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Super Bowl Dad - MVP Santonio Holmes (and the Subsequent Disney World Video)

Whit Honea — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:26:00 GMT

Santonio Holmes made a catch for the ages on his way to earning Super Bowl XLIII MVP honors and securing victory for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

It appears that the football in his hands was quickly dropped for a more precious bundle. That's how a MVP rolls.

And this is where he rolls to:

Congratulations, Santonio!

Other Super Dads:

Heidi Klum Does Guitar Hero Commercial In Lingerie (Video)

Sassy Smith — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Okay, so three dads and a swimmer - Alex Rodriguez, Kobe Bryant, Tony Hawk and Michael Phelps - had a shot at the Guitar Hero commercial and while they were sorta hot *cough*, I'm betting you'll think Heidi Klum dancing around in her lacy lingerie is way hotter.

Video after the jump!

'Take those old records off the shelf' never looked so good! Seal, make sure the kids don't see this video of their mom!

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Whit Honea — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:02:00 GMT

Just take your old records off the shelf, it's time to put it in Tom Cruise control!

Alex Rodriguez, Kobe Bryant, Tony Hawk and Michael Phelps got all Risky Business in this new ad for Guitar Hero: World Tour.

"Sometimes you just gotta say, what the f@#k."

I bet their kids are stoked/embarrassed.

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Martha Stewart Slobbers On Halle's Babydaddy

HerBadMother — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:59:00 GMT

There's no question that Gabriel Aubry - the comely fellow who impregnated Halle Berry - is hot. He's a bit overtly metrosexual for my tastes, but still, the general hotness is undeniable. That said, I was a little skeeved by the image of Martha Stewart ogling his rear end in the new Macy's commercial.

Not as skeeved as I was by Mariah Carey prancing about pretending to be a perfume girl, or Donald Trump being Donald Trump, but nonetheless skeeved. I mean, Martha Stewart is about as asexual as they come, and Aubry, although hot, is more hot in the manner of a particularly well-sculpted Macy's mannequin than he is in the manner of anything red-blooded. So, it's like a cyborg ogling a giant Ken doll.

*Shudder*

Check it out, if you dare:

Check the Mariah version - in which Martha grooves, or tries to, to Carlos Santana - again, if you dare:

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Jackie Moon Waxes the Days of Yesterfar and Turtle Cages

Whit Honea — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:12:00 GMT

Will Ferrell is a freaking genius. Yes, these are commercials for Old Spice, but they could just as easily be on SNL. Note to self, get Ferrell to advertise FameCrawler with next movie.

You have to link over, there are a lot of videos, but all of them are so much better than working.

Photo: Hollywood Reporter

Will Ferrell Wins Joyce Award

Will Ferrell is Semi-Pro

The Road to Fame is Littered With Old Commercials: Bruce Willis

Whit Honea — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:43:00 GMT

I actually remember this commercial for wine coolers. Hell, I may have even snuck one or two. I was wild like that and easily influenced by the salesmanship of Mr. Bruce Willis.

Source: Cracked

Photo: MOG

The Road to Fame is Littered With Old Commercials: Matt LeBlanc

The Road to Fame is Littered With Old Commercials: Paul Rudd

The Road to Fame is Littered With Old Commercials: Meg Ryan

Whit Honea — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:16:00 GMT

Let's not forget the ladies. Meg Ryan was landing hunks long before she laid "what she's having" down on Billy Crystal. Here's the secret to her pearly smile (except in this picture):

Source: Cracked

Photo: MRB

The Road to Fame is Littered With Old Commercials: Brad Pitt

The Road to Fame is Littered With Old Commercials: Matt LeBlanc

The Road to Fame is Littered With Old Commercials: Paul Rudd

Whit Honea — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:44:00 GMT

Paul Rudd is probably best known for his roles in Anchor Man and Knocked Up, respectively, but the guy has done all kinds of stuff. Take for instance this old commerical for Super Nintendo. Yes, Super Nintendo.

Source: Cracked

Photo: OMG

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The Road to Fame is Littered With Old Commercials: Matt LeBlanc

Whit Honea — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:01:00 GMT

Round 2: Electric Boogaloo. Here's a clip of a commercial featuring Matt LeBlanc before he had friends. It's about ketchup.

Source: Cracked

Photo: BuddyTV

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The Road to Fame is Littered With Old Commercials: Brad Pitt

Whit Honea — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:49:00 GMT

Thanks to the gang at Cracked for being so ~~bored~~ efficient and collecting these treasures of times gone by. In this clip a pre-fame Brad Pitt has a fever and the only cure is more cowbell, er, Pringles.

I think I posted this once before, back in the '07. Still, it's worth another look:

Source: Cracked

Photo: Sorenz

Brad Pitt Offends Everyone (Except Rednecks)

Brad Pitt: Badass

Russell Crowe: Perfection

Whit Honea — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:41:00 GMT

You have no idea how hard it was to track down this video. Actually, I found it on YouTube, so that's not hard, but I've been looking for it since 30 minutes prior to kick-off on Sunday. I'm just glad someone finally added it.

It's a really cool montage to perfection. Sure, it centers on football and showcases the Patriots (it was still possible at the time), but it isn't about football or the Patriots per se. It's just about people or things that have perfected their place in our world. I'm freaking deep.

Actually, I just don't want to have an inbox full of haters complaining that society is yada, yada, yada. I hope you like it or Crowe will let you taste his good hand. He'll beat perfection into anyone that crosses him. Seriously, don't mess with the guy.

Photo: ASL

Pepsi Doesn't Want Justin Timberlake to Bring Sexy Back

Whit Honea — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:05:00 GMT

Hey, I just saw a commerical during the Super Bowl of some girl sucking Justin Timberlake. Can they do that?

If Pepsi had their way Justin Timberlake wouldn't be joining the regulars of FameCrawler anytime soon. Note to self: pad mailbox stand.

Kat Von D Pregnant?

Whit Honea — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:53:00 GMT

Is tattoo goddess Kat Von D ready to ink out a baby? According to her MySpace page it would appear so.

The star of L.A. Ink and world record holder has been receiving numerous congratulatory comments regarding her "baby." Either she's expecting or there is some industry lingo I'm not privy too.

Photo: DFP

Fever for the Flavor of Brad Pitt

Whit Honea — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:27:00 GMT

Brad Pitt was riding in the backseat long before Thelma and Louise picked him up. Thanks to Just Jared for finding this old Pringles commercial featuring Pitt when he was just another pretty face.

Photo: WorldofWonder

Listen to Britney Spears Songs Here!

Whit Honea — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:36:00 GMT

Four of Britney Spears' new songs of her CD Blackout can be heard now! They are "Radar," "Piece of Me," "Break the Ice" and "Heaven." Enjoy!

Photo: Celebutopia

Britney Spears' Blackout CD Commercial

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:32:00 GMT

The commercial for Britney's new CD Blackout is now available. It's pretty funny really. The PR ~~person~~ army involved must have been having a shit-fit. They should have had Ashley Qualls make it. Sadly, it's not nearly as good as the "music is my boyfriend" ad.

However, they do make it sound like people want to hear it and they are rushing it for positive reasons. PR gets a bonus!

Let's see the Eagles top that.

Jessica Seinfeld Knows the Way to Oprah's Heart is Through Her Feet

Whit Honea — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:11:00 GMT

Jessica Seinfeld knows books and bees. Her husband Jerry has the Bee Movie opening soon, after 8 years of commercials and teasers. Jessica has a sneaky little cookbook, Deceptively Delicious. It's good times in the Seinfeld hive.

Jessica has really landed on her feet. Oprah hasn't pimped a book and its author this hard since James Frey.

So how do you thank the richest woman in the world for helping you out? Shoes of course. It's gotta be shoes.

$18,000 worth of shoes to be exact.

Hey, Seinfeld, I'm pimping your book too. I wear a size 12.

Photo: Celebitchy

FameCrawler : commercial

Super Bowl Dad - MVP Santonio Holmes (and the Subsequent Disney World Video)

Heidi Klum Does Guitar Hero Commercial In Lingerie (Video)

Guitar Hero Commercial: Three Dads and a Swimmer (Video)

Martha Stewart Slobbers On Halle's Babydaddy

Jackie Moon Waxes the Days of Yesterfar and Turtle Cages

Sports Illustrated: Heidi Klum and Will Ferrell Photoshoot

Will Ferrell Wins Joyce Award

Will Ferrell is Semi-Pro

The Road to Fame is Littered With Old Commercials: Bruce Willis

The Road to Fame is Littered With Old Commercials: Meg Ryan

The Road to Fame is Littered With Old Commercials: Brad Pitt

The Road to Fame is Littered With Old Commercials: Paul Rudd

The Road to Fame is Littered With Old Commercials: Brad Pitt

The Road to Fame is Littered With Old Commercials: Matt LeBlanc

Amy Winehouse Cracked

Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie To Host Same Party

The Road to Fame is Littered With Old Commercials: Brad Pitt

Is George Clooney the Next Larry Craig? Brad Pitt Hopes So!

Brad Pitt Offends Everyone (Except Rednecks)

Brad Pitt: Badass

Russell Crowe: Perfection

Pepsi Doesn't Want Justin Timberlake to Bring Sexy Back

Kat Von D Pregnant?

Fever for the Flavor of Brad Pitt

Listen to Britney Spears Songs Here!

Britney Spears' Blackout CD Commercial

Jessica Seinfeld Knows the Way to Oprah's Heart is Through Her Feet