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Courtney Thorne-Smith Hangs with Jacob

Whit Honea — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:11:00 GMT

Courtney Thorne-Smith looked a bit tired when spotted out with 5-month-old Jacob. He looks like a bundle of energy, doesn't he? He's practically pulling her.

Those socks are awesome.

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Courteney Cox Getting Baby Help from Friend

Whit Honea — Thu, 01 May 2008 22:32:00 GMT

David Arquette and Courteney Cox are finally ready to add a marshmallow to their Coco. I don't know what that means, but the point is that the celebrity couple have stated that they will once again seek the assistance of IVF to help them become pregnant. That's the friend I was talking about. More of an acquaintance, really, but I didn't want you thinking Lisa Kudrow was involved, although I'm sure David would be all for it.

Calls to Coco were not returned (or made).

Courtney Cox Protects Daughter Coco From The Paps

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Courtney Love: Freakzilla

HerBadMother — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:33:00 GMT

Seriously, Court? You need to back off of the plastic surgery and botox. Also, you need a sandwich. Something.

Because? You're freaking me out. I mean, you've always freaked me out, with the attitude and the drugs and that-whole-smeared-lipstick-and-tiara thing (which, granted, I tried and failed to emulate, but still), but now you just look like you've clawed your way out of some shallow grave after about two weeks' decomposition, and that look? Is not good.

Pull it together, girlfriend, before some well-meaning undertaker accidentally tries to cremate you.

(Also? Please do not wear tinfoil. Kthnxbye.)

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Courtney Love: "I'm Just A Soccer Mom"

HerBadMother — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 22:03:00 GMT

(photo credit - Jo Hale, Getty Images)

Courtney Love is saying that her "sick" years with drugs are behind her, and that she's "really just a Beverly Hills soccer mom who wants to be a real estate mogul and design clothes."

So, Courtney's a soccer mom, and Angelina is a sexual innocent. Next, I suppose, we'll be told that Paris dreams of entering a convent, and that Britney is just misunderstood.

Courtney Thorne-Smith Expecting

HerBadMother — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 18:34:00 GMT

I know, she's been on one of those fat-guy/hot-wife sitcoms for, like, a gazillion years, but to me Courtney Thorne-Smith will always be that chick whining incessantly about Billy - Melrose Place Billy or Ally McBeal Billy, no difference really. It was always, "BILL-eeee" or "Bill-EEEE" or whatever.

Which means, obviously, that I really, really hope that she doesn't name that kid she's expecting in January, William. The perforation in my ears took the 7 years or so since Ally McBeal went off the air to heal over, and I'm not keen to start the process all over again.