Wanted: Nanny for the World's Most Famous Family

Whit Honea — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:04:00 GMT

Insanely famous and disgustingly rich couple seeking childcare provider for 6-15 children. Must be discreet and able to handle pressure. Speaking French a plus. Great pay and benifits. Must not sleep with husband. Or wife.

So who is it? Does this help: Must laugh at Clooney's jokes. Okay to sleep with Clooney.

That's right, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are looking for a nanny. I can't believe this isn't going straight to reality TV.

Do you have what it takes?

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Shiloh and Suri: Photoshop Friends

Whit Honea — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:01:00 GMT

Ok! Magazine is featuring two of Hollywood's finest on its cover. Little Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise are quite the pair.

Or are they? Does this photo look photoshopped to you or have the ladies been spending some quality time together? Until last week when Shiloh showed up for some Cheetos neither one had been seen for awhile. Suri is still in hiding. Maybe they've been living it up together at some secret daycare for the super rich.

I'm pretty sure it's fake.

Then there is the issue of the headline. Sure, we know Angelina Jolie is pregnant, but every rumor about Katie Holmes has turned out to be, well, a rumor. Does Ok! know something we don't?

FameCrawler : childcare

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