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Playboy Hot List

Sassy Smith — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:04:00 GMT

Playboy's Hot List: Who's included on the Sexiest Female Celebrity list? You'd be surprised! Here are a few that topped it:

'Real woman body' chick, Jennifer Love Hewett made it with her real woman curves (good for her!).

Um, Britney Spears made the list. I know, huh right? Perhaps the voting readers haven't seen the news lately. Or read the paper. Or been online. Perhaps they've been living in a cave? Or... maybe it's the sexy British accent she uses now.

Christina Aguilera made it. Like duh. Have you SEEN her boobage lately? Pretty hard to miss.

Jessica Alba. She's not always the most articulate girl or perhaps doesn't seem like the brightest bulb, but she's hot and that's all that really matters.

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner's three blonde girlfriends - Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson - made the list too. Isn't that like cheating? Whatever. I guess if they have to have sex with an 108 year old man, then sure, put them on the list to make up for that. Wait - I forgot - they CHOOSE to sleep with grandpa. (and possibly have his baby, um, yuck.)

Who snagged the number one slot? Angelina Jolie. She wouldn't be my first choice since I'm not into chicks with creepy veiny arms. Or actually chicks in general.

You can see the complete list in the March issue of Playboy. People do read the articles right?

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Britney's early release yesterday shocked alot of people and has her parents gravely concerned for their daughter's well being and safety.

Jamie Spears, was granted control over Brit's financial and legal affairs last week after she was committed to the pysch ward at UCLA Medical Center. Now, because his daughter was released before the 14 day extended hospital stay, Daddy Spears has plans to move in with Brit!

Sources close to the situation say that Jamie is not happy that his daughter was granted an early release, only three days after doctors told the family that Britney would he held for an additional 14 days so she could receive further testing.

An insider spoke to Life & Style, "The doctors decided that as long as she's taking her medication - which she has been doing - Britney is no longer a threat (to herself). Jamie begged the doctors to keep her in longer. He was very disappointed with the decision. So Jamie decided to move into the house with her and look after her. And that's good for now, because Britney wants her daddy."

And as we all saw yesterday, Britney was ~~back to her usual crazy antics~~ doing her best to keep out of the public eye. Ah huh.

Photo source: The Superficial

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 22:17:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been released from the psych ward at UCLA! According to TMZ this is how it happened:

Britney did not pose the legal danger to herself or to others, such that they could continue to hold her against her will.

As a result, she was released today and we're told she's already back home.

The conservatorship is still in place. Sources connected with the case say they anticipated that UCLA would probably release her before the 14-day extension because she became cooperative and relatively stable.

We're told the goal with Brit's mom and dad was to establish the conservatorship while she was hospitalized so she would return home to a controlled environment rather than the chaos that consumed her life.

I'm thinking what you're thinking: WTF? I don't see anything good happening with Spears being released before the additional 14 day stay was up. Look out y'all, Brit's on the loose!

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Britney Upset Over Stolen Sex Tape

Sassy Smith — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:06:00 GMT

Oops she did it again? Did Britney Spears make a homemade sex tape? And if yes, is that sex tape in the hands of a thief?

Reportedly there was a break-in sometime on Friday at Britney's home. Her parents said that "several personal items" were taken - that they'd noticed missing items when they arrived to their daughter's house after she was admitted to UCLA Medical Center psych ward.

The "alleged" tape supposedly shows Spears having sex (not sure with whom) and also shows her taking drugs (not sure what type of drugs).

An insider was quoted: "This is the last thing Britney needs. She's on the edge. All her secrets could be revealed. Some of the things that may have been taken are dynamite. It doesn't bear thinking about . They could have anything - all her secrets could be out."

Geez haven't we seen Brit air out her dirty laundry in public already? Would a sex tape honestly be that thrilling? There were rumors last year that Spears and now ex husband Kevin Federline had "starred" in their own sex video but those reports were denied. Then, yet another sex tape allegation surfaced - this one featuring a bald-headed Britney performing certain "acts" with a man and 2 women and it was apparently leaked online. However, it's not been proven either way.

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Britney Likes Porn and Showing Her Boobs

Sassy Smith — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Britney flashes her boobs again! And buys porn? I know what you're wondering... is there video of any of this? Yes! I can feel your ~~wanting to vomit~~ excitement. I aim to please.

VIDEOS AFTER THE JUMP (One is NSFW -unless you work in a porn shop)

Spears went to the Millennium Dance Studio - to um, show off her breast/dance? Either way, there's some boobage flashed. It's fast, but the video slows down and replays, you know, so you get a second chance to be ill. She's also wearing those stupid, dirty, ratty, filled with holes fishnets - Brit, come on, splurge a bit girlfriend and buy some decent tights. Geez.

The night doesn't end there though! Like I said, I aim to please - not that I personally shot these videos but you get my drift. Britbrit, after doing a strenuous workout of sliding up and down a pole for 5 minutes, whipping down her bodysuit, doing a couple of twirls and then eating a bag of Cheetos (I'm guessing), wanted to look at/buy some porn. The poptart visited the Hustler Hollywood sex shop on Sunset Blvd. She walked around, giggled, let her little dog lick her mouth, giggled some more, sort of danced in the aisles, browsed the magazine section - a thrill a minute. I'm not a hundred percent sure if she actually purchased anything - we can just assume she did. Why can't she buy her porn items from the internet and get them shipped to her home wrapped in brown paper like the rest of us? Not that I do that. Just sayin'.

Photo source: The Superficial