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What Teri Hatcher Really Said!

trix — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:31:00 GMT

There was quite a hue and a cry raised about Teri Hatcher's interview with Glamour Magazine and the advice she would pass on to her daughter. It turns out that it was much ado about nothing. The editor of British Glamour has come forward to defend Teri's statements, and scold the media for taking the quote's out of the context in which they were given.

Ask me the most important information I’d pass on to my daughter, and I immediately imagine myself about to be run over by an oncoming train. I’m frantically struggling to release the heel of my black Louboutin, which is stuck between the wood and metal grate, and I shout, Life’s too short to stress; have great sex; eat the chocolate; you’ll be able to get past anything difficult that comes your way; the sun will rise tomorrow; you are beautiful; you are lovable; don’t sit on public toilet seats; make sure to floss... and then SQUISH! That’d be it. I’d be floating around in my afterlife energy form, thinking, ‘Shit, I could have been more direct, more precise. That’s not what I wanted my daughter to know, at all. What did I just say?!’

So she was just giving an example of what horror scene plays through her mind when she thinks about what she wants to pass on, and all the wrong things come out. I guess that's why we're supposed to read the whole article before we jump to conclusions.

Read the rest of the article here. Teri talks about the real and important things we should pass on to our kids and the things we should teach them to be successful, loving people that enrich the world around them.

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Teri Hatcher's Motherly Advice to Daughter: Have Great Sex!

Karl Erikson — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:09:00 GMT

"Desperate Housewives" star Teri Hatcher has some wonderful advice for her 10-year-old daughter: "Have great sex and eat the chocolate." Um, wow. Listen, I don't give my 21-year-old daughters that advice. In fact, I tell them they should wait to have sex until after I'm dead.

Here's MY advice to Emerson: don't listen to your mother. She's a freaking moron.

More motherly advice from Hatcher? "Don't sit on public toilet seats and make sure to floss. Life's too short to stress...you'll be able to get past anything difficult."

Particularly getting pregnant when you're 14 years old.

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In the Bleachers Gets It

Whit Honea — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:57:00 GMT

Steve Moore's daily comic In the Bleachers is always pretty funny. I read it every Sunday morning in the L.A. Times while I sip my coffee and listen to jazz*. It's what I do.

Today Moore brought my worlds together. Football is nigh (I couldn't be more excited) and I write about celebrities for a living. Peanut butter and chocolate, man. Peanut butter and chocolate.

Moore, who is the father of 3 young children (and the force behind the animated hit Open Season) perfectly captures the impact that celebrity is having on our culture and he runs with it- and the ball.

Kudos, Mr. Moore.

*the soundtrack for today was John Coltrane, Nina Simone and some early Tom Waits (I know, not "jazz", but still awesome)

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Tobey Maguire and Ruby Sweetheart Spy Something

Whit Honea — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:39:00 GMT

I don't know what little Ruby Sweetheart has her eye on, but it's captivating. My guess is her mommy or a chocolate bunny.

Can vegans eat chocolate bunnies?

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Pregnant Celebrities: The List!

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:03:00 GMT

There must be something in the water. There sure are a lot of pregnancy rumors floating around. For instance:

Brooke Burke following up Heaven Rain with a new baby. She should name the kid Chocolate.
Keira Knightley dresses the part.
Are the hormones making Britney Spears crazy?
Angelina Jolie is rumored to be pregnant. She is definitely naked.
Jeri Ryan is expecting a girl.
Jessica Seinfeld is not pregnant, but if she was she'd sneak cauliflower into the breast milk.
Desperate housewife Nicollete Sheridan is having Michael Bolton's baby. That's the word on Wisteria.
Apparently J-Lo and Marc Anthony are expecting someone new on the block. CONFIRMED!
Jordan does two things- show her stuff and make babies.
Giada De Laurentiis has a bun in her oven.
Xtina's finally admitted the obvious.
~~Bob Dylan~~ Cate Blanchett is with #3.
Nicole Richie is smokin' hot.
Ellen DeGeneres isn't just crossing picket lines!
Katie Holmes- I'm guessing the marathon disproved this rumor.
Halle Berry is enjoying the fruits of her labor, but not as much as her husband.
Do we hear the sound of little Posh feet? The Beckham boys could use a sister!
Julianna Margulies and a shotgun.
Jessica Alba? Again?
Katharine McPhee married and expecting?

See? That's a lot, right?

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Teri Hatcher's Motherly Advice to Daughter: Have Great Sex!

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Tobey Maguire and Ruby Sweetheart Spy Something

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Gwyneth Rocks The 'C' Word

Pregnant Celebrities: The List!