Britney Spears’ Visitation Rights Suspended Indefinitely

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:31:00 GMT

At the court hearing that Britney never made it to, Commissioner Scott Gordon ruled that Spears will not have visitation rights restored, at least not until the next hearing on February 19.

Among the witnesses who reportedly testified today were two LAPD officers, court monitors Pamela Strong and Lisa Hacker and Spears' former bodyguard Lonnie Jones. There are differing accounts on whether Kevin Federline or his attorney testified.

[photo: USmagazine.com]

Jayden James and Sean Preston Drive to Custody Hearing

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:18:00 GMT

Fed up with being left out of the custody proceedings, Britney Spears' sons Jayden James and Sean Preston were photographed today headed for the courthouse on their own. Judging by Britney's antics today, they should arrive a good twenty-four-hours ahead of her.

They were last seen pulling up to the local 7-Eleven to gas up their rides on Kool-Aid and licorice.

[photo: PageSix.com]

Now, Britney Spears Is Outta Da House

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:15:00 GMT

She's gone! She's gone! Now TMZ is reporting that Britney has left the courthouse and is on the freeway headed home. We'll let you know what those crazies at TMZ find out after they follow her to her house and force their way inside. Not that we encourage that type of behavior.

Hey, did you even notice that this is a picture of Paris Hilton and not Britney? Didn't think so.

[photo: People.com]

Britney Spears is In Da House

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:47:00 GMT

She's here! She's here! TMZ is reporting that Britney has finally arrived and entered the courthouse after driving around the block for an eternity in her black Escalade. We'll keep you posted on the proceedings inside.

Yes, I know that's a picture of Lindsay Lohan, but after doing so many stories on Britney we've run out of photos of her to use, and besides - these bad girls are all kind of interchangeable. After I run out of pictures of Lindsay I'll start posting ones of Paris Hilton. You'll see - you won't even know the difference.

[photo: People.com]

Britney Spears a No-Show at Today's Custody Hearing

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:25:00 GMT

Looks like Britney Spears has made it clear: Who needs your kids, when you've got a brand-new boytoy to play with at home? Spears hasn't shown up for a key hearing taking place today in the ongoing custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline, and signs are pointing to the popstar not being able to see her kids until April. Spears was apparently well enough to stay out until 1am Monday morning with new BFF Adnan Ghalib, so her health couldn't be the reason she hasn't made an appearance. Maybe she couldn't find anything to wear.

Lawyers had urged Spears to attend today's key hearing, as it was her last chance to regain any visitation rights - she lost custody to Federline due to her meltdown a couple of weeks ago. I wonder if she's going to miss the patter of little feet, the cries in the night, the feeling of someone depending on you one hundred percent. Oh wait - Adnan's still there.

Break the Ice: Britney's New Song Featuring Zedstar

Sassy Smith — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:02:00 GMT

Britney Spears has had a wee bit of drama over the last few days. Perhaps she may have something good going for her now? Her new single, Break the Ice, which is a remix, featuring new popstar Zedstar has been released. Reportedly it's one of the best songs on her new album Blackout ~~which basically flopped~~.

LISTEN TO THE SONG AFTER THE JUMP

Time will tell if it's a big hit or not. You can read more about the song and new comer, Zedstar here.

Enjoy the song below: There's obviously no video of Break the Ice yet but a youtuber, used the new song with some of Brit's old videos and made a montage. Enjoy! Or not.

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Kardashian Knocked Up?

HerBadMother — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:33:00 GMT

Apparently not, but a close call nonetheless. Still, what's scarier: a pregnant Kardashian or a lesbian Kardashian?

Kourtney Kardashian had a preggo scare recently, which, in true classy form, was broadcast for the world to see on her scripted reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians - pregnancy tests and all. What a relief, then, after spreading her legs for the doctor (who gets tested that way? I just peed on a stick, had a little blood taken) to get a happy negative! How to celebrate? Go to Vegas and get wasted!

They're classy chicks, those Kardashians. Real classy.

Source: Jezebel

Kim Kardashian And Britney Spears In Hot Lesbian Love Affair

HerBadMother — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:33:00 GMT

Well, it would be hot, that is, if it weren't one-sided. In an interview with Kim on TRL yesterday, it came out that the beleagured popstar and single mother has a flaming girl crush on Miss Kardashian, but that Kim's, well, not that into her. Which is really too bad for Britney, because if there's one thing that could distract the masses from her general trainwreckedness, it would be a dirty ol' fling with a former Playboy centrefold and sex-tape star.

You can see the video of the interview here.

Source: Jezebel

Britney Hides Lip Job (Insert Exposed-Nipple Or Exposed Panty Joke Here)

HerBadMother — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 18:32:00 GMT

So, Britney Spears got a lip job. We knew that, and in any case it doesn't rank super-high on the list of crazy shit that she's done. Still - it's kinda weird and sad. All the more so since she seems embarassed by it. She spent the weekend driving around Los Angeles with one hand covering her mouth.

Here's the video:

It makes me feel sorry for her, again. Just when I thought that I'd hardened myself to the trainwreck, her sad little effort to shield her swollen lips from the paparazzi swarming her car before relenting in order to announce that her babies will be dressed as pumpkins for Halloween just made me sad.