Poor, Poor David Beckham

Karen — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:11:00 GMT

Corey Haim has a big mouth. He used to date Victoria Beckham before she met David, and apparently she sucks at kissing.

'When she kisses she does this little grrhh thing. What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip!' says Haim in a recent kiss-and-tell magazine interview.

Of their first meeting, the actor, who suffered a drug-induced stroke in 2001 and has been in and out of rehab many times, says: 'These five punk rock chicks walked in and there was Vic - boom. So I had to hang out with her, it was my job as a man.'

See that David? She kissed him SO bad, he ended up addicted to drugs.

Come here David, rest your head here...I'll take care of you. Bring Mark.

And Corey? You look like shit, dude.

Mark Wahlberg Vs. David Beckham - Dad Fight!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:40:00 GMT

Mark Wahlberg, actor, dad of two and one on the way - David Beckham, soccer star, dad of three boys and maybe another on the way someday. Two hot daddies, two famous guys just trying to live their lives the best way they know how, except that one might be slightly more famous than the other (or could be in part because of one's wife) and one of those mentioned men is not happy with the other because he is courting hordes of paparazzi, thus "ruining" the life of the one complaining. Guess who's not happy?

Wahlberg reportedly wants Beckham and his family to "go back to the U.K." because the large throngs of paps are ruining his life and apparently pissing him off.

The two celebudads live on the same road, and after Beckham and wife Posh, and their three kids moved to L.A. last year, there's been a constant swarm of paparazzi. I guess that makes David and Victoria more famous than the Wahlbergs?

Mark says, "That f*cker lives down the street from me, man! He has to go back to the U.K., because he has the paparazzi all over my house!"

Does that mean they never bothered (or cared) about Wahlberg before? What? Who doesn't care about Marky Mark and his funky bunch? That man knows how to wear a pair of tight, white......never mind. Come to think of it, so does David Beckham.

Hmm, I guess they'll have to have a battle of the tighty whities. I'll get the oil.

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