FameCrawler : denial

Jon Gosselin Shelled Out Big Bucks To Buy Mistress Presents

Josh loposer — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:03:00 GMT

No trashy tabloid affair is complete unless at least a few lavish gifts are exchanged, and it appears that Jon Gosselin's is no different.

This is so totally classic. According to alleged mistress Deanna Hummel's deadbeat brother Jason, Jon Gosselin not only took time away from his own wife and 8 kids to indulge in a fling with Hummel, but he managed to make some fairly hefty purchases for his lady on the side as well. From US Magazine:

One of the ways to his mistress’ heart? Expensive presents. “He gave her a Cole Haan bag,” Jason says of the $295 Pixie Straw Collection bag that Jon FedExed, with receipt (shown in US print edition), to the Hummels’ home. A store clerk confirms to US that Jon shopped at Beverly Hills’ Rodeo Drive store on March 25, while traveling with Kate. As for other gifts, Jason points to his sister’s new diamond watch. “She never could have afford the watch, and it’s not a style she would have picked out,” Jason says.

If Jon really did buy Deanna a bag while he was on Rodeo with Kate, it kinda lends some credence to the rumors that they have an open marriage. Still, it seems a lot more likely that Jon was simply cheating, and that Kate's in major denial.

Apparently, Deanna's brother called Jon a "moron" and "dumb." If all these allegations turn out to be true than I'm going to have to agree with him. In fact, I'm halfway expecting a leaked Jon and Deanna sex tape in the next week or so.

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No Paternity Test For Edwards

trix — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:26:00 GMT

It seems to me, that it's a long step down from presidential candidate to baby daddy, but I guess we'll never know.

We now know that John Edwards admitted to having an affair with Rielle Hunter in 2006 but he denies that he is the father of her 5 month old baby. He said on "Nightline" that he would be willing to take a paternity test to prove that he is not the father of her baby. What did Rielle say to that?

No way jose! Not those words exactly, but you get the point. She didn't actually say anything, her lawyer issued a statement for her saying, "Rielle is therefore making no statement now or in the future, furthermore, Rielle will not participate in DNA testing or any other invasion of her or her daughter's privacy now or in the future." So it's a statement of a non statement.

What, no test? Why not? Why doesn't she want him to take a test? Could it mean that she knows the it's not his baby, like he says?

Even his wife believes him and she knows that he's a cheater, she said, ""This was our private matter, and I frankly wanted it to be private because as painful as it was I did not want to have to play it out on a public stage as well, because of a recent string of hurtful and absurd lies in a tabloid publication, because of a picture falsely suggesting that John was spending time with a child it wrongly alleged he had fathered outside our marriage, our private matter could no longer be wholly private."

I guess there will only be one person who knows for sure.

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Edwards Admits Affair

Whit Honea — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:01:00 GMT

John Edwards may have effectively ended any chance he had at being added to Barack Obama's ticket by admitting that the constant rumors surrounding him are true.

Kind of.

According to Cover Awards: John Edwards told ABC News correspondent Bob Woodruff that “he did have an affair with 44-year old Rielle Hunter, but said that he did not love her.”

However, Edwards denies that Hunter's child is his. He has not taken a paternity test.

Edwards' wife Elizabeth is currently battling cancer, and we assume a broken heart.

<sarcasm>Nice going, John.</sarcasm>

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The Truth About Christian Bale

Karen — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Reports of Christian Bale allegedly assaulting his mother and sister seem to be nothing more than drama.

“Christian was stressed, but he didn’t lay a finger on anyone. Instead, he flew off the handle and cussed his mother. He just got very loud because his mother was saying some very outrageous things about him, and his wife,” the source said.

Bale’s lawyers issued a statement Tuesday denying the allegations of assault.

The actor’s sister, Sharon Bale, told Britain’s Telegraph an “incident” had occurred but would not offer up any details surrounding the events that lead to her brother’s arrest.

“OK, there was an incident but the police are dealing with it,” she said. “It is an extremely sensitive situation. There is nothing more I can say.”

Jenny Bale was also tight-lipped, but said they did not call the police.

“Yes, I was there, and yes there was a family situation, but the police are handling it and I cannot say anymore at the moment,” Jenny told the Telegraph. “We didn’t call the police to the scene. I can’t say anymore, but we didn’t call the police.”

Thank goodness.

Christian Bale is Sick of This Guano

Whit Honea — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:34:00 GMT

Christian Bale, everyone's favorite bat daddy, has released a statement regarding his alleged arrest.

In a statement released today:

"Christian Bale attended a London Police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister. Mr Bale who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question, and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the Police.

At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr Bale."

Man, I hate even writing about this. I hope whatever crazy is going on is resolved quickly.

And yes, I know that I've used "guano" in two posts today, but it's really funny to me.

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How Far Will Jennifer Aniston Go To Get A Baby?

HerBadMother — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:33:00 GMT

Jennifer Aniston must be going insane, hearing all these stories about Jamie Lynn Spears and Pamela Anderson and Nicole Kidman and whoever else is about to pop out of the Guess-Who's-Pregnant box. If the teens and the inflatable soft-porn queens and the skinny Australians can all find men to knock them up, why can't she? What do they have that she doesn't have, that gives them such fruitful access to sperm?

Whatever the case, although Jen seems to have decided that sperm might be easier to find than eligible and appropriate bachelors, her friends have been doing everything they can to lend a hand in the Find Jen A Man campaign. A friend of the star’s told OK magazine recently that her celebrity friends are keen to help Jennifer find true love in 2008: “We all love Jen so much. She has so much to offer a man and she would make such a good partner, if only we could find her the perfect guy.”

Well, there's their problem: if they're looking for perfect, they're setting their standards too high. If Jen would just be willing to settle for, say, a nineteen year old horndog like Jamie Lynn's babydaddy, or a porn-peddler like Pammie's Rick Solomon, she'd have no trouble. There are tons of horny, creepy, sub-standard guys out there who'd take a sex holiday with a celebrity in a minute - just ask Britney Spears. And from there, getting pregnant (and getting a starring role on some sex tapes) is pretty much a no-brainer.

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Jennifer Aniston Going To Have A Baby

HerBadMother — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 20:55:00 GMT

Just as soon as she finds the right sperm donor, that is - something (someone) that she is actively looking for.

A source close to the actress said: "With her biological clock now ticking urgently, Jen's weighing up the relative qualities of all her make friends to soon make the decision which of them is her best bet as a sperm donor.

"Looks, intelligence and personality are all in the equation because she wants beautiful, bright children to make her life complete. Once she's reached a decision, she'll pop the question to a surprised bachelor, explaining she doesn't want marriage - just babies!" The source added: "While Jen may have soured on marriage after her divorce from Brad Pitt, she's still desperate to start a family. She has a beautiful mansion complete with nursery all fitted out, millions in the bank and a select band of eligible guys, one of whom she'll soon pick to be a daddy."

Apparently Jason Lewis doesn't stack up in the sperm department. So, you mens out there - any takers?

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Jennifer Aniston Bares Belly - And Nary A Bump To Be Seen

HerBadMother — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:32:00 GMT

So, if there were any doubt remaining, these pictures should put them to rest: Jennifer Aniston does not look the slightest bit pregnant.

Even if she were really early on, there'd at least be some swelling of the boobies and a little more roundness to the belly, no? And if she were pregnant, I doubt that she'd be out and about in a skimpy bikini. Paparazzi, you know. Always on the lookout.

Anyway, the pictures are a bit blurry, but still - she looks pretty slim and taut. I'm not saying that there's no way she's pregnant, but at this point I wouldn't bet on it.

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Jen Aniston Dispels Pregnancy Rumors, Whisks Mystery Man to Mexico

Karen — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 13:06:00 GMT

Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox flew with Coco and David Arquette to Mexico, along with a mystery man. Jennifer's rep told Us "She's not pregnant,"after rumors flew over Christmas. Who's the dude, Jen?

He looks mysterious alright. Pictures after the jump!

Could that be Jason Lewis, who Aniston has been rumored to have made plans to shack up with? Hard to tell since the photo is so blurry.

Jennifer Aniston Pregnant?

Whit Honea — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:59:00 GMT

The National Enquirer is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is expecting, and they are suggesting that the father could be either Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor, Whit Honea, or Jason Lewis.

I'm pretty sure that one of those guys is in the clear.

Aniston's people have told Us magazine that she isn't pregnant, but oddly enough the Enquirer has been riding a pretty good streak of late, so I'll reserve my opinion(s) until the Friends star tells me herself.

Call me, Jennifer.

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Governor Jon Bon Jovi? Hotter than Springsteen

Whit Honea — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:18:00 GMT

Here's one for the ladies (and New Jersey's old governor).

Who knew when I saw Jon Bon Jovi belt out Runaway as the opening act for Ratt that I was in the midst of a future governor? Hell, who knew when I put Arnold Schwarchenegger as my hero in my 8th grade yearbook that he'd one day be my governor? Yes, I am surrounded by greatness.

Bon Jovi is rumored to have his ruggedly handsome eyes set tightly on New Jersey politics. I've seen worse. He's even hired people to look into it and feed denials to the press for him. Sounds like he's ready.

If you think that you may someday want to be governor of something let me know. I'll pencil you in.

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"Team Britney" Steals My Pet Name for FameCrawler

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:34:00 GMT

Welcome to Team Britney, bitches. The only thing sadder than the mess Britney Spears has made of her life is a group of people denying that it is happening. Team Britney, aka the board of Taco Bell shareholders, is a collection of Britney fans (judging by the photo I'd say it's a collection of all the Britney fans) that feel the star is being unfairly treated.

They also feel that the Holocaust never happened and that the moon landing was filmed in Burbank.

Membership is open to anyone with a love of Britney and a firm grasp on denial. That ain't a river, y'all.

Please send all dues and donations to FameCralwer, attn: Free $$ Department.

Photo: Britney Groupie