FameCrawler : crotch

Signourney Weaver Shows The Ladies Of The View Where Babies Come From

HerBadMother — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:27:00 GMT

Shunning panties under skirts is so last millenium. I mean, really: has anyone pulled it off successfully since Sharon Stone? And no, Britney doesn't count.

But I guess that Sigourney Weaver didn't get the memo.

Apparently, during her recent appearance on the View, she gave the audience something of a Basic Instinct flash. I say apparently, because although I've watched the video a few times, and checked out the slow-mo version, I can't really see what the fuss is about. I mean, when Britney did it, it was a full-on, staring into the sun, hoo-ha-palooza. That, and she was a young new mom, with, like, babies, and she was out all half-naked in short skirts and flashing her bitsand it all seemed a little unseemely.

Sigourney, on the other hand, is a bona fide grown-up was wearing a totally age-appropriate outfit under which she may or may or may not have been wearing underwear but who could tell, because it's not like she was getting out of a taxi in a miniskirt, so what's the big deal?

In any case, A Baby Story probably came on right after The View with hoo-has a-plenty. I mean, it's not like that shiz isn't on TV already.

Decide for yourself:

You can check out the full, regular motion video here, but it's kinda boring.

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A Slice Of Life With Victoria Beckham

HerBadMother — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:30:00 GMT

I can just imagine this discussion:

"BOYS! WHERE ARE YOUR TROUSERS?!"

"But Mummy. You're not wearing trousers. We thought perhaps we needn't wear trousers, Mummy. It's so very hot."

"I'M WEARING A DRESS."

"Mummy? But it doesn't cover your bum, Mummy? Don't you need pants, Mummy?"

Answer us that, Vicki.

Victoria Beckham: Still Avoiding Pants

HerBadMother — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:24:00 GMT

Again with the no pants. What's up with that? I mean, okay, I know that for some women short-short dresses are a way of life - the miniskirt did have a good run of it, after all - but really? Short-short dresses that just look like shirts? On women who are no longer twenty-years old? Not so much.

Obviously, Victoria Beckham has nice legs by any standards, so I'm not suggesting that moms have ugly legs. What I'm suggesting is, moms should maybe not dress like they just stumbled out of a one-night stand when they take their kids out for ice-cream. Which is just to say, wear pants. Or let the hem down on that shirt a bit. Something. Mothers need to bend down, you know - and that shirt doesn't look like it would cover much in the event of even a moderate one-knee dip to her kids' level.

I'm just sayin'.

Source; Photo: Celebutopia

Beckhams Making More Babies

Posh Turns 34 & Doesn't Wear Pants

Sassy Smith — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:31:00 GMT

Posh turned 34-years-old and she dined out with her new BFF Kate Beckinsale and their husbands, David Beckham and Len Wisemen respectively. Also there, Eva Longoria Parker - Eva owns the restaurant - Beso in Hollywood, and I'm sure she gave her friend the star treatment - no pun intended.

More photos after the jump

Later on, they hopped into David's vehicle, laughing and looking like they were having a great time. As usual, Posh had no pants on - I mean she was wearing a dress that actually looked like a dress. Nice change.

I wonder if Victoria had some cake?

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Posh Dumped!

Posh: WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?

Posh Dumped!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:05:00 GMT

Oh my gosh, Posh has been dumped!

Uh, not by her husband and baby daddy if that's what you were thinking - but by several American boutiques. They've dropped her dVb denim line because sales were, well, basically sucking.

Victoria has not been actively promoting her fashion line, which duh, is something you really need to do in order to help generate sales.

Kitson owner Fraser Ross explains why he made the decision to dump the denim line:

"We asked her PR people so many times for her to appear but she didn't. Celebrity lines are no different from an album or music tour. They have to be promoted to sell."

Maybe Beckham was too busy being a mom and looking for her own pants.

Source:Perezhilton.com

Tom Cruise Broke Up Katie & Posh!

Posh: WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?

HerBadMother — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:30:00 GMT

Seriously.

I know that it's, like, LA and you're a fame-whoring tartlet who never met a crazy outfit - or a photo-op - that she didn't like, but really? A micro-mini dress - that looks more like a shirt - to go grocery shopping? Were your kids with you? Doesn't being in public with a mom without pants embarass them?

I mean, it's one thing if you're Paris Hilton and have nobody to embarass but your dogs, or Britney Spears, who is clearly insane, but quite another when you're a self-proclaimed soccer mom who is also, supposedly, a pants designer. WEAR SOME.

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Victoria Beckham Hates Bulgey Crotches and Britney Spears

HerBadMother — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:33:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham is launching yet another line of something or other (what was the last thing? perfume? tractor exhaust pipes?) but she wants the world to know that she's not doing it because she's some kind of money-grubbing attention-whore. You know, like Britney Spears:

"I'm a complete control freak and I want everything to be perfect. I'm not doing a Britney Spears and just putting my name on something and saying, 'Sell this perfume.' This is a real passion of mine. People think all I do is go shopping like a miserable cow, but, in actual fact, I work bloody hard.

She also wants the world to know that her latest venture - a line of men's jeans inspired by her husband David (he of the tractor exhaust pipe) - is specifically intended to rid the world of the evil of bulgey crotches:

I think guys should wear jeans big and baggy, with a big pair of boots or flip-flops - exactly how you see David when he's out in his jeans and T-shirt. Do not pull them up tight and have your bulge showing. Let it hang! I didn't want anything too tight around the crotch. That really.. ..repulses me. It might be fashionable, but you are not going to get that from (Beckham's line) dVb."

Which, great. The world does need less bulgey crotch.

She's going to have to work a little harder on the less Britney Spears thing, though. That hasn't really caught on.

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Bend It Like Beckhams

David Beckham Won't Sue His Mistress

Horton Hears Abortion Protesters

Holy Hell, Britney's Pregnant

Sassy Smith — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:34:00 GMT

Just what Britney Spears needs - another child that she thinks is a doll. Spears is sporting a "baby bump" or it at least looks like that. Or maybe it's the tight, ill fighting, unflattering top she's wearing. I know - Britney wearing something unflattering? Unheard of!

As usual Britney was out shopping, probably ~~stealing~~ buying shit she really doesn't need. She's always shopping at clothing stores, which are pretty expensive, yet we never see her actually wear any of this "nice" stuff do we? No, we get to see her torn fishnets and fugly brown boots.

Brit's boyfriend (I guess?) Adnan Ghalib talked about how the poptar wants more kids.

"She was hoping to get pregnant with my child. She felt that she was [pregnant]. She has a very maternal instinct." Oh yes Adnan, we see lots of evidence of that don't we?

Adnan continued, "She was feeling a lot of things she said she felt when she was pregnant." Aw Britney, that's just Cheeto and Starbucks bloat.

So... is Britney really pregnant? Pffttt, do I look like her gynecologist? Well, I guess most of us could claim that title since she's continually shoving her vagina IN OUR FACES.

Photo source: Dlisted.com

Britney's Vagina AGAIN

Britney's Makeover - Part Two (Even Sexier)

Britney's Vagina AGAIN

Sassy Smith — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 22:33:00 GMT

Britney's vagina makes an appearance AGAIN. Apparently if you DIDN'T get your fill of her cooter yesterday (as in JUST ONE DAY AGO), then let me be the giver of good news:

Britney was attempting to get her weave done/fixed/burned/shot (um hello? Makeover DAYS ago!) at Kim Vo's salon last night and while Brit was getting dressed, she absolutely realized that she'll be getting out of a vehicle and duh, you want the world to see your vag AGAIN so let's go sans panties. Panty schmanty. Who needs panties? Not Britbrit, that's for damn sure!

I wish she'd take care of that ratty head of "hair" like she takes care of her crotch.

Now for all of you Britney's vagina fans, click HERE for the goods.

Photo source: Dlisted.com

Britney's Makeover - Part Two (Even Sexier)

Britney Can't Sh*t In Private

Britney's Blackout CD Cover Leaked

Whit Honea — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:10:00 GMT

Are there any surprises left? The way Britney Spears keeps things under wraps she should use the above picture as her CD cover.

However, FOX, the patron saints of all things newsy (update- and incorrect), is reporting that it will look like this:

Photo (top): The Superficial

Photo (lower): FOXNews