FameCrawler : crush

Strollerderby Crush of the Week: Heeeeere's Johnny!

Whit Honea — Mon, 04 May 2009 18:33:00 GMT

If you love puppets chances are you love Johnny. Strollerderby sure does. He's their crush of the week. Find out why!

Crush of the Week: LeVar Burton

Whit Honea — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:34:00 GMT

Strollerderby is feeling the love. They've started a new weekly feature showcasing parent-relevant crushes. This week: Mr. LeVar Burton.

Pete Wentz Needs To Get Help, For His Family's Sake

trix — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:32:00 GMT

We haven't talked about this cat in a while, since the middle of January even. Wow, he must be under strict orders from Ashlee to keep a low profile, granted, he was out of the country for a minute.

It might be something else entirely though.It may have something to do with the fact that Pete is afraid he is going to be murdered and won't answer the door in his own home. Is he thanatophobic or agoraphobic? It's probably a little difficult to be agoraphobic and a performer at the same time. Is it one of those things that develop over time?

Pete explains it, "I refuse to answer my front door because I'm convinced someone is going to murder me. I used to think that some day I'd end up murdering a close friend or relative. Now it's reversed and I'm convinced it's going to happen to me. That's the way I'm going out (going to die), I'm completely sure of it. So I refuse to answer the front door - it greatly minimizes that risk."

I know he takes pills for his bipolar disorder, but he may need to get this checked out. Bronx and Ashlee could seriously be affected by his paranoia, it's not fun to live with a paranoid person or even one with a specific anxiety. It's difficult for the sufferer as well.

Get help Pete!

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Pete Wentz tells us his Innermost Secrets

trix — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:09:00 GMT

Why is it that some celebrities feel the need to tell us everything that pops into their little heads?

Pete Wentz revealed that he always had a crush on Ashlee, and that if hadn't married her, he would still be jerking off to pictures of her.

We so didn't need to know that, but if I have to know, you have to know. I just can't get the picture out of my head, (I may be going blind) of him and his guy-liner all smeared from . . . Yuck!

Good thing they are happily married and have little Bronx, maybe this is the last we'll ever hear him say something like that. All we want to hear about is how Bronx is adorable and growing up before his very eyes.

Much better imagery!

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Hollywood Hookup In The Making?

trix — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Who is the next Hollywood hookup going to be?

I have no idea, but I know that Suri has a crush on Zac. I wonder if Suri says "Mo'm" (use embarrassed teenage inflection) when Katie Holmes laughs and tells her friends all about it? Katie said that Suri has been hooked on Zac since she first saw him in " High School Musical", and that Suri likes to dance and sing along with Zac in Hairspray too.

This is something that is going to come back and haunt Suri later in life when she is of dating age. Her mom is going to say, remember when you had a crush on Zac Efron. Suri will roll her eyes and be embarrassed by her parents, just like the rest of us were, by our parents.

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Megan Fox in a Bikini!

Whit Honea — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:08:00 GMT

Megan Fox is perhaps the most aptly named woman in America. Seriously, how could she be named anything but Megan?

Here are some tasty tidbits on the lovely Fox, apparently, according to GQ, when she was a teenager she had a lustful girl crush on a Russian stripper named Nikita- hey, who didn't?

Megan basically stalked the dancer, bearing gifts and getting lap dances, which sounds like something I went through when I was in my early 20's (see also mid and late 20's). Which reminds me, I think that restraining order may have expired!

Megan insists that she isn't a lesbian, not that there is anything wrong with that, but admits, "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

Indeed.

Nowadays Megan is as good as married to Brian Austin Green, or as I like to call him "BAG." The two are a regular Ozzie and Harriet which makes Fox the pseudo stepmom to Ricky Nelson, played by Kassius Lijah.

There were other images in the issue of GQ besides the one I just painted. There were actual photos of Megan Fox doing what Megan Fox does best, and here they are:

You're welcome.

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Liv Tyler and Milo Have a Swinging Good Time

Whit Honea — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:23:00 GMT

If anyone could ever top Jennifer Garner as my favorite hottie mom (disclaimer- besides my wife) it would be Liv Tyler. I've had a bit of a crush on her since she was a teenage stripper in her daddy's Aerosmith videos. Granted, that was a different kind of crush, but hey, what's not to love?

BTW, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much fun is Milo having? I'm going with 8.5.

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Will Smith and Tom Cruise Share Something Special: Desire

Whit Honea — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 20:04:00 GMT

According to Will Smith, he and Tom Cruise have a lot in common. I hope not for Will's sake. Says Smith, "He's the only person that I've ever met that can match me, step for step, with energy, with work, with desire."

Really? How can he just stab DJ Jazzy Jeff in the back like that? I've seen what Cruise is selling and it isn't fresh, Prince.

I'm thinking that Will Smith needs to get out more, meet some new people. Call me, Will. We'll do lunch.

Photo: Gabby Babble