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Britney Will Be A Hot Cougar In Ten Years!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:33:00 GMT

Wowza! You think Britney Spears is hot now? You haven't seen anything yet!

Photos after the jump

Age Progression Artists have simulated photos of Brit at age 36 and age 46 and she's looking hot. By hot, I mean hot mess. We obviously don't know exactly how the fallen popstar will look in 10 or 20 years BUT based on her poor eating habits, hard partying, frequent trips to Starbucks, smoking and drinking, it's not a far stretch.

Maybe saying she'll be considered a hot cougar is a reach. A reeeaally long reach. Enjoy the photos - hopefully your retinas don't burn out of your eye sockets.

The "dark haired" photo is Britney at 36 and the "blonde" is Spears at 46.

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Britney Wears A Dead Cat

Sassy Smith — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:05:00 GMT

Britney shopped and then dined out with Daddy Spears over the weekend and as usual, she had a style all her own. I'm not sure if it's actually a dead cat she's wearing, but it certainly matches her dead rat weave. Oh snap.

More pics and video after the jump!

Another "as usual," it was a media circus, paps all swarming to get the perfect shot of Britney's, ah, something. Spears was decked out in cheap, gawdy satin and that black furry thing I'm assuming was some sort of jacket and what looks like a big ol' wad of gum in her open mouth. Class just oozes from her.

Photo source: Dlisted.com

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Britney Can't Sh*t In Private

Sassy Smith — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:07:00 GMT

What's worse than taking a dump in a public bathroom? Having someone standing RIGHT THERE while you're, um, busy. That's Britney's life now - girlfriend can't even pee or poo in private.

Daddy Spears has his troubled daughter under a close watchful eye. Her new lawyer (?) claims she's a "hostage" in her own home and is even followed to public restrooms by bodyguards when she's allowed out. I sure don't envy her, or worse, the bodyguards.

It's a bit confusing as to the ins and outs of what Britney is actually allowed to do. She can't drive but can teach kids dance moves to the tune of Madonna songs. She can have her boyfriend Adnan over but can't pee alone when out. She can shop with her mother, eat dinner out with her father but can't see her kids. She can eat Cheetos until she explodes but can't seem to get a proper head of hair. All sounds complicated.

The New York Post gives some details about her recent outing with her dad:

The group sat at a table to eat, but Spears hardly touched her lobster burger, preferring butter-fried frites and Tater Tots. When she got restless, her bodyguards, stationed at several places throughout the eatery, jumped into action. "She continuously got up from the table to go to the bathroom or hang out at the bar and smoke a cigarette," our spy said. "Bodyguards followed her to the bathroom and bar." Another snitch who saw Spears leave noted, "She took a coffee cup from the restaurant with her." Gawd, she's stealing again?

Why not just put the woman on a leash and an electric collar? When she gets out of line, zap her. OMG - that was hurtful. Wait. I'm over it.

Photo source: The Superficial

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Britney Thinks Her Boys Are Dolls

Sassy Smith — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:01:00 GMT

Britney Spears apparently thinks of her sons, Sean Preston, and Jayden James, as dolls. Spears has had alot going on in her life in the past several weeks - a hostage standoff with authorities, two hospital stays in the pysch ward, reported drug use, losing custody of her boys, yet Brit can't grasp why she can't just have her sons back.

According to pagesix:

Though she is no longer committed to a psych ward, Britney Spears' mental health has continued to get worse, according to those closest to her. Mom Lynne Spears has told former son-in-law Kevin Federline that Britney acts like a small child, cannot comprehend any of what's going on and talks about sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, like they are toys. "She is like a little girl with dolls," says a family insider, "and does not understand why she can't have them back." According to the insider, Kevin is adamant that Britney not see their kids right now, and the law is on his side. "He will not allow the boys to be hurt by her anymore," the source continues. "Kevin does not want her to see them until she agrees to get more help."

Kevin has recently had a change of heart about his ex wife seeing the boys providing her mom Lynne is there. That has yet to happen. Britster needs to get her sh*t together so her boys can have their mom back - they need to have a mother that is well.

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PETA: Britney Is A Mad Cow!

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PETA: Britney Is A Mad Cow!

HerBadMother — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:15:00 GMT

Okay, so - this? Is just stupid. And a desperate ploy on the part of PETA to exploit the whole Britney-trainwreck-gravy-train thing, if you ask me.

PETA has, apparently, just released a letter stating that her, um, "crazies" might be the direct result of too many burgers and frappuccinos. You know, because lactose intolerance and meat parasites can worsen schizophrenia and bipolar disorders. Which, okay, but? Nobody has actually determined that she is, in fact, schizophrenic or bipolar. And I'm betting that if you took away those frappuccinos, she'd just go crazier.

It's like, you know, the PETA people all sat down one day and asked themselves, how can we make this Britney disaster work for us? And somebody said, we can't rag on her for wearing fur or leather, because she only wears ripped-up polyester and those ugly brown pleather boots. And then someone else asked whether any Muppets were harmed in the making of her hot pink wig, but everyone was all, nah, doubt it. Then someone said, HEY! Whaddabout those frappuccinos? Maybe the dairy in those frappuccinos is making her crazy??? Maybe she has mad cow disease??? Imagine the headlines!!! Somebody call research!

And the rest is history.

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Are Britney And Adnan Married?

HerBadMother — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:23:00 GMT

We speculated about this weeks ago, and then kinda gave it up for dead, but it appears that the Britney-Adnan marriage rumor might have some legs.

We said, way back in January, that a Mexican wedding between the world's favorite trainwreck and her paparazzo beau was an interesting possibility, but unlikely because of the small detail that Adnan was, you know, still married to someone else. But Star Magazine is running fresh with this rumor, and has even put it on its upcoming cover. Their take? So what if he was married - "anything goes in Britney's mad, mad world!"

Gatecrasher spoke directly to Star editors, and insists that there's actual evidence to support the story:

The glossy says she "secretly wed" lens-lizard Adnan Ghalib during the visit - which is legally meaningless, as he has not yet divorced his previous wife, AzLynn Berry.

Star ed Candace Trunzo tells me: "Our source on this was not in Rosarito Beach at the ceremony, but is very familiar with the fact that [wedding] documents exist."

More interestingly, the mag says Spears gave Ghalib $250,000 to grease AzLynn's exit. She allegedly told her lawyers, who had imposed a grand-a-day spending limit, that she needed the cash for a new Mercedes.

Wow. Illicit weddings *and* divorce bribery! Sounds right up Britney's alley...

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Britney's Got A New Job!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:03:00 GMT

Britney's got a new job y'all!

Remember how Brit got a makeover? Well besides workin' the hotness, she's teaching dance lessons - sort of.

Spears was at the Millennium Studio again - to ~~work it like a street walker~~ dance. There were some kids there taking a dance class and Brit decided to put on Madonna tunes and show the kiddies some moves. By moves, it may have meant twirling around a stripper pole, not 100% sure and that would be highly inappropriate, so hopefully Britney was just showing them how to do a little tap dancing and lip syncing.

A source dished: “She worked out this great little routine for them, they were dancing all over the place, she had them dancing in a circle like a choo-choo train. The kids loved it- they are having a ball right now. And Britney- she’s just drinking it up. She’s totally enjoying herself. It’s an amazing class- she and the kids are certainly enjoying the process.” Brit loved it so much that she may make a regular thing out of it."

I'm not sure the poptart is the best person to be teaching kids anything but a girl's gotta work. And let's face it, she's a fantastic ~~stripper~~ dancer. Parents, ~~lock~~ sign your kids up.

Photo source: Dlisted.com

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:03:00 GMT

You know how alot of women, as they mature, learn how to make fashion work for them? They know what looks nice on their body, what outfit compliments them, learns how to mix classiness and style. Britney's makeover just keeps getting better. By better, I mean, beware.

PICS AFTER THE JUMP

Brit was at the dance studio again - I guess to dance? Her outfit consists of an inside out, backwards shirt, no bra, those ugly, torn (even more now) fishnets, fugly and smelly (I'm assuming) brown boots panties over her fishnets (and a pair under her fishnets),chewed fingernails and a smoke in hand. She epitomizes class.

I think no other words are needed.

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K'Fed & Paris Hilton - What Do They Have In Common?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:02:00 GMT

They've both, er, spent time with Britney, but that's not it. They've both made albums which,um sucked, but that's not it. So what's the lastest "in common" thing between Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton?

Very scary picture after the jump!

Both Kevin and Paris have publicist "issues" and I'm not entirely sure it's K'Fed who's worse off in this situation - read on:

Federline's publicist Michael Sands has quit and no longer represents Kevin or his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan - he thinks that both men have gone to far in the custody battle with Britney Spears.

Sands says, "This is overkill, it made my stomach turn. Every time we had to go into court, yes we have to protect the kids. But every mother, healthy or unhealthy should see their kids... You can't blame someone for mental illness.

"Mark Vincent Kaplan needs to lay off. Everyone has to lay off before Britney dies accidentally."

Mr. Sands also feels that Kevin should stop hiding behind his "gangsta" lawyer (um, Mark Vincent Kaplan doesn't strike me as gangsta, but whateva) and speak out about Brit's health condition. He told Life & Style mag: "Kevin Federline needs to get on TV and say, 'I'm learning about Britney's bipolar disorder.' "He needs to step up to the plate and not hide behind the shield of his lawyer and be a man. He could become a hero instead of hiding... He's got to step up and help Britney."

Interestingly enough, Michael Sands now represents creep-o Sam Lutfi, who, as we all know, has Britney's best interest at heart. I think Michael Sands is a bit on the shady side myself.

Sucks that K'Fed is without his publicist BUT, all is not lost! Paris Hilton's guy, Elliot Mintz, has been around for awhile and perhaps Kevin could give Elliot a call. Mr. Mintz, I'm sure is free, you know once he's done spreading self tanner(?) on his face. Oops, missed a spot Elliot - Honestly, WTF?

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