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Britney Spears Photo Post: Treefort Edition

Karen — Sat, 31 May 2008 22:06:00 GMT

Did the paps build treehouses in her trees? Enjoy!

If Only Britney Could Fly

Karen — Fri, 30 May 2008 19:33:00 GMT

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky

It had the one long horn, one big eye

I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"

It looks like a purple eater to me

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater

(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)

A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater

Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)

Aw c'mon, that's better than speculation that she is pregnant again, isn't it? YAWN.

Britney Spears in Grease

Karen — Thu, 29 May 2008 22:33:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been tipped for the role of Sandy in Grease.

Some crazy musical producer in London like her great acting on How I Met Your Mother. Great acting? Um, okay. Whatever. You know, I'm glad she's getting well but she is no actress. Please.

A source tells British newspaper Metro, "The producers were bouncing around the idea of casting Britney in the role of Sandy.

"They're recasting the roles in July and they thought that Britney looked like a Sandy. She would be terrific."

Yup I think so too. And this is why:

Perfect.