FameCrawler : coke

One Less Barenaked Lady

Whit Honea — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:04:00 GMT

Steven Page, who you might recall from a recent drug-related arrest, has left the popular band Barenaked Ladies after 20 years.

Page has 3 young boys, Isaac (12), Benjamin (10) and Jonah (7). He and his wife Carolyn separated in 2007. While the past couple of years smell of downward spiral, maybe Page just thought it was time for the ladies to put some clothes on. Let's hope so.

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Brooke Sheen Has a Coke and a Smile(ish)

Whit Honea — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:13:00 GMT

Charlie Sheen's current squeeze Brooke put on the ugliest, but I'm guessing quite comfortable, shoes she could find and made her way down to the corner bodega for a soda.

Hey, jerk with the camera, help the pregnant lady carry her damn bags.

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Kate Moss in Vogue

Karen — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:33:00 GMT

From the same interview that brought you these highly intelligent quotes. Another pic below the cut.

Kate Moss: It's Okay to Party Like a 17 Year Old As Long As You Tuck in Your Kid at Night

Karen — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:02:00 GMT

Kate Moss is justifying her party ways, saying she's still acting like a 17 year old.

"I am still acting like a seventeen-year-old. I definitely haven't become middle-aged. I've got a house and a daughter and all that, but I still like to have fun. Even in my business we still have fun.

"But I'm a mum. All the time. Every day. I put my daughter to bed."

That's great Kate. Try getting off the coke and acting more like a mother. I'm pretty sure Jamie Lynn is doing a better job.

James Carville and Bill Frist: Jinx

Whit Honea — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:39:00 GMT

Don't worry, the game is almost over, but here's another ad, this time with two sides of the political spectrum, James Carville and Bill Frist getting jinxed.

Alec Baldwin Invited Me (and Some Golden Globe People) Back to His Place

Whit Honea — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:32:00 GMT

Don't worry, if the Golden Globes are canceled due to the writer's strike we can all go over to Alec Baldwin's pad in New York. The 30 Rock star says:

Barring any imminent settlement of the WGA strike, the 2007 Golden Globe Awards will be held at my apartment on the Westside of Manhattan this year. I have cleared all of this with the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. The HFPA makes only one simple request and that is that you pre-order your meal selection NO LATER than Friday, January 4th, 2008.

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The choices are as follows:

1) Tuna Salad, whitefish salad or egg salad (choice of one)

2) Ham, turkey, bologna, swiss cheese (choice of two)

3) Potato salad, macaroni salad, cole slaw (choice of two)

4) Pickles, relish, mustard, mayo, rye bread...all complimentary.

5) Beverages are as follows: Liter of red or white wine or 6 (six) cold bottles of Amstel (promotional) complimentary.

All other cocktails will be cash bar. (Sprite, Coke, Strawberry YooHoo and Diet Peach Snapple are complimentary)

Please e-mail your food order and e-mail your clip for the show to: TheglobesareatAlecs@AlecBaldwin.com

A quick Red Carpet, hosted by Radioman, will be held at the parking lot of Tavern on the Green before we are all shuttled to my apartment building. 'Round...5:30-ish? Sound okay?

Looking forward to seeing you all on January 13th at my place.

Hey, if it's anything like LudaChristmas, I'm there.

Source: The Huffington Post

Photo: Heckler Spray

Is 50 Cent Snorting Cocaine?

Whit Honea — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:28:00 GMT

A Croatian film crew was escorted in to 50 Cent's dressing room only to find Fiddy and his entourage huddled down around a table. No, they weren't praying, although they may be now.

It appears that the gang has a ticket to ride the white line highway. That means they were snorting blow. Possibly. See for yourself:

Photo: VillageVoice

Angelina Says: Keep Your Pot, I Like(d) the Hard Stuff Better

BadKitty — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:04:00 GMT

I'll say this for Skinny Minnie Angelina: She's a candid one. Angie openly admits to drug experimentation -- she's done literally everything, including coke, heroin and ecstasy. She even did LSD before a trip to Disney, which sounds like a dirty trick you'd play on a frenemy.

Of course, it wouldn't be Angelina if she didn't come up with something contrary to conventional wisdom. Out of all the drugs she's done -- and again, she's done everything -- what does she disavow? Pot.

Yes, she disses sweetleaf! Because it makes her giggly, and apparently that is the one thing that Angie doesn't do. How, I ask you, did someone kinky and wild enough to wear blood get to be such a stuck up prude?

Seriously, this is why I'm Team Aniston. You know Jen would be totally cool at a concert if someone passes her a spliff. Shoot, you know Jen is cool enough to bring her own. Wait, you did know that, right?

Source: TeenHollywood

Sexy Sandler and Daughter Sadie

Whit Honea — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 13:02:00 GMT

Adam "Big Daddy" Sandler, looks big enough here, for Sadie's sake anyway. That's his wife Jacqueline in the background, the one with the coke and a smile.

I'm a bit jealous. My wife and I often talked about naming a girl Sadie, we're Beatles people, but we decided to have boys instead. Still, maybe we'll use the name for a dog or something. It's a great name, and a great song.

She's a cutie Adam, you guys done good.

Kerry Katona Makes Britney Look Tame (Who The F*** is Kerry Katona?)

BadKitty — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:22:00 GMT

Those Brits. They really have the edge on us with reality tv, and consequently on supplies of F-List celebs making a hash of their lives in public. News of the World brings us the latest sensational story, that of Kerry Katona who was seen by her friend/housekeeper Louise Oortywn sniffing "lines of coke when she was four months gone."

While not the superstar that Britney is, Kerry had some singing success with girl group Atomic Kitten (warning, the site loads playing a bloody awful song.) She had some husbands, a couple of kids, was named Celebrity Mum of the Year, 2002 and 2005, oh and she also enjoyed psycho drug binges with the kids around and even when pregnant. This totally blows away a little head shaving and snatch flashing. It clear that Brit needs to amp up her game. She needs to do it for her fame, but more importantly for the good old US of A. We can't get beat by these British bitches!

Naturally Kerry has a tragic past. She lost her own mum when she was young, was brought up by foster parents and went to several schools. Demonstrating surprising savvy, or at the behest of a canny business manager, she capitalized on this with a "deeply personal" book Kerry, Too Much, Too Young. On the cover she's a winsome brunette, proving that a little hair dye and soft focus photography can mask a multitude of sins.

For those of you wondering but too lazy to go to the NoTW story or Kerry's wiki page, the baby she was carrying during the drug binge was born early and small - five pounds. No word yet on what's wrong with it, but if the drug stories are true, you know there's a charity ball/foundation for some fetal alcohol/awful childhood disease in Kerry's future.

Kerry is the latest in Famecrawler's "Who The F*** is" series. Like earlier "honorees" Myleene Klaas and Katie Price, Kerry was on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, which is clearly a bigger deal in the UK than here. Kerry even won Season 3! And the similarities keep on coming. Guess who was also named Celebrity Mum of the Year 2007, beating out notables like Kate Moss, Jade Goody (probably our next Who The F*** ?) and That Dirty Whore Heather Mills. Drum roll...Jordan, aka Katie Price!

With all of this meta-connectivity, you know Kevin Bacon is just around the corner.

Photo credit: News of the World