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Alec Baldwin's Ireland Dreams Big

trix — Thu, 14 May 2009 18:33:00 GMT

Alec Baldwin's daughter Ireland wants to be a veterinarian. She's straying from the business and uncle Daniel's not very happy about it.

That's a very noble choice of profession, she's very passionate about animals and doesn't have any desire to pursue acting. Her uncle Daniel thinks he knows what's best for her and wants her to embrace her acting heritage.

He says the world is her oyster and that she is very bright. If he believes that, then why wouldn't he want her to do what she really loves, especially if it's something that has the potential to do so much good.

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Alec Baldwin Reconciles With Kim Basinger!?!

trix — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:31:00 GMT

Alec Baldwin would probably poke my eyes out for even suggesting a reconciliation would ever happen, considering how much he still despises Kim Basinger. Good thing he doesn't know me from Eve!

He actually talked a little about her in an upcoming interview with The New Yorker.

It's apparent to the rest of us that read about what happened when they split up, the fights, the name calling, and the screaming at each other that they both were at fault for the split. However, this was his interview, so it was his side of things that we read about.

He say's that though they have been apart for years Kim still tries to turn his daughter from him all the time. "Parental alienation is about people who narcissistically project their whole reality onto a child: 'I don't need you, so the child doesn't need you.' The goal of the alienating parent is to kill contiguous time. People need reliability. They need regularity. And I've been the victim of a campaign to kill all that. You wind up being more an uncle than a father."

I feel for him, I feel for her, I couldn't imagine being a part time parent it must be so difficult. I think I would die a little every day that my kids were away.

P.S. I love "30 Rock".

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SAG Awards: Daniel Day Lewis Dedicates Award to Heath Ledger

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:35:00 GMT

Daniel Day-Lewis, while accepting his SAG award on Sunday night, gave a moving tribute to Heath Ledger. Day-Lewis, who was named Best Actor for his leading role in There Will Be Blood, called Ledger, and his roles in Monster's Ball and Brokeback Mountain, an inspiration. "Of course, in Brokeback Mountain he was unique," Day-Lewis said. "He was perfect. And that scene in the trailer at the end of the film is as moving as anything I have ever seen."

During a backstage interview Day-Lewis was asked why he decided to dedicate his award to Ledger. "I suppose that's all I've been thinking about for the last few days. I never met him. I thought he was beautiful. I just have a very strong feeling that I would have liked him very much as a man. ...I admired him very much."

SAG Awards: Angelina Jolie Looking Pregnant on the Red Carpet

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:35:00 GMT

The Screen Actors Guild Awards, the first star-studded awards show of the season, are now underway. But who can concentrate on the show when we're all trying to figure out if Angelina Jolie is knocked-up? The actress walked the red carpet at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles in a loose, flowing dress fueling speculation that she's pregnant.

Of course, no one's considered the possibility that maybe she just likes loose, flowing dresses or maybe just wanted to be comfortable after she hits the after-show buffet line and scarfs down all those hors d'oeuvres. I'd wear a big dress too, if I knew there was a room full of cheese balls and shish kebabs waiting for me.

Jolie is nominated for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role for her portrayal of Marianne Pearl in A Mighty Heart. If she wins maybe she'll announce her pregnancy. Probably not.

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Jessica Alba's Upskirt

Sassy Smith — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:08:00 GMT

See that photo above? See the cheesy, tacky ~~pervert~~ photographer snapping a picture of Jessica Alba's naughty bits? He's the epitomy of class. Why on earth would anyone feel the need to get under some chick's skirt, even if said chick is Jessica Alba?

I'm sure she looks cute under there, but honestly, is that angle flattering to anyone? Besides, if you really must see people's privates, aren't there free porn sites all over the interent to let you do just that? I mean Jessica Alba is hot and apparently well groomed in a certain area, but come on, lose the sleaze dude.

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Jessica Alba: Nude Photo Shoot?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:03:00 GMT

Jessica Alba was approached to do three nude photo covers just after she announced her pregnancy. She turned all of the previous offers down, however. But will she say yes to the new one? Probably not, sorry guys.

Demi Moore was a pioneer for the nude preggo celebrity magazine cover when she posed for Vanity Fair in 1991. Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera have also done covers. Chances are Jessica won't do it but hers would be the best cover yet!

A friend said, "She had three offers on the first day, but she doesn't intend to take any of them." Look, Alba just doesn't like porn or nudity. Oh well.

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Dane Cook: "Jessica Alba's Into Some Really Silly Ass Porn"

HerBadMother — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:03:00 GMT

Oh, snap! Jessica Alba seems to have pissed off Dane Cook, and he's hitting back where it hurts: in the porn.

Alba, who is pregnant by fiance Cash Warren, claimed that Cook and other male cast and crew members tricked female extras into shooting unnecessary sex scenes for their own titillation. She said, "It's porn. There were all these actresses who got conned into being completely naked."

What Cook says: "First of all, we all read the script. We did what we read. I guess she's watching some really silly-ass porn."

Which, given her exploits at Sundance, isn't too far-fetched a claim. Still, ouch. Who wants to be told that they have bad taste in porn? Wait - who knew that there even was such a thing? And isn't all porn silly-assed? Or is there some kind of serious-assed porn that all the cool kids are watching these days?

Am so confused. I've clearly missed out on some important component of the cultural zeitgeist.

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Jessica Alba: Who Has The Fairest Pubes Of Them All? (Or, The Princess And The Pubes: A Fractured Celebrity Fairy Tale)

HerBadMother — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:31:00 GMT

Once upon a time, a very lovely young starlet who happened to be pregnant went to a little film festival called Sundance. And while she was there, she found herself drawn into the orbit of certain not-so-lovely young ~~evil stepsisters~~ famewhores who attend film festivals for the attention, the liquor and the swag. And these particular not-so-lovelies were particularly interested in some not-so-lovely swag - swag that was almost certainly intended for not-so-lovely young famewhores who show off their pubes in Internet sex videos - and so it was that the lovely young pregnant starlet found herself lured into sampling very dangerous wares, wares that are meant to be applied to one's nether regions, the better to color them rainbow bright.

That is, the lovely young starlet would have sampled the pube-staining potion, were it not for the fact that she had not the pubic material necessary for holding dye. Which is to say, this lovely young woman - led down the dark path of extreme pube-grooming by said companions - had, in advance of her journey to Sundance, waxed her nether regions into totally bald oblivion, and did not have a hair to spare for dyeing. And so it was that this lovely young woman narrowly escaped exposing her innocent fetus to the dangers of chemical dyes applied to the nether regions because she had the foresight to let down - and wax off - all of her pubic hair.

And everyone lived happily ever after.

The End.

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Jessica Alba's Ass

Sassy Smith — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 23:05:00 GMT

Who wouldn't want to see Jessica Alba's ass? I'm sure most guys would and probably some gals too! And I suppose there will be more of it to see now that she's pregnant. Jessica is having the "best time ever" even though her butt is expanding.

Alba said: "When you're pregnant, your breasts are engorged and your stomach is getting bigger. And the ass, too, that is getting bigger by the second!

"But it's awesome. It's the best time ever. I have two movies coming out, a baby, a fiancé - everything."

She continued, "I don't know if anyone wants me in their movies when I'm six months pregnant. Soon, I'll get the fire and I'll want to work again, but right now it's a time to relax and sit back."

Jessica, 26 is concentrating on domestic things right now. "I'm more tired and more hungry than normal. But I bought a new house a couple of weeks ago so I'm in nesting phase."

Jessica and Cash Warren are due later this year.

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Dane Cook On Jessica Alba

Sassy Smith — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Not exactly on her, but his take on her pending parenting abilities. From the 'one loud mouth to another loud mouth files':

OK! interviewed Dane Cook about his Good Luck Chuck ~~apparently it's a "porn"~~ movie co-star Jessica Alba. Alba is preggo with boyfriend Cash Warren.

Cook was asked if he thought Jessica would be a good mom and he had only nice things to say. "She'll be fantastic. She's so compassionate and very attentive. Some people you kind of feel like they're meant for that, and she's one of those people that just has those nurturing qualities."

Dane says that he and Jessica really clicked from the start and it only took about an hour of talking to her before he decided, "That's the girl I want for the movie. She's really wonderful."

I get the feeling that Jessica doesn't quite feel the same way. Just a HUNCH.

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Jessica Alba Porn Movie?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:03:00 GMT

Sorta. According to reports, Jessica Alba one of the stars in the movie Good Luck Chuck (with Dane Cook), says that the male stars turned the movie set into a "porn" shoot by tricking the female cast members into stripping for, what she says are "unnecessary" sex scenes.

Jessica also claims she left the studio set each evening, to get away from the rude behavior of Dane Cook and the other male co-stars. They would end each day by filming two sex scenes that would never make it into the film.

Alba says, "It's porn. There were all these actresses who got conned into being completely naked. Some were strippers, probably. But every day when I was done, I ran away. I was like, 'Bye.' As long as they didn't disrespect me, I could give a rat's butt."

It sure doesn't sound like she doesn't "give a rat's butt." Jessica seems like she's always running her mouth, which I guess she's entitled to do so. I say, shut it already though. Give it a rest Jess!

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