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Michael Jackson May Have Cancer

Josh loposer — Fri, 22 May 2009 19:30:00 GMT

The Jackson family is going through a real health scare. No, it's not because someone stole their creepy surgical masks. Unfortunately, it's much more serious than that.

For the third consecutive day, Jacko was spotted at a Beverly Hills medical center where he's reportedly going through a intense series of cancer screenings. Rumor has it that he underwent a shave biopsy to assess the threat posed by a few potentially cancerous growths. Sad.

Apparently, MJ and his kids (Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr, Paris Michael Katherine Jackson, and Prince Michael Jackson II) will have to wait a whole week to get results and find out of Jacko will need spot radiation therapy.

All joking about his weird mask thing aside, I hope the results come back benign. Get well soon, Michael.

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Jacko Family Continues Masked Reign Of Terror

Josh loposer — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:35:00 GMT

How long will Michael Jackson make his kids wear creepy masks in public? We'll have to wait and see.

Jacko and his three children, Prince Michael, Paris Michael, and Prince Michael II continued to "hide" their identities from the public in Los Angeles last weekend (by wearing brightly colored masks) officially making the King of Pop one of the weirdest dads on the celebrity parenting circuit.

The masks are supposedly intended to protect the children from the dreaded media (an impulse that I can totally understand). Still, after a few months, isn't the solution starting to be worse than the problem? Not to mention, the masks haven't exactly silenced rumors about Jacko's crazy parenting style... far from it.

You know that something is a bit off with your dad when he decides to name all three of his children after himself (Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr, Paris Michael Katherine Jackson, and Prince Michael Jackson II). That's gotta be a pretty good indicator that your dad is either extremely egocentric, or just has a tough time grasping this thing we call reality. In MJ's case, it's probably a mixture of both.

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Best of FameCrawler: 9-12-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Creepiest Angelina Jolie Photos You'll Ever See

Jennifer Garner Smoking While Pregnant?!

Jillian Grace Naked Photos!!

Christina Aguilera VMA 2008: Video!

Sarah Palin: Now She's a Racist?

Matthew McConaughey is Quotable?

Jon Voight Loves McCain and Palin; Angelina Jolie, Not so Much

Robin Williams Does Sarah Palin on Letterman: Video!

Tina Fey Back to SNL for Palin Sketch? Awesome!

VMAs 2008 Britney Spears Wins Best Female Video

Creepy Daddy Larry Birkhead Buys Up Anna Nicole's Playboy Lingerie FOR Dannielynn

Karen — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 18:30:00 GMT

I couldn't help getting completely skeeved out by Larry Birkhead's latest parenting decision: to purchase $3000 worth of Anna Nicole's lingerie from a Playboy shoot, and claming he was doing so to have these "heirlooms" put away for Dannielynn.

Say again?

He wants to make sure his young daughter has something to remember her mother by.

Yes, really.

"I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn't really know about," Birkhead told The Associated Press. "Playboy was such a big part of Anna's career."

Yes, yes it was. Sigh. That kid has no shot at a normal life, does she?

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Are Brother & Sister!?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:02:00 GMT

I'm not sure what's happening, but Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes are starting to look alot like siblings. Are they related?

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Katie showed off her new haircut and seriously, she's morphing into Tom and it's slightly creepy dontcha think? Of course they're not really blood related, however, it's a conspiracy theory to keep in mind.

The celebrity couple was spotted out, leaving Wolfgang Puck's restaurant Cut, after having a romantic dinner on the weekend. They reportedly dined for over two hours. And again, Suri was no where in sight but then again, if the ~~brother and sister~~ husband and wife wanted "couple" time then of course they wouldn't bring their daughter along.

Katie and her new haircut are in final negotiations to hit Broadway in "All My Sons."

Source: justjared.com

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Things I Never Needed To Know About Jack Nicholson

Karen — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:03:00 GMT

Jack Nicholson recently told press he needs to take Viagra when pleasing more than one woman.

I don't even know what the hell to say to that. I'm all for healthy sexuality, but I'm a visual person, and now I have the damn visual. And my brain? She is BLEEDING.

Nicholson, who reportedly has slept with more than 2000 women, went on to TMI us some more: "I like to date a nice range of women each year, but I only use Viagra when I am with more than one." (Otherwise, Le Petit Jack is not here, Mrs. Torrance!)

Nicoholson claims his life has been "one long sexual fantasy", and also is considering writing his memoirs, but is worried it might get in the way of his day-to-day ~~boners~~ existence.

He added: "Sometimes I think to myself, 'Well, Jack, you have met a lot of people over the years, there might just be some interest out there in you recalling some of them.'

'But it would be a bit like taking a picture of the Grand Canyon, it would get in the way of being there."

In this day and age, with his conquests in the thousands, it's a wonder Le Petit Jack hasn't fallen off by now. (Especially since he hates "warm garbage bags" anywhere near his junk. And by junk, I mean dirty old penis.)

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Suri Cruise is Seductive?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:04:00 GMT

Who calls a two year old seductive? Diane Keaton does!

In the February issue of Ladies' Home Journal, Katie Holmes and cutie pie daughter Suri are featured looking similiar in their sweet little hair styles and Diane Keaton finds them both very seductive.

Diane said, "Suri would come occasionally [to the set of Mad Money with Katie], and she's this beautiful, compelling child. She's seductive like Katie."

Um, I'm sure Diane didn't mean it in a creepy way, but still, it's creepy. Toddler+seductive is just a weird thing to say. *Shudder*

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Shocking Allegations About Tom Cruise

Sassy Smith — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:08:00 GMT

There's a new book written about Tom Cruise and the "hold" that Scientology has over the actor. The author, Andrew Morton is also known for doing a biography about the late Princess Diana. His new book, Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography is slated to be a "shocker."

Here are some of the scandalous allegations that Morton writes in his book:

Tom's daughter with Katie Holmes, Suri, was conceived like Rosemary's Baby, a film "in which an unsuspecting young woman is impregnated with the Devil's child." Morton claims that some "fanatical" Scientologists believe that Suri is the result of a sperm donation by Scientology's dead founder, L. Ron Hubbard.
Morton implies that Scientology executives contributed to the failure of Tom's marriage to Nicole Kidman. He writes that because Nicole's father was a psychologist (a science said to be frowned upon by the religion) and that she had given an interview emphasizing her roots as a Catholic that she would "compromise Tom's commitment to his faith." When the couple split in 2000, Morton claims that Nicole was worried that she might not be able to see the two children the couple had adopted (Isabella and Conor). He also states that she was worried that her Scientology "audit" tapes, which contained details of her sex life, might be leaked if she spoke out.
The author says that Penelope Cruz's father, Eduardo, feared that his daughter would be drawn into a "cult" while she dated her Vanilla Sky co-star, and "emailed an organization devoted to helping cult members and their families."
Morton says that Tom's current mission is to recruit David and Victoria Beckham. The 45-year-old took Scientology leader David Miscavige to a Real Madrid game in 2004 and when the Beckhams moved to Los Angeles in July last year, he threw them a celebratory party.

Tom's friend and lawyer, Bert Fields said to the Daily Mail: "it's a pack of lies." And that the book is, "poorly researched and badly written, and it's not really even about Tom Cruise - it's an attack on Scientology."

The book isn't being published in the UK, but will be available in the U.S. and published on January 15. Hmm, I smell a possible lawsuit!

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Britney Spears Eloped?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:01:00 GMT

Did Britney Spears elope?

According to the latest Star magazine cover shot, she did. Apparently her clinger-on, Sam Lutfi, who by the way, has been missing in action for over a week, is the guy Brit married in a quickie elopement. Lutfi, who is described by Star, is 'sinister' and 'creepy' and wants some of Spears' fortune. Hate to break it to you Mr. Lutfi but Brit is possibly broke, because she's stealin' her goods now!

If they are married, well, dang ya'll, congratulations (said in ma best twang)!

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Shrine To Shiloh?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:01:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie's brother, ~~you know, the creepy biological sibling that she Frenched way back when~~, James Haven has a custom license plate that says, Shhiloh, in tribute to his 18 month old niece, Angelina and Brad Pitt's biological daughter, Shiloh. That's sweet, but what about the Jolie/Pitt's other children? Does Uncle James not love them as much because they're adopted? Huh? That's not nice.

Maddox, Zahara and Pax are going to get older and learn to read and wonder why their uncle only has Shhiloh on his license plate. Unless he's going to purchase a few other cars and give each kid a personalized tribute? Sounds like he's playing favorites and that's not fair!

Photo source: Celebitchy

Kingston Fights Fashion Disaster With Duck

Whit Honea — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:47:00 GMT

Look, I know Gwen Stefani is all hip and stylish and sometimes looks pretty hot, but someone needs to run an intervention on her friend here. Frankly, he's creepy.

Kingston, however, is looking pretty darn cute.

Photos (top): Just Jared

Photo (bottom): Babyrazzi

Britney Spears: This Halloween Has Scariest Jack-O-Lantern. Ever.

Whit Honea — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:06:00 GMT

You know that house in the neighborhood that goes all out for Halloween? It's a lot of fun to look at, but it's borderline creepy and you have to let a few other people take their kids there first, just to make sure it's safe. Well, that house has just been outdone.

You think that pumpkin above (the Lohan) is disturbing, feast your eyes on this beauty:

Scary, right? At least you know this house will be handing out Cheetos. Those are good.

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Lisa Rinna is too Scary for Halloween

Whit Honea — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 21:06:00 GMT

Lady, you're scaring the kids. Seriously, how creepy is Lisa Rinna?

I don't know if she's saying peace, victory, two pumpkins, or I'll freaking cut your ass. It's a mixed message.

Just get your pumpkins and get out, Rinna. Quickly.

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