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What Celebrity Likes Bird Poop on Her Face?

Whit Honea — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:06:00 GMT

Oh, rich people, you're so funny. Guess what celebrity with too much time and money, not to mention vanity, has been rubbing birdcrap into her pores.

It's Posh! Victoria Beckham really wants clear skin. According to a source she has taken to getting facials that contain powdered nightingale droppings.

Says the source, "She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home, too."

And you thought egg on your face was bad.

Next time I hear a nightingale sing out in the square I'm grabbing a glove and a bag. I'm going to be rich!!

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Maddox and the Bird: A Short Story

Whit Honea — Wed, 21 May 2008 18:21:00 GMT

Time stood still. Maddox eyed the bird. The bird eyed Maddox. There was no need for words.

The boy was not a statue and the bird, he would find other places to poop.

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Lori Loughlin Moms It Up on New 90210

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 May 2008 21:00:00 GMT

The promo is out for the new version of 90210. Lori Loughlin will be speeding up her mom-o-meter, as her real life children are about half the age of what her television kids will be- because Beverly Hills moms have to be young and hot, duh.

The point is that the new spin on the old show, complete with some tagline about if you live in the zip you gotta live by the code, will be coming soon to the CW, and wow, what a piece of crap. Granted, I can't claim to have been a fan of the original, but please tell me that it wasn't this bad.

At least the stars in this promo look like actual teenagers, so there's that.

Enjoy:

John Gibson Says He's Sorry

Whit Honea — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:43:00 GMT

John "He Quit" Gibson has issued an apology for his crap. Do you buy it?

Pamela Anderson and Rick Soloman Can't Make Up Their Minds

Karen — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:04:00 GMT

So the divorce that we talked about here, that quickly turned into "they were going to work things out?" Yeah, the split is on again. US Weekly reports that divorce papers were served To Rick, Love Pam, on December 28th.

If this divorce actually goes through, it will be the 3rd one for Pammie. She recently blogged on her site: "2007 was an interesting year for me. What's the definition of insanity? This is the year I do everything I wanted to do – my way... I'm going to be proud of every single day – and make sure I do not veer from the path."

Yes, nothing makes me prouder than marrying yet another sex tape "star" like myself, and acting like a cougar in heat.

Game On: Pam Anderson and Rick Solomon Want to Work it Out

Whit Honea — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:45:00 GMT

Pam Anderson is a crazy, crazy woman. The ink isn't even dry on the paperwork yet and she's already changed her mind about getting a divorce. Doesn't she know this isn't something to be taken lightly? Marriage isn't something casual, like breast implants, that can be taken out and discarded and then put back in when you change your mind.

She says they are going work it out.

Don't shred the paperwork just yet.

Photo: Her Blog

Pamela Anderson Files for Divorce!

Whit Honea — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 18:58:00 GMT

Holy Crap! Holy Crap! Holy Crap! I can't believe this is happening! I wouldn't have believed it if Perez didn't say it was true. I thought this romance would last forever! Is there no love left?

What is this world coming to? Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Rick Solomon only months after their wedding. I guess this means that Borat, and anyone else that hasn't married Pam Anderson yet, still has a chance!

Free herpes for all the men!

Source/Photo: Perez Hilton