FameCrawler : clown

Spying on the Neighbors: 3-6-08

Whit Honea — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:57:00 GMT

Kind of quiet out there, must be the Western front.

Posh reality? (Jezebel)

The most annoying show ever thought of. (StarkedNY)

Liev and Alexander, awwwww. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Tatiana Dante takes creepy pictures. (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Katie Holmes is a crying on the inside kind of clown. (BWE)

Heath Ledger: This Joker Ain't Clowning Around

Whit Honea — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:13:00 GMT

Empire magazine is featuring Heath Ledger in full Joker garb on their latest cover. In case you live under a rock, the Joker is Batman's foe and this rendition is for the next installment of the Batman Begins storyline.

More importantly, and somewhat saddening, is that in light of recent photos we've shown here on FameCrawler, Heath Ledger dresses better in character than he does in real life. Now that's scary.

Photo: ComingSoon

Just Like Marc Anthony: Now Some Clown Named Cisco Adler is Handing Out Opinions on Nicole Richie

Whit Honea — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 20:42:00 GMT

This is Cisco Adler, his 15-minutes of fame include a now defunct relationship with Mischa Barton, singing for some band called Whitestarr, skipping an actual career and jumping straight into a VH-1 show (The Rock Life) and an interview with People magazine on a subject he admits to knowing nothing about (which People ran with anyway- slow week). In fact his resume is strikingly similar to my own.

The interview, in which he channels his inner Marc Anthony and drops knowledge on things of which he has none, goes like this:

Was it shocking when you found out Nicole Richie was pregnant or did you personally hear about?
It was surprising but congratulations to them. They're good people.

Do you believe she'll be a good mom?
Oh yeah, she'll be a good mom.

How do you think her boyfriend, Joel Madden, will be about it?
Joel's a great guy. I think he loves her. I don't know though I don't know their relationship that well.

Freaking mind-blowing, isn't it? He also goes on to give equally insightful opinions on Paris Hilton, comparing his 3-day jail stint to her paparazzi vacation.

Set your TiVo to VH-1 now! Who knows what other pearls of wisdom and breaking news he'll offer up next.

Photo: Andy Fossum / Startraks

Hollywood is for (Ex)Lovers: Courtney and David Arquette Fight the Odds

Whit Honea — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:21:00 GMT

According to a poll on Parade.com Americans, or bored people in other internet savvy countries, have ranked Hollywood couples in order of those most likely to succeed. Courtney Cox and David Arquette who have been married for eight years and have a three-year-old daughter, Coco, received the largest slice of the vote at 59%. No shit. Look at the rest of the rankings.

I can't believe that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo took third. All they have to show is an alleged sex-tape. At least share the tape so we can see if there is any chemistry. How can I make my vote in confidence? They even ranked higher than Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Wait, I guess that isn't surprising.