How to Pimp Your Kids and Connections: Meet the Jaggerettes

Whit Honea — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Miley who? Guess how old these granddaughters of Rolling Stone Mick Jagger are!

That's Jade Jagger in the middle. She's the daughter of Mick. She created a diamond-encrusted ice pick called the Jagger Dagger. Really. To make a long story short she's doing some promotional party hosting for a vodka company and trying to find a buyer for the pick ($250,000). She takes her daughters Amba and Assisi with her during the PR events.

Amba and Assisi (Ass is I? That's going to be rough) are 12 and 15, respectively. Why aren't these girls on Disney or Nickelodeon? They smell like rehab already! Jade needs to sell that Jagger Dagger to pay for the trouble one, or both, of these girls will be causing in the near future, possibly later today.

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Slutty Cat Fight! Britney And Paris Battle It Out Over Strippers

HerBadMother — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 20:01:00 GMT

There's just nothing classier than a down-on-her-luck single-mom-slash-former-pop-star and an ex-con heiress battling it out for control of the strip poles in Vegas, is there? Rumor has it that Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are getting set to compete for the title of Top Nudie Show Proprietor (which would make them what? Skankpreneurs?) in Las Vegas, as both prepare to launch their own chains of strip clubs in the town.

According to ANI: Britney, who is annoyed with the hotel heiress for flirting with her ex-husband Kevin Federline, has been in secret talks about a 40million pounds project to open her chain of strip clubs across Sin City.

However, after learning about the pop star's plans, Paris has decided to beat Spears to the punch by opening her chain of strip clubs in Las Vegas.

"Britney was excited about this project for months and is really pissed with Paris that things have come to this. And that's even before she heard Paris has been partying with Kevin," the Daily Star quoted a source, as saying.

"Britney has always thought of stripping as a bit like art - as a skill. So when some Vegas-based developers approached her about investing money into three exclusive strip joints, which she wants to call Toxic Heaven, she jumped at the chance.

"But then Paris heard about the plans through her younger sister Nicky, who is a hotelier, and jumped on the bandwagon.

"She wanting to open her own strip joints, calling them Shagadillic. Paris is now in talks with business developers about the idea and wants to involve Nicky to keep it within the family. She thinks they can trounce Britney," the source added.

What I love best about this story: discovering that Britney regards stripping as "a bit like art - as a skill." Like it's just a misunderstood form of ballet, or woodworking. I so want to see this story pan out, if only to see which of these two skankerrific young women gets most passionate about defending stripping as an art form. Because then I want to hear about how nudity is really the height of fashion and how slutting it up is a kind of energetic chastity. I could learn so much from these girls, I really could.

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