Beckham Bares Bottom, Again

HerBadMother — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:33:00 GMT

I suppose his bottom isn't really bare, is it? It's tightly wrapped in Armani boy-panties, which is the point, I suppose, seeing as he's stripped down for the express purpose of selling Armani underwear. I gotta say, no wonder Victoria keeps insisting that he impregnate her - he is one smokin' piece of man-flesh. A little fey in character, maybe, but indisputably cut.

I love that he always puts on that grr-rawr face when he's showing off his body - like he's an angry half-naked person, who deeply resents that he's been forced to disrobe, when in fact we all know that he luuuuurves taking off his clothes and thrusting his nether regions (fore or aft) toward a camera. I suppose, though, that a big cheese-eating grin might undermine the deeply serious panty-couture vibe that they're going for with these ads.

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David Beckham Pulls Down His Pants. Again.

HerBadMother — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:06:00 GMT

I guess that we wouldn't really call David Beckham the new face of Emporio Armani underwear, would we? I mean, it's not really his face that's going to be selling those boxer briefs, is it? It's his ass.

It's gotta be a big relief to the Beckhams that he got this endorsement deal, because his earnings last year fell a reported 28% to - gasp - 11.1 million dollars due to loss of endorsement contracts. Maybe that's why we've been seeing so much of his ass in recent months - he's been plugging for a new deal. Good thing, then, too, that he keeps getting picked for those 'sexy' and 'manly' lists (as opposed to the 'unsexy' and 'who'd want to sleep with them' lists that seem to becoming more popular, and which could probably kill an underwear endorsement deal) - the more that we hear about the awesomeness of his ass, the more we'll want to see it. In Emporio Armani underwear. Or out of Armani underwear. Whichever.

I don't need much convincing. I think that he's as girly as they come, but I can't deny his rear end. No wonder Posh keeps getting him to knock her up. Okay, wrong end of the nether regions, but still.

Source: Vogue.com

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Beckham Bares Bottom, Again

David Beckham Pulls Down His Pants. Again.