FameCrawler : claiken

Claiken is Faiken?

Whit Honea — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:35:00 GMT

We just heard some troubling news about Clay Aiken Babygate 2008. It is fresh off the wire, and by wire I mean that I was standing at the water cooler in the Babble break room when Brett (StrollerDerby) ran in screaming at the top of his lungs. I assumed he'd seen a spider. Again.

No, it was news! It turns out Clay Aiken may not be the father after all!

Let that sink in for a minute.

Word is that Jaymes Foster is pregnant, and is apparently aging by the minute, but that Claiken may not be the baker of the baby batter as once reported. Can you believe it?

This Aiken story is the best ~~distraction~~ story in a long time- mystery, intrigue, sex and violence. Well, no sex, but that sperm didn't get in the test tube by itself.

If you need more, and I know you do, check out Brett's story, he actually took the time to put in source and things that sound like facts.

All Aiken, All the Time

Whit Honea — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:53:00 GMT

I think we've written more on Claiken today than any other day in recorded history. We should just throw his mug on the header.

Anyway, for those of you scoring at home (and even those that aren't), here's the latest: It's a boy!

No, I'm not talking about Clay. We broke his boyness last week when he took the stage for Spermalot. I'm talking about the baby. However, that's all that I'm going to say about the baby for fear of getting the Spam knocked out of me.

Clay Aiken Involved in Pregnancy

Whit Honea — Thu, 29 May 2008 19:57:00 GMT

Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy! The lucky lady in this scenario is his bestest gal pal, 50-year-old Jaymes Foster.

Now before you get all worked into a lather, rinse, repeat, you should know that at no time did Clay's tingly parts come into contact with Ms. Foster's lady business. The word on the street is that she was artificially inseminated.

According to sources, Clay will take an active role in the baby's life.

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