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Berkeley Breathed is a Penguin Killer

Whit Honea — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:44:00 GMT

Berkeley Breathed has brought us the tale of Opus for the last time. The famous penguin may literally be kissing his nose goodbye.

Breathed, who is retiring to work for his 5-year-old daughter, will be ending the flightless hero's run and possibly his life. Opus has graced such comics as Bloom County, Outland, and his swan (penguin?) song, Opus.

We'll miss you, Opus.

Diddy on Palin: Good Intentions, Bad Script, Ugly Production

Whit Honea — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:59:00 GMT

Celebrity dad Diddy, aka Sean Combs, aka Puffy, aka P. Diddy, aka some other crap he said in the video that I won't even mention because I respect Barack Obama too much, has a foul-mouthed message for GOP candidate John McCain regarding his pick of Sarah Palin for his running mate.

I'm not sure what the message is as I could only sit through the first few minutes. It was like watching the Blair Witch Project but with more ad libbing.

Here's the video, the language isn't suitable for work, or most places really:

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Best of FameCrawler: (Sad) Week of August 15th

Whit Honea — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Bernie Mac Memorial and Donations

Romeo Bending It Like Beckham

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer - IT'S OVER!!!!

Bernie Mac Was Expected To Recover

Did Lil Wayne's Daughter Die?

Lil Wayne's Daughter Dies? Her Mama Says "No"

Not True? Lil Wayne's Daughter Did Not Die

Bernie Mac's Final Moments -Wife & Daughter By His Side

Brad and Maddox Hit The Track

People Disappointed with Brad and Angelina

Britney Spears Adopting Two Girls And Planning Her Funeral?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:02:00 GMT

There are reports that Britney Spears, aka TRAINWRECK, is adopting two children. Sources say that Spears has chosen to adopt twin girls from China, 6 years old and is just finalizing the details. Here's my problem with this: We're talking about Britney. Britney Spears. A woman, who can't even look after the two sons she produced with Kevin Federline, yet an adoption agency saw her fit enough to adopt twins? Pfftt. Spears wouldn't even qualify for adopting a freakin' Cabbage Patch Doll, let alone, TWO HUMAN BEINGS. A source said, the girls from China would "fill the void" left by her losing custody of her sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James,1. Ah okay. They're kids, not shoes for petesake. You don't just "replace" people. Please let this NOT BE TRUE.

In other earth shattering, head shaking, eye rolling, Britney news, she's allegedly dropped 50 grand on planning her own funeral. I guess it's not unusual to plan ahead, although I don't know too many 26 year olds, that plan their own funeral arrangements at such a young age. However, why doesn't Spears spend that kind of money on, say, rehab, so she can get her life together, get her boys back, and LIVE, rather than planning her death? She's just so bizarre.

Photo source: Celebspin

John Travolta Kisses the Hell Out of Some Kirk Douglas

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:33:00 GMT

A couple of things come to mind when I look at this picture of John Travolta putting some man-love on Kirk Douglas. First, my heart goes out to Mr. Douglas. He looks like he may very well have a heart attack, which is to be expected. It's not every day that a big ol' star like John Travolta comes all the way out of the closet to plant a wet one. Normally he just sticks his wigless head out, sees his shadow and goes back in for 6 more years of denial. This is big.

Then I thought, wait- maybe John Travolta is a hero! Could it be that he saw the frailness of Douglas and thought he needed some sort of assistance? It's possible that Travolta was performing mouth-to-mouth and actually saved Kirk Douglas' life or a fate worse than Travis Barker. That's huge. I think someone just earned themselves a fruitbasket.

The thing is, Travolta only knows one way to do things, and that's crazy. It could have been anything, but I'm guessing it was the limoncellos.

Photo: StarOffenders

Things Destined to Die: Britney Spears Buys a Goldfish

Whit Honea — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:42:00 GMT

Britney Spears and some guy named Sam Lufti went to Petco along with her pet rat and about a gazillion paparazzi. Apparently she bought some pet supplies and annoyed all the little people with the ruckus that is her unwanted entourage. I can hear the dogs barking from here.

Spears was reported to have purchased a goldfish. I bet the thing was flushed hours ago.

Source/Photo: Gossip Girls