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Jon & Kate Plus 8 - Was Jon Given A SportsCar For Another Season?

trix — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:02:00 GMT

Jon Gosselin's birthday was April 1 and look what his hard working kids got him, it's a$40,000, two seater sports car, how generous of them.

There is speculation out there that, Jon received the car as a "present" to stay on for another season of TLC's "Jon & Kate Plus 8". Oh my, Kate and the producers must have been really desperate for the show to go on.

Jon was against continuing the show for another season, but was out voted, or maybe he was just out maneuvered. He and Kate were quoted saying, "we're together".

Hmmm, when was the interview done and when exactly did the car come along?

Why does he need a two-seater? Has he completely lost his identity among Kate and the children? If so, then this is the way to get it back, I guess. A car that screams, look at me, look at me, I am somebody.

Poor guy!

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Charlize Theron Wants To Get Pregnant - Now or Later

trix — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:34:00 GMT

The first time she met Stuart Townsend, Charlize Theron's life was changed.

She told Marie Claire magazine: "Since I've been with Stuart, my vulnerability has become something I'm more comfortable with. I think there's a part of me that is very much a survivor. I don't know if it was in my genes, I don't know what it is. But I guess being young and starting out in a sense of, 'I'm not going to be a wallflower, and I'm not going to be messed with.' That was the only way I knew how to survive at that time. But all that has changed since I've been with Stuart. I don't feel like I'm in survival mode any more. I feel like it's OK, I can breathe, so I'm very grateful to him."

She's always wanted to have kids and she's found the man she wants to have them with. Well, she met him 8 years ago, but now she wants to have babies. The timing of the pregnancy is not known but the couple seems like the type that will just take life as it comes.

If she gets pregnant, she gets pregnant, she'll be alright with it.

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Zac and Vanessa - No Pregnancy Anytime Soon

trix — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 12:31:00 GMT

Vanessa Hudgens' mom may want Vanessa and her beau Zac Efron to get married, but Zac Efron's mom, just wants to prevent a pregnancy.

Zac said that his mom saw pictures of him and Vanessa at an adult store and promptly went out and bought him an economy sized box of condoms. That's a pretty blatant hint, I bet Christmas morning was hilarious.

I think momma's more worried about a little Zaquisha joining the family, than a wedding. If a baby is going to happen, it needs to be at the right time, not an unplanned surprise.

Do you buy or will you buy your kid condoms?

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Kelly Osbourne's Pregnancy Scare At Age 13

Sassy Smith — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:09:00 GMT

Kelly Osbourne apparently lost her virginity at a very young (too young!) age since she had a pregnancy scare at just 13-years-old! As a mother of young daughter, that scares the crap out of me.

Kelly, in an interview with New! magazine she admits to losing her virginity at a very young age, "I convinced myself I was pregnant when I was 13 and I hadn't even got my period."

The 23-year-old daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne is an ambassador for World Contraception Day.

"There are so many rumours and also so much wrong information being passed around, so it is a really important message the World Contraception Day is tryingn to give out."

Kelly, who says she's had unprotected sex in the past, gets tested often for her own peace of mind.

"I am not the kind of person who talks about my sex life, but I am not afraid to talk about contraception. I go three, maybe four times a year to get tested for sexually transmitted infections and most of the time I don't even need to. I just for for the peace of mind."

Kelly is dating Luke Worrall.

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David Spade Sperminated Playboy Playmate

Sassy Smith — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:34:00 GMT

David Spade, 43, sure has a way with the blonde bombshells doesn't he? Who knew, a short, not your typical "hunk" kinda dude could be so slick? Must be his big - comedic personality. He was hooked up with Heather Locklear at one point after her split from Richie Sambora and now, after a brief fling with 22-year-old Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace, she's expecting his baby. So what are the D-lister and the hot blonde having? Boy or girl, what's your guess?

It's a girl! In Touch Weekly reports that David was suprised by the news (he didn't know that he had spread his love seed?) and has thus far not publicly confirmed that he is the baby daddy. He said, "If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility."

Okay Mr. Spade, if you don't want your 'half your age' sort of girlfriend to get preggo, either wrap it up or don't have sex. Just sayin'.

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Johnny Depp Getting Married?

Whit Honea — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:44:00 GMT

Johnny Depp and his longtime partner Vanessa Paradis (the 'e' is invisible) are reportedly going to go legit. The couple have been together for 10 years and have two children.

Life & Style is claiming that the June wedding will be held in Georgia so that most of Depp's family can attend. Her family can watch the video.

Depp has reportedly said, “For all intents and purposes, we are married. If [she] ever said, ‘Hey, let’s get hitched,’ I would do it in a second.”

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Things I Never Needed To Know About Jack Nicholson

Karen — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:03:00 GMT

Jack Nicholson recently told press he needs to take Viagra when pleasing more than one woman.

I don't even know what the hell to say to that. I'm all for healthy sexuality, but I'm a visual person, and now I have the damn visual. And my brain? She is BLEEDING.

Nicholson, who reportedly has slept with more than 2000 women, went on to TMI us some more: "I like to date a nice range of women each year, but I only use Viagra when I am with more than one." (Otherwise, Le Petit Jack is not here, Mrs. Torrance!)

Nicoholson claims his life has been "one long sexual fantasy", and also is considering writing his memoirs, but is worried it might get in the way of his day-to-day ~~boners~~ existence.

He added: "Sometimes I think to myself, 'Well, Jack, you have met a lot of people over the years, there might just be some interest out there in you recalling some of them.'

'But it would be a bit like taking a picture of the Grand Canyon, it would get in the way of being there."

In this day and age, with his conquests in the thousands, it's a wonder Le Petit Jack hasn't fallen off by now. (Especially since he hates "warm garbage bags" anywhere near his junk. And by junk, I mean dirty old penis.)

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David Beckham's Condoms

Sassy Smith — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:03:00 GMT

What an honor to have a condom named after you! No, not me - David Beckham! There apparently is a brand of condoms named after soccer star David Beckham and they've taken the Chinese contraceptive market by storm.

The condoms aren't being personally endorsed by Beckham, however the makers of said condoms assure users that they "will score in the bedroom like David does on the pitch." This particular brand now sells more than it's competitors.

But not everyone is happy about the condoms. Chinese fans of the LA Galaxy star, want the them banned.

The Sun quotes one fan as saying, "We do not want Beckham to think the Chinese people are disrespecting him. We love him here."

David's agent Simon Oliveria said, "It's not an official brand."

Hey what's wrong with promoting safe sex? David should embrace his condom fame as should his fans!

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George Clooney: Get Me The Hell Away From Britney Spears

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:35:00 GMT

George Clooney is moving. And it's all because of Britney Spears. The Michael Clayton actor just recently discovered that Spears lives nearby following the media frenzy that surrounded her meltdown last month. "I just found out, like, 10 days ago I must live within 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears," the 46-year-old actor says. "I found out because I came home at 10 o'clock at night and there were all these helicopters over my house with these lights."

Clooney didn't mention the unsightliness of Brit's used Starbucks cups and empty condom wrappers littering the street, but I'm sure they were a factor in his decision to move.

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Gene Simmons Tells His Kids to Get a Job

Whit Honea — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 15:06:00 GMT

I doubt you could find a bigger KISS fan than me during the 70's (very late 70's, thank you) and 80's. I was a bit obsessed. It still makes me uncomfortable to talk about it.

Gene Simmons (the guy with the tongue), the business man behind the band, has his hands in everything and anything nowadays. You can buy KISS condoms and caskets. Hell, my wife bought me some KISS cologne, and you know, I get compliments all the time- usually from people with real big bangs, but still, I'll take it. And those are just the C's. You can buy KISS merchandise from every letter in the alphabet, some numbers too.

Bottom line, the guy is loaded. Guess who won't be getting their grubby little hands on that money. No, not carnies. His kids. He wants his kids to go out and get a job. He believes they shouldn't get by on Daddy's dough, but build their own empire(s).

"The point is, there’s gonna be a yearly allowance so that their rent and their food and all that stuffs gonna be taken care of, but if you want riches, you should do that yourself - you should never thank your parents, ‘I was born into money.’ ‘Well, that’s nice, but what have you done lately?’

"Because I don’t them to say, ‘Thanks, dad, for making me rich.’ No, you wanna be able to stand on your own two feet and say, ‘I did that.’”

What the hell kind of logic is he using here? "Their rent and their food and all that stuff" will be covered? Why do they need jobs? For beer money, or is that covered under food? Man, I wish my dad taught me lessons like that.

And you know this shit ruled!

Photo (Top): Celebrity Smack

Photo (Bottom): That's the freakin' Destroyer album cover!