FameCrawler : divorce

Kelly Rutherford - Any Day Now

trix — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:00:00 GMT

Good thing Gossip Girl is finished filming, because Kelly Rutherford says she could give birth any day now.

Granted, she’s due next weekend, but feels her time is imminent.

How has she spent this pregnancy, did she exercise and watch every morsel she put in her mouth?

In a word, no. She says she and her mother have been having a grand old time buying girls clothes and, “I haven’t exercised once this time. I am so bad. I am like the worst example. I run around after [Hermes] all day and play. We end up going on play dates or in the pool or something. I think I am just so much more active being the mother of a two-year-old.”

She also says she’s craving a lot of frozen things, like Pinkberry.

Here’s hoping our crazy weather holds in Southern California for a few more days. It’s not super hot yet, which is a good thing when you are 9 months pregnant.

We’ll let you know as soon as we hear anything. . .

Gossip Girl’s Kelly Rutherford Hires Private Eye to Spy on Husband

New Jersey Housewives are Barefoot and Pregnant

Tom Brady - Fatherhood’s Changed Me

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Kate Hudson is Running Scared

trix — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:44:00 GMT

Kate Hudson attended the Veuve Clicquot's Polo Classic on Saturday and oops, so did Madonna. Normally that wouldn't be a big deal, but Kate's dating Madonna's leftovers and she's afraid Madonna is mad.

I'm guessing Kate doesn't like confrontation.

The NY Daily News reported:

"Kate was completely intimidated by Madonna," said one guest. "She clearly didn't want trouble and decided to keep a low profile for the rest of the match." Said a second guest, "I didn't even see Kate Hudson again after Madonna arrived. She ran away! But if I were dating Madonna's ex, I'd be scared, too!"

While Hudson hung out in the back of the tent, Madonna rocked her royal status. After showing up in a black Mercedes-Benz with several NYPD escorts, she held court with boy toy Jesus Luz, her kids Rocco Ritchie and David Banda, as well as pals Marc Jacobs, Lorenzo Martone and photographer Steven Klein.

"Madonna literally didn't care," said a third eyewitness.
"She showed up with no makeup, a dowdy [denim] outfit and her hair pulled up in a ponytail. She doesn't need to compete with Kate, because she will always be Queen Bee."

I'm not sure why Kate was scared of her, Madonna has Jesus, she couldn't care less if Kate is dating A-Rod. She probably realized the he is loonier than she is and didn't want to compete for the crazy.

Would you run if Madonna was after you?

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Duchovny And Leoni Renew Vows After Sex Rehab

Josh loposer — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:00:00 GMT

Good news for the Duchovny-Leoni family, after a long separation and near certain divorce, it looks like Tea and David have decided to renew their wedding vows or something like that.

The couple's kiddos Madeline, 10, and Kyd, 6, are not going to have to deal with the emotional fallout of shared custody after all. Apparently, David went all out to rekindle the spark with his estranged wife:

“He dropped to one knee, asked Tea to marry him again and vowed, ‘This time we’ll get it right.’ “

After his admission to rehab for sex addiction -- a disease that I'm still a little clueless about -- it seemed pretty much certain that between the embarrassment and infidelity rumors,the marriage was doomed. So, this is pretty much a complete 180 for the family.

Congratulations are in order to Tea and David, for re-upping on the old wedding vows! Hope it works out the second time around.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 5-29-09

Whit Honea — Fri, 29 May 2009 21:28:00 GMT

Those balloons get good milage.

Cryer's wife arrested for child abuse (Perez Hilton)

Hank alone (Celebrity Baby Blog)

The Jackmans of NYC (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Quit drinking, Mel (Hot Momma Gossip)

Sunflower Suri (Just Jared)

Parenting in the city (Knocked Up Celebs)

Best of FameCrawler - Week of May 29th

Whit Honea — Fri, 29 May 2009 20:00:00 GMT

Mike Tyson's 4-Year-Old Daughter Dies

Madonna Dishes on A-Rod and Kate Hudson

Confirmed - Gisele is Pregnant With Tom Brady's Baby!

Nicole Richie, Dad Lionel & Daughter Harlow (PHOTOS)

Sneak Peek! Jon & Kate Plus 8 Season Premiere

Kelly Rutherford, Lies and Videotape

Amy Mickelson's Breast Cancer Battle

Michelle Williams and Daughter Matilda Support Their Local Coffee House

Angelina Jolie: Madonna Adopts For Fame

Jon & Kate - Who Are The Kids Happier With? (Photos)

Slumdog Kids Finally Get A Home!

Brian Grazer's Prenup Still Makes Wife Rich

Jon Gosselin Looking For An Apartment?

Josh loposer — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:00:00 GMT

Word has it that Jon is out hunting for a bachelor pad with TLC producers. His criteria: room for the kids, space for the camera crew ... oh yeah, and no Kate.

From In Touch: “Producers have begun looking for apartments that are camera-crew friendly so that Jon can move out (whether he wants to or not),”

TLC might not be savviest of networks, but they know a cash cow when they see one -- and they're not turning loose until they've squeezed every bit of publicity and ratings out of Jon & Kate Plus 8 -- even though the marriage appears to be clearly over. Unfortunately for the "plus 8," according to the National Enquirer, the divorce is all but final between the couple of 10 years.

Now with their marriage in shambles, both Jon and Kate are scrambling to find divorce lawyers, according to a family insider.

“Jon said their goal is to be legally separated by July 15 because Kate wants to move on quickly,” the insider told The Enquirer.

“They haven’t yet said anything to the kids, but they have agreed to joint custody - and that’s about all they’ve agreed to.

“Jon is going to push for half of their money, but Kate is determined to hang on to as much as she can - and they’re worth more than you think…

There’s a small fortune at stake here - easily $10 million.”

Will it ruin the show if Jon and Kate no longer live in the same house? How's that going to work?

I could see some potential for interesting custody drama and ratings boosting fights between J&K.

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Gilles Marini - Coming Soon To A TV Near You

trix — Thu, 28 May 2009 20:26:00 GMT

If you are missing your weekly viewing of Gilles Marini, don't fret, he'll be back.

You might have to watch a new show if "Brothers & Sisters" isn't in your weekly line-up, but he'll be there. He might even be wearing bells.

He didn't give away any secrets about the show, but did say his appearance will be, "Oh, my God".

I don't know about you, but that usually happens on "Heroes" or "Lost" and sometimes, "Chuck".

Well I'm glad everything is working out for him. His family must be really, especially with their father/daughter surgeries coming up and the disappointment of him not being the #1 on "Dancing With The Stars". His new role will give him something to distract him and his family, since he felt like a horrible father after the show. His kids were devastated he didn't win.

That's okay kids, you're daddy has a lot more going for him than just his dance moves.

P.S. You're welcome for the picture.

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Rebecca Romijn Shows Off Charlie and Dolly

Brooke Shields - Will She Show This To Her Kids?

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The Brodericks Say Goodbye To The Old Townhouse

Josh loposer — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:00:00 GMT

The Brodericks are moving the family unit to new and larger digs in preparation for the twins.

Obviously, with twins expected on July 18th via surrogate Michelle Ross, Sarah Jessica and Matthew felt they needed a little more space than they could squeeze out of their West Village brownstone. Plus, I'm guessing that SJP was pretty excited to redecorate - especially when it comes to the twins new $29,000 nursery!

Moving vans were parked outside their Manhattan townhouse yesterday as movers loaded up the power couple's gear and Matthew swung by to make sure they weren't breaking stuff.

Reportedly, the new place is in New York City -- and I'm assuming it's in Manhattan -- but the exact location isn't known yet. I doubt it will be long before the paps zero in on it.

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Sarah Jessica Parker Spends Thousands - Is Ready For Babies!

trix — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:32:00 GMT

Sarah Jessica Parker is expecting twins daughters through a surrogate later this summer but she's ready now.

SJP reportedly spent a whopping $29,000 on their nursery. Holy crud, that's a lot of money to spend on babies who are going to, eat, poop and sleep for the next few months.

By the time the girls get old enough to really enjoy all the fancy schmancy stuff, it will be time to change the decor to match each personality.

What did she spend all the money on? $9,600 on a day bed, $10,500 on an armoire from Bonne Nuit, $7,900 on a double crib with Louis XIV bedding from Duetta Crib Mate and a $2,600 imported rocking chair.

I guess she can spend her money any way she wants too. I wonder though, what do these celebrities, who spend a zillion dollars on thier nurseries do with all this stuff when they are done. I know they aren't taking them to the local "New-to You" shop.

This is what the crib looks like. I hope she didn't pick that bedding though, it looks like a unicorn threw up.

SJP Fears For Her Surrogate's Safety

Katie Holmes Sets a Bad Example For Suri

Details Revealed About SJP Twins: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is Her Surrogate!

Surrogate Pregnancy: Who's Next?

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Madonna Dishes on A-Rod and Kate Hudson

Josh loposer — Wed, 27 May 2009 14:31:00 GMT

A-Rod should send Madonna a thank you card. In her estimation, not only did she help him deliver the death blow to his troubled marriage with that ordinary, non-celebrity woman with which he had two kids (Natasha, 4 and a half, and Ella 13 months), she helped him raise the caliber of women who he dates.

From Gatecrasher:

“[If Madonna] is displeased with her Brazilian stud, Madonna is more than happy that another recent ex, Alex Rodriguez, has moved on with actress Kate Hudson.

Madonna is actually relieved that A-Rod seems so happy with Kate,” a Madge insider tells us. “He’s always treated women like he treats home runs anyway. He’s getting a great batting average here. In fact, Madonna is actually proud that she’s raised the bar for him, so he can date a better caliber of women.”

What's weird here is that I'm still having trouble buying this A-Rod-Kate Hudson thing. I just don't see the potential for any real long-term attraction. Sure, they're both on the rebound, and they've both got young kids, but the similarities kinda fizzle out after that.

I still think Kate's working this deal to get her son, 5 year-old Ryder, some free t-ball pointers from the 3-time American league MVP.

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It's All Brad's Fault Jennifer Doesn't Want Kids?

trix — Wed, 27 May 2009 13:35:00 GMT

Jennifer Aniston has been battling the rumors about her and kids for a while. The rumors vary from: she doesn't want them, she is desperate for them and she's been pregnant a half dozen times.

The truth is finally out. What is this truth that we can't wait to get our hands on and tell our friends that we know, because we have that kind of insight?

Just this, Jennifer Aniston blames Brad Pitt for her childless state!

There it is folks and it's not pretty. A source said Jennifer feels that she will never have kids because of him. "He got his baby dream and chased it without caring about her."

Oh, give me a break, Jennifer is a big girl and if she really wanted to have kids she would go for it, with or without a man.

Jennifer has plenty of money and time, she could easily arrange her affairs to undertake motherhood. Maybe she just doesn't want to have kids. It's okay if she doesn't. Does she thinks it's going to alienate her fan base?

Whatever her issue with kids, it's not Brad, you know, because I know stuff like that!

Jennifer Aniston Is A Mom

Brad Pitt -SATC Lover?

$250M Breakup for Brad and Angelina?

Girl Fight - Jennifer and Jennifer Duking it Out

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Katie Price Cancels Exclusive Interview, Not Talking

Josh loposer — Wed, 27 May 2009 11:30:00 GMT

What's really going on in the increasingly messy divorce between Katie and Andre?

Katie was going to tell us all about the divorce and her plans for the future on Jonathan Ross' TV show this Friday night, but now she's backed out of the interview. Why? Her publicist says it's because "she's not ready to talk that publicly about what's going on."

I'm guessing that it has more to do with the fact that she's recently retained one of the highest paid divorce attorneys around, Fiona Shackleton (the lawyer that represented Paul McCartney in the Heather Mills split).

The subject of the interview was to be: "her separation from Peter Andre and her hopes for the future." Maybe Shackleton reminded her that anything she says or does can be held against her in a court of law.

Denying her pleas to give it another shot, Peter Andre is asking for a 'quickie' divorce. He's apparently ready to formalize the separation and get his custody rights in writing. Says Peter after reuniting with his kids Junior Savva Andrea and Princess Tiaamii.

"I hadn't seen the kids for over a week and it was hell. I missed them so much it actually made me ache inside. I spoke to them every day on the phone but it's not the same as seeing them in person and giving them hugs and kisses."

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Madonna And Jesus - Committed For Now, HUH?

trix — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:31:00 GMT

So Madonna and Jesus Luz had some sort of Kabbalah commitment ceremony.

What did they commit to? I have no idea, since Jesus said he doesn't have plans to marry Madonna.

I know you don't have to be married to have a committed relationship, just look at the latest Prop 8 ruling in California. But it's nice to have some sort of future plans, especially when as young as he is.

I guess they could be committed to having as much fun as possible while together, but doesn't that cheapen the whole ceremony?

Jesus said, "Madonna is beautiful, a person full of positive energy, with no visible faults. I found her marvelous. Her personality also impressed me. I cannot say anything more than I don't have plans of marrying her. I can't say if she is the woman in my life."

Wait, was it to Arkham that were you committed too?

The Orphan Trade and International Adoption

Madonna's Commitment Ceremony With Jesus, 22

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A New Statement From Jon & Kate Gosselin - What It Means For The Show

trix — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:01:00 GMT

In a new statement Jon & Kate said, "As many couples do, we are navigating a very difficult time. Our current situation brings us together around the children and some times sets us apart. We keep our faith that we will make the right decisions for our family. We will always love our kids, we will come together for our kids."

What does it mean? Could it be more vague?

I think they are just saying, Please watch our show, we're doing everything we can to keep you interested. Don't judge us, we're just like you. To the other parents of multiples that are making it, well, the statistics were against us from the start. You got the lucky roll of the dice and we just aren't as lucky as you.

They are trying to play to the masses that watch them, that they are a normal couple with lots of kids, who just happen to make lots of money each episode. They don't want you to know that Kate wants more money and a 2 season guarantee. They don't want you to know that Jon is living above the garage.

Kate wants to keep going on trips promoting books that she doesn't write, maintain her immaculate manicure and be able to keep her over-priced hair stylist. With that hair style anybody would be over -priced.

It's all crap, that's what it is. They either need to separate and get it over with or work it out. There is too much at stake with those kids, they are getting older and are going to know what's going on pretty soon. If they don't already.

Jon & Kate - Who Are The Kids Happier With? (Photos)

Speaking Engagement Host Tells Kate Gosselin: Be Nice!

Gosselins are Good for a Gander

Jon & Kate Gosselin Have A License To Cheat

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Premiere: Kate Cries, Jon Hints At Divorce

More Jon & Kate Secrets Exposed

Jon & Kate - Deanna's Brother Says "I'm Not A Liar"

No Statement From Kate Gosselin, But The Neighbors Speak Up

Jon & Kate - Where Did All The Money Go? Hint Kate Took it

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Does Katie Holmes Cater To Suri's Every Whim?

trix — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:32:00 GMT

To what lengths do you go to get your kids to eat in public? I usually have to get mine to focus a little, just to get a few bites down before asking for a box so they can eat in the car.

Katie Holmes has trouble getting Suri to eat as well, ah kids, they are the great equalizer. Katie has taken to carrying chopsticks in her purse, because of course, Suri will only eat with them.

It's funny the length we will go to get our kids to behave like people in public.

Guess the Belly Bumps

Katie Holmes Sets a Bad Example For Suri

Katie Holmes And Suri - Idol Fans

Katie Holmes Is Leaving Tom !?!

Katie Holmes Is Having Twins?

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Peter Andre - So Happy Together

trix — Sun, 24 May 2009 18:31:00 GMT

Peter Andre was reunited with his kids over the weekend and this has to be the cutest picture ever.

This may be the first time he's been able to see them since the fall out of his relationship with Katie Price hit. He seems to really enjoy spending time with his kids, hopefully this separation won't turn into a big mess.

The kids are the most important thing in the picture, Katie and Peter need to get over their hurt feelings and put things into the correct perspective.

Katie Confesses: I Love Another Man

Katie Hasn't Had Sex Since 2007?

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Did Denise Finally Get Her Baby Wish?

trix — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:32:00 GMT

I know it was big news that Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller went out to dinner the other night. I think the bigger news should be that Denise is pregnant.

Either she's pregnant, she has really bad posture or she needs a new stylist. I'm guessing it was a combo of at least two of those.

Did she finally get her dream sperm of Charlie's? Will she have a boy this time or will she just take a look at this picture and say, oh no, I look awful? I'm guessing it was a little more colorful than awful, we all know how she likes to use profanity.

Confirmed - Gisele is Pregnant With Tom Brady's Baby!

Octomom Recovering From Her Tummy Tuck

Dirk Nowitzki's Lawyer Doesn't Think Christa is Pregnant

Holy Crud, Mel Gibson's Oksana is Pregnant!

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SJP Fears For Her Surrogate's Safety

trix — Fri, 22 May 2009 18:31:00 GMT

Sarah Jessica Parker has a lot going on in her life right now and the last thing she should have to worry about, is the safety of her surrogate mother.

It's sad that she even has to concern herself with the thought of her surrogate mom being threatened by the media. Her computer and phone have been hacked into and SJP is outraged, as she should be.

She said: "I care deeply about her, and I am incredibly outraged by the sort of extraordinary and unprecedented invasion of her privacy, I think even given the unfortunate way we live now ... it has still shocked me, and it has still really disappointed me."

Yikes, it's hard enough to be worried about yourself when your pregnant, imagine worrying about your babies in a body you have no control over, Scary!

SJP Has A Sympathy Bump

Matthew Broderick is Nervous

Wanda Sykes - Life With Twins is Crazy

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Nas Doesn't Want To Pay a Dime

trix — Fri, 22 May 2009 17:32:00 GMT

So Nas is a really classy guy, that doesn't really care what people think of him. He is petitioning in his response to the divorce, that his wife Kelis, you know the one that is weeks away from giving birth, get nothing from him.

Both Nas and Kelis want joint custody of the unborn baby, for now though, I think she wins that battle.

He needs to take a lesson from Russell Simmons and pay up. Nas is one of the richest rappers out there and he wants her to pay for everything herself.

I wonder what caused the break up between these two. I wonder if selfishness was part of the reason or perhaps two big egos couldn't coexist in the same household.

Mel Gibson's Mistress Pregnant

Kelis and Nas Split

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Gosselins are Good for a Gander

Whit Honea — Fri, 22 May 2009 15:28:00 GMT

Are you overwhelmed by the plethora of Jon and Kate "news" that fills every corner of teh internetz? Do you need a place, a haven if you will, where you can relax in a safe, friendly-ish environment and read about the Gosselins without feeling the scorn and judgement of the other people in the check-out line?

Well, pull up a seat (the one you are currently using will work nicely) and get ready for some finger-linking good gossip, one Gosselin moment at a time.

There's a lot to read, you may want to pee first.

Poor Kate Gosselin! "Tabloids Turning My Life into Hell!"

Jon & Kate - Deanna's Brother Says "I'm Not A Liar"

Jon & Kate Gosselin - Nanny Speaks Out (VIDEO)

Kate Gosselin Blogs Her Troubles Away

Kate Gosselin: CANCELED!

Kate Gosselin - Mom or Monster?

Cha-Ching! Book & Movie Deals For Jon & Kate Gosselin?!

Jon & Kate Gosselin Have A License To Cheat

We Can't Keep Up With Jon and Kate

Beef Solved: Jon And Kate Are Great (Video)

Jon & Kate's "How We Met" Video

Kate Gosselin Believes Jon May Have Cheated

Jon & Kate Gosselin's United Front: Pinata Party For Kids!

Jon & Kate: Jon Had Other Dates With Deanna

Gosselin Kids: Sad Situation

5 Ways Jon and Kate Are Not Like Us

Kate & Her 8 Darling Gosselins

Kate Gosselin & The Bodyguard: Photos & Body Language

Gosselin Kids See Mommy & Daddy Fight?

Jon & Kate - Jon Takes The Kids and Flies Solo

Kate Gosselin's Hairdo - Does It Matter?

Kate Gosselin's Makeover: Before & After Photos

Jon & Kate - Countdown To The Premier

Jon & Kate Gosselin Divorce Secrets

Jon & Kate - Where Did All The Money Go? Hint Kate Took It

Look At All The Freebies Jon & Kate Gosselin Get!

Family Speaks Out: It's Over For Jon & Kate Gosselin

How Much Child Support Will Jon Gosselin Have To Pay?

Kate Gosselin's Heartbreak: Jon & I May Separate

Jon and Kate Gosselin Talk Exclusively to EW

Jon & Kate Marriage in Crisis - UPDATE

Kate Gosselin Speaks: I Did Not Cheat With My Bodyguard!

Jon Gosselin Shelled Out Big Bucks To Buy Mistress Presents

The End of Jon & Kate Plus 8?

Gosselin Sextuplets Turn 5! (PHOTOS)

Kate Gosselin Is Standing By Her Man (VIDEO)

Jon & Kate Plus 8: Kate Talks, Jon Hides (VIDEO)

Jon Gosselin's Alleged Mistress Has An Alleged Sex Tape

Expert Weighs In: Can Jon & Kate Save Their Marriage?

Kate Gosselin Stepped Out On Jon?

Update: Kate Gosselin Admits "There's Really Never Any Going Back"

New Details: Can Jon & Kate Protect Their Kids From This Mess?

Jon Gosselin a Cheater, But a Good Dad

Kate Gosselin To Address Rumors About Jon?

Jon Gosselin Tells EW Exclusively "I Did NOT Cheat!"

Jon & Kate - Jon Is Cheating -It's Been Confirmed - Photos

Kate Gosselin Not Sweating The Small Stuff

Jon And Kate Gosselin Speak!

No Statement From Kate Gosselin, But The Neighbors Speak Up

The Kiss Of Death: It's Over For Jon & Kate Gosselin

Jon Gosselin & The Other Woman: He Admits "Poor Judgment"

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Dad Caught With Mystery Woman! (PHOTOS)

Kate Gosselin: "Bible-Believing Christian" Who Hopes To Inspire Moms

Look It's Kate and She's Not With Her Kids, Again

Katie Price Kicks Peter's Belongings To The Curb

Josh loposer — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:00:00 GMT

After visiting family in Cyprus for almost a week, Peter Andre arrived home in Britain to find that, in a fit of rage, Katie had taken all of his stuff and put it in storage.

And so it goes with bitter divorces... Apparently, house staff didn't want to diss Pete by throwing all of his stuff out, but Katie insisted.

'Katie's still very hurt after Pete dumped her and wants to get him back.

'She phoned up and was screaming down the phone at staff to get rid of all his stuff.

'They were asking what she wanted out and she was screaming "Everything, everything!"

That's harsh. It's really just insult to injury to have all of you crap, from CDs to designer jeans, removed by a pissed off spouse. The fact that Katie did it from her $4,000 a night villa in the Maldives (where she's hiding out with the kids Harvey, 7, Junior, 3, and Princess Tiaamii, 22 months) makes it especially cold.

Hopefully, thing will get more civil after Katie cools down.

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Jon & Kate Gosselin Have A License To Cheat

trix — Wed, 20 May 2009 11:32:00 GMT

This family is just going to heck in a hand basket, poor kiddos.

In the third part of their interview, Kate's brother and sister-in-law, revealed more details about the Gosselin's relationship.

Kevin and Jodi Kreider have really jumped on the publicity band wagon haven't they? They state that Kate "told Jon their relationship was over and they should begin dating others."

Shut the front door!

Are they going to have an open marriage? I know people that do and it works for them, just sayin'.

The couple also said, "All we know is what Jon told us, that Kate came to him with a contract saying he could have girlfriends and that he can do his own thing."

I knew it, I knew they had to have some sort of arrangement. They have an arrangement and she's just acting mad for the ratings.

Jon & Kate - Jon Takes The Kids and Flies Solo

Kate Gosselin's Hairdo - Does It Matter?

Jon & Kate - Countdown To The Premier

Beef Solved: Jon And Kate Are Great (Video)

Gosselin Kids: Sad Situation

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We Can't Keep Up With Jon and Kate

Whit Honea — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:05:00 GMT

Let's face it, it's easier to keep up with the Joneses than it is with the Gosselins. Another thing to consider, why the hell would anyone want to keep up with the Gosselins?

Strollerderby has compiled a list of 5 ways that Jon and Kate aren't like the rest of us. Here's a hint, they get perks.

If that isn't enough Gosselin fodder for you, perhaps you'd like to peruse the following:

Beef Solved: Jon And Kate Are Great (Video)

Jon & Kate's "How We Met" Video

Jon & Kate - Jon Takes The Kids and Flies Solo

Kate Gosselin's Hairdo - Does It Matter?

Jon & Kate - Countdown To The Premier

Jon & Kate - Where Did All The Money Go? Hint Kate Took it

Jon & Kate Gosselin's United Front: Pinata Party For Kids!

Katie Holmes Is Leaving Tom !?!

trix — Mon, 18 May 2009 17:03:00 GMT

The reason Katie Holmes doesn't have time to get pregnant, she's getting ready to leave Tom Cruise.

Could it be true?

It's being reported that she will file papers for a dissolution of contract due to irreconcilable differences. She will get most of her payout from the pre-nup, but because she didn't stay for the required period of time she won't get the full payout.

Are you kidding me? Um yeah, peace out yo. He's crazy and she needs to get out before there is no way out.

She will reportedly have to keep quiet about all the sordid details of his life and the personal details. So yet again, our attempts to get closer to Tommy Boy are foiled.

Katie Holmes Is Having Twins?

Katie Holmes Tragedy

Tom Cruise And John Travolta - Together Again

Mel Gibson's Pregnant Girlfriend

Tom Cruise is Mad At Katie

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Katie Hasn't Had Sex Since 2007?

trix — Mon, 18 May 2009 12:31:00 GMT

Katie Price and Peter Andre haven't had sex since 2007 according to News of the World, no wonder the couple is splitting up.

Katie said, "We'd lost that passion in bed. I know it goes after a while for everyone but for us it had been so good, so important, so hot."

A "friend" of Peter said: "Things haven't been right for [Katie and Peter] in the bedroom for almost two years now. To put it bluntly, Jordan stopped fancying him. This caused big problems because she has a huge sex drive."

Oy Vey, I hope everything works out for the best, whatever that may be. I just know those kids need both mom and dad.

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