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Coolio's Hair Explained - It's Crack!

Whit Honea — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:59:00 GMT

Et tu, Coolio? Et tu?

Coolio, aka Artis Leon Ivey, was charged in Los Angeles at LAX for possession of crack cocaine and a pipe.

The drug was in his luggage and when the security screener reached to search the bag Coolio grabbed his arm which resulted in a battery charge.

You may recognize Coolio from his reality TV show in which he drops nuggets of parental wisdom. And other nuggets, apparently.

Bad choice, Mr. Ivey.

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Myleene Klass Wants a Big One

Whit Honea — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:03:00 GMT

One being family, of course. Musician and presenter Myleene Klass is ready to ad on to the family. She and fiancé Graham Quinn had daughter Ava in 2007 and are gearing up for more.

Klass says that Graham is "going for a football team and I’m going for an orchestra. I want billions of babies!"

Billions? Seems like they'd be able to have that football team and and orchestra.

Klass is also a realist and adds, "I really don’t know how these mothers cope with 4 or 5 kids. How on earth do they do it? They just crack on, don’t they?"

Crack on is right. Not to be confused with "on crack," which actually makes coping with 4 or 5 kids harder. Trust me.

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Best Parenting Advice Ever! Snoop Dogg Knows His Shiznat!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:32:00 GMT

Snoop Dogg, married father of three kids, has some awesome advice for first time parents-to-be Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Snoop heard that Ashlee and Pete had a little sompin' sompin' on the way & paid them a visit at their home and he gives a basic run-down of what to expect and what sort of things you need to get through the first few months of having a newborn. Things such as, nip-nips for your booze bottles, videos with scantily clad women and for goodness sake, do not put the baby's crib in your room - Snoop recommends you put the baby's bed in the garage, 'cause duh, who wants to hear a crying baby when you're trying to get some action?

Video of Snoop's parenting tips after the jump!

Here's a brief run-down, take notes:

1. You put baby's bed in the garage because you and your partner will want to knock da boots off each other after baby is born and you can't do that if the baby is crying in your room.

2. Forget Baby Einstein videos! You put Snoop Dogg's semi-pornagraphic music videos on the TV - he said baby's will stare at that sh*t all day. Great way to keep baby occupied, so you can.... uh, see # 1.

3. Do not get rid of your malt liquor - get some nip-nips (bottle nipples for you that are not down with your slang). No, silly, it's not for the baby, it's for you, so you can get a good night's sleep and not hear anything, including a crying baby. No tossin' and turnin'!

And that's about it for Snoop's advice. He hopes Ashlee and Pete have a healthy baby boy - but I spied a pink bed, so maybe they're having a girl? Or twins - one of each? Snoop doesn't want the Wentz's to let their baby rap - because, as he said, they are the whitest couple on earth.

Gotta love Snoop. He gives the best advice all.the.time. Maybe he should hand out some to his wife.

Enjoy the video!

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Snoop Dogg's Wife ARRESTED!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 00:05:00 GMT

Rapper and reality TV star Snoop Dogg might be sleeping alone tonight - his wife Shante Brodus was arrested!

The 32-year-old was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence early Saturday morning in Orange County, CA.

Shante was pulled over at around 12:15 a.m., booked, cited and given a notice to appear in court. She, thankfully, did not have any of the couple's three children with her at the time.

I don't get it - you're rich, have a BRAIN and yet still drive (allegedly) drunk. Makes no sense to me! Put your thinking cap on Shante or you'll end up in the DOGG house.

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Snoop Dogg Says Crack Ain't So Whack

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:33:00 GMT

Hey kids - Snoop Dogg says don't go wasting your money on Harvard. What you really need is a big rock in your pocket if you want to get somewhere in this world.

"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack," the Grammy-nominated rapper says.

I'll bet Snoop's kids can't wait to have their daddy give a speech at their high school graduation. Instead of filling their heads with all that useless crap about 'persevering' and 'aiming high' he could give them some real solid advice on how to build a better crack pipe, or how to kick your dealer's ass if he tries to sell you some bad shit.

Fo shizzle!

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Babble Talk: The 50 Coolest Celebrity Moms

Whit Honea — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:36:00 GMT

Catherine Connors has put together a pretty good list of the 50 coolest celebrity moms. It's a nice collection of mothers (and almost mothers) that meet a criteria established soley by Catherine and her innate understanding of things cool. It's a gift and a curse. It's sure to entertain and possibly raise some questions- for instance, #40 Kate Moss. Kate Moss? She's about as cool as a rock, a crack rock. You can use that.

Check out Catherine's list and discuss it among yourselves: The 50 Coolest Celebrity Moms.

Kat Moss Stands Up to Pee

Whit Honea — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:04:00 GMT

It seems like this should be more shocking, but I'm guessing Kate Moss standing up to pee is nothing new to you tranny theorists in the audience. I suppose it also goes without mentioning the high level of testosterone rumored to be found in crack rocks.

Whatever the reason, Kate and her partner Jamie Hince, aka Jolly Roger, are about ready to have an official pissing contest. They're so romantic.

Lila must love seeing her mom's picture on the internets.

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Kate Moss, Mussed

HerBadMother — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:23:00 GMT

Kate Moss just cannot seem to take a good picture these days, can she? It's, like, every paparazzi snap of her recently has shown her looking a lot less supermodel and a lot more Pete Doherty. You know, eyes half-closed, hair mussed, little trickle of drool at the corner of her mouth. It's like she woke up one day and just decided to give up on being Kate Moss.

In the pic above, granted, she's just gotten off a plane, and she's carting her child around and air travel + children = exhaustion, regardless of how cushy First Class is on British Airways. But still - didn't supermodels used to comb their hair before they got off airplanes? Open their eyes when there are photogs around? Look, you know, a little less corpsey?

Just askin'.

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Kate Moss Getting Married

HerBadMother — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:31:00 GMT

Wow. She, like, totally got over Pete Doherty but quick, didn't she? And I guess that guy in the Caribbean who was all over her half-naked self not that long ago was just, you know, a fling. Whatever. She's marrying Jamie Hince now.

That's the story, anyway. HolyMoly summarizes the rumor nicely:

Kate Moss is apparently set to marry boyfriend Jamie Hince from band The Kills, who is possibly even uglier than Pete Doherty, although arguably more hygienic.

And it'll be second time lucky for Kate, who first married and had a child with Dazed and Confused editor Jefferson Hack.

According to reports Jamie Hince popped the question before he went off on tour (the romantic sod) giving Kate time to reconsider and see if she can do any better (probably).

A convenient source said,

“She has been hoping Jamie would bring up marriage for ages. And now he has she is very excited. Nobody has ever seen Kate the way she is at the moment. She is much happier than she’s ever been with any past boyfriend."

Which isn't hard seeing as the last one was regularly in trouble with the law and apparently known to smoke crack. And never clean his fingernails.

Which, you know, is the very best reason to marry a guy - because he's cleaner than your ex, all around. Makes him better step-dad material, I suppose.

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Kate Moss Hoists Her Ass

Halle Berry's New Do

Karen — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Dear Halle,

I love your acting and think you are a beautiful woman. Unfortunately you have what I had while pregnant: the inability to make good hair decisions. Sweetie, you may think your new hairstyle is gorgeous. Hey, you might even start a trend, much to my chagrin.

Look, it's not terrible. It's not some cracked out weave a la Amy Winehouse, and it's certainly cleaner than Britney Spears' coif, but there's a song playing in my head and I can't get it out....

"Now I.....had...the time of my life...."

Nobody puts Halle in a corner.

Say it with me: "I carried a watermelon."

Photo Credit: Just Jared

Pete Doherty Knocked Up A Virgin

Sassy Smith — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:02:00 GMT

Leave it to ~~crack head~~ singer for Babyshambles, Pete Doherty (Kate Moss's ex) to get a virgin pregnant! A 20-year-old girl has come forward to claim that Pete is the baby daddy. She's apparently 3 months along.

Laura McLaughlin is the god-daughter of Sir Alex Ferguson who runs the Manchester United football team. She spoke to News of the World and said that Doherty is definately the father since he's "her first." Geez, she couldn't find anyone better than that?

She claims they used condoms but that on their last evening together, the condom broke. "We continued to have sex regardless as it was the last condom we had." Good plan!

Laura broke the news to Pete over Christmas and he apparently wasn't that thrilled. She said, "His apathy has been traumatic for me. I wanted the baby to be as big a deal to him as it was to me. But it wasn't. One minute he is excited and telling me, 'How good-looking is our baby going to be?' Then he said, 'You deal with it.'"

The 20-year-old hasn't told her parents yet - but perhaps they've read about it by now? Doherty's rep denies that the pair even met. I don't get chicks that are even mildly attracted to Pete, he just looks so dirty.

I'm not sure if congratulations are in order, but I'll shout out a "good luck." You're gonna need it Laura.

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Is 50 Cent Snorting Cocaine?

Whit Honea — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:28:00 GMT

A Croatian film crew was escorted in to 50 Cent's dressing room only to find Fiddy and his entourage huddled down around a table. No, they weren't praying, although they may be now.

It appears that the gang has a ticket to ride the white line highway. That means they were snorting blow. Possibly. See for yourself:

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Alec Baldwin is Tired of Fat People

Whit Honea — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 23:07:00 GMT

Remember when Alec Baldwin called his own daughter a pig? Who knew it was tough love? Apparently Baldwin thinks all of our kids are fat and the culprit is cheese. Yes, cheese. WTF?

You mean this whole time that I've been giving my kids string cheese instead of candy crack I've actually been part of the problem? Next thing you know I won't be allowed to pair it with a nice wine. That's just bullshit.

Says Alec in a letter to Hillary Clinton urging her to vote 'No' on a bill that would provide billions of dollars in subsidies to farmers:

"As you are well aware, the epidemic of childhood obesity is worsening day by day, leading to higher risks of diabetes, heart disease and several forms of cancer. I know that you share my concern about this crucial issue."

"As a parent, I see firsthand the challenges of keeping children focused on healthful foods. These challenges are made all the more difficult by federal policies that keep high-cholesterol, high-sugar foods all too plentiful in schools. ... There has never been a more urgent time to take action."

I understand where Baldwin is coming from, really I do. Obesity is a huge problem (no pun intended, but I'll take it). I just don't know that Baldwin's cry to the left to cut support of American farmers is the right way to fight it. Why not boycott M&M's (not the peanuts, those are healthy) or take federal funding away from carnies. Carnies get federal funding, right? Cotton candy and funnel cakes have got to be a bigger problem than cheese. I hope.

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Britney Spears-It Was My Asthma Inhaler Ya'll, But I Don't Have Asthma

Sassy Smith — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Um ya, take another puff off of the ~~crack pipe~~ asthma inhaler Brit. Remember that failed drug test that everyone's been barkin' about? Well, the first explanation given by Spears' "reps", was that she had been taking Provigil and that's what "showed up" in the drug test. However, Provigil will not show up unless it's being specifically looked for. Provigil is primarily used for Narcolepsy and what's Narcolepsy? It's described as someone who experiences "excessive daytime sleepiness". A Narcoleptic "may also sleep at any random time". Oh my gosh ya'll! That's why Britney can't drive properly ...she's randomly sleeping, even while behind the wheel! Hit me baby one more time...keep readin'....

So what exactly was found in Brit's drug test? Well it sure wasn't good parenting genes. Amphetamines were found and what's an "amphetamine"? Hmm, well could be a number of things, such as: meth, cocaine, crack...you know, nothing major. However, Spears "people" (what? Her cousin?), are saying, oh it's just Britney's asthma inhaler (Albuterol). Does Britney have asthma? Hell no, but she just uses it as an "appetite suppressant". If you read about Albuterol (which I take because I REALLY do have asthma), it does say that "bodybuilders often use it for cutting up and leaning out". Ah ya, well Britney isn't cut or lean, so, see where I'm going with this? Liar liar pants on fire. Oh and one more thing, Albuterol isn't an amphetamine. They don't call me Detective Sassypants for nothin'! I'm on the case!

Photo source: INF Daily.com

Kate Moss Stays Sober Long Enough to Kiss Daughter. Okay, Now Scoot.

Whit Honea — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:07:00 GMT

Kate Moss may be a little rough around the everything lately, but at least she takes time to see her daughter, Lila, in between bars. I don't know if she's giving her a kiss or having her check her breath for schnapps.

My favorite part of this picture is the pigeon jonesing in the background. Birds need their candy too, and this one is just biding his time until Kate drops a crack crumb. Then it's on.