FameCrawler : divorcing celebrities

Guess Who Got Fired From His Day Job

trix — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 19:37:00 GMT

Poor, poor Balthazar Getty, he's had a rough year.

He separated from his wife, had a steamy, very public affair with Sienna Miller. He split from Sienna and got back with his wife, only to be seen with Sienna shortly there after. To top it all off, he ended his year by getting fired from his Brothers and Sisters gig.

I guess that is what happens when you are so filthy rich that you just work for something to do with your time. Maybe he should have given his time to a worthwhile cause, like charity or is that what he classified Sienna as.

Good thing he has all that money to fall back on.

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Balthazar Getty and Rosetta- Back Together

trix — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:29:00 GMT

Balthazar and his wife Rosetta are on the mend. Rosetta is his wife of eight years and the mother of his four children and she's taking him back.

Balthazar, as we all know, was involved in a highly publicized affair with Sienna Miller over the summer. He may have realized that the grass is always greener over the septic tank because he told her it was over and went back to his wife.

The couple is in counseling and trying to keep it together for the kids. Now, if he can keep it is his pants, they may have a real shot at success.

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Heather Mills Got Third Boob Job

Karl Erikson — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:38:00 GMT

Former model and McCartney Heather Mills has gotten yet another boob job. She's been getting tons of comments about her "wonky" cleavage. A source told the Sun, "Heather was a model before she met Paul and she wants to make sure she still looks good."

Her first time under the knife was for a breast reduction when she was in her 20s. Then she had a boob lift after Beatrice was born in 2003. Shame they can't lift her personality, too. Guess they don't have any operations to get rid of bitch.

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One Legged Whore Seeks Rich Undiscriminating Man

Karl Erikson — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 12:35:00 GMT

WARNING: Men everywhere, be on the lookout. The serpent is on the loose again.

"I've been single for two-and-a-half years now," says ex-McCartney Heather Mills, "so yeah, I'm ready to start dating again." Heather, 40, has a daughter with Paul McCartney - Beatrice, who is 4. Lord knows what sort of bullshit Heather is brainwashing that kid with.

Heather says, "Do I have lots of men hitting on me? Always! It's very flattering. I'm not looking for any particular type of man, I don't have an ideal. I'm open to different types of people."

Especially old rich rockers. Ugh, cannot imagine who in their right mind would want to get with that wench.

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Sienna Miller In The News And It's Not Good

trix — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:53:00 GMT

Sienna Miller is in the news again.

This time it's not about Rhys Ifans and his tears, she's in the news for carrying on with a married man, Balthazar Getty.

Sienna Miller was out shopping yesterday after the story broke about her and Balthazar Getty. I guess shopping cures what ails you, if that's true I wonder if Balthazar's wife is shopping too? Is the rumor true? Balthazar has fled the country, as his family did a few days ago so I guess we won't find out from that end. If the rumor is true, has she no shame? Only Sienna, Balthazar, his wife and four kids know the truth.

I guess only time will tell.

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Did Sean Penn Leave Robin Wright For Sienna Miller?

HerBadMother — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:32:00 GMT

Sounds like Sienna Miller might have had something to do with Sean Penn's recent split from his wife and mother of his kids, Robin Wright-Penn.

According to the NY Daily News, Sienna and Sean were recently spotted canoodling in a NY hotel suite. "Sienna was sitting on Sean's lap," according to a source. "She was dressed very sexily. She had her arm around his neck." That night, claims the source, they stayed up quite late.

So he chucks aside the Princess Bride to fool around with Jude Law's sloppy seconds? INCONCEIVABLE.

(Fifty-thousand MegaGeek points if you get that reference.)

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Denise Richards & Her Cute Girls!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Denise Richards took her 2 daughters Sam, almost 4 and Lola, 2 shopping at the Boom Boom Room Follow the Yellow Brick Road Gifting Wonderland on the weekend. Her oldest sure looks like her dad, Charlie Sheen. What adorable kids!

PS. What a name for a store, quite a mouth full!

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Sean Penn Cheated On His Wife Robin Wright?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 14:02:00 GMT

We reported that Sean Penn and his wife of 11 years, Robin Wright are divorcing and the age old 'cheating' factor could be the reason.

Apparently, Sean filed for divorce on December 7th, but then changed his mind and had it dismissed on December 18th. However, three days later, Robin filed for divorce, siting irreconcilable differences as the reason. USWeekly reports that just four days before she filed her papers, her husband was seen having dinner with "a very young, very attractive" brunette at San Francisco's Cafe de la Presse restaurant.

Dinner doesn't mean cheating but then again, it could. Time will tell!

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Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon: Classy, Drunk and Still Together

Sassy Smith — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 22:04:00 GMT

On again, off again, drunk again, divorcing, on again, Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon approached the Christmas holidays in style. By in style, I mean my pet rock has more class. The couple partied at Villa Lounge until 6am Friday night. Or Saturday morning. Whichever.

I guess they're still together despite the possibility of Pammie having naughty relations with Criss Angel's magic wand. Can't wait to see what 2008 brings for these two ~~sleaze bags~~ love birds.

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Paul McCartney Gets Custody Of His Daughter For Christmas

Sassy Smith — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Sir Paul McCartney gets custody of his 4 year old daughter, Beatrice for Christmas. His estranged wife, ~~pyscho~~ Heather Mills has been banned from joining them in their celebrations.

Mills wanted to have them all be together for the holidays, but Macca put a stop to that because of Heather's recent crazy outbursts on US and UK TV. The woman is nuts!

Sources close to the former Beatles band member, say that Paul will get to spend four days with Beatrice (and close family) during the holiday season. Mills will have little Beatrice for three days up until Christmas Eve and then Beatrice will join her dad in East Sussex.

Another source was quoted as saying, "Paul's thrilled he's got Bea on Christmas Day. He's keeping Heather away as he fears she'll make a scene. And he's adamant there'll be no bust-ups for their daughter's sake." Smart man!

Paul as also recently introduced his young daughter to his new girlfriend, actress, Rosanna Arquette. Sources close to McCartney say that he and Arquette are becoming quite serious about one another.

“For Rosanna to be welcomed into Paul’s inner sanctuary means he thinks a great deal of her,” The Sun quoted a source, as saying. They've apparently been dating since August. A friend said, "Of course! It is on! Why would he take her to his country estate to meet his little girl? He's checking her out. They've both told me." Let's hope this new lady love will not turn out to be as crazy as Heather (like that's possible). Good luck Sir Paul!

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It's Britney B*tch! Oops, No, It's Her Stand-in, Who's Awesome!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:04:00 GMT

We all remember Britney Spears' VMA "comeback" right? It's something most of us hope to forget even though the sluggish, lame, spaced out performance is embedded in our brains. There's a new video out of Spears' stand in, doing the entire routine and I must say, she rocks it!

VIDEO AFTER THE READ

I'm not in the entertainment business nor am I a dancer. However, common sense would tell you, that as a performer, you may want to, um, I don't know, REHEARSE your dance routine BEFORE you go on live TV, infront of millions of viewers. A brain dead monkey could figure that out. Apparently Britney couldn't. Spears thought partying would help her perform better. We know that didn't happen. Her stand-in even lip synced Brit's song way better than she did. I'm telling you, slap on a ratty weave, some holy fishnets, and bam, you got yourself a new "Britney", except one with talent. Zing!

It's the stand-in b*tch!

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Heather Mills Appoints An Official Worldwide Spokesperson For Herself

Sassy Smith — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:06:00 GMT

Heather Mills was given the ol' heave ho' by her PR people and lawyers, so she's gone out and got herself a new "official worldwide spokesperson", which is fantastic! Right? I, however, am not sure that her new person is qualified? I suppose if she's ~~even half of the crazy that Mills is~~ well spoken, then that should be qualified enough.

Mills has hired a flamboyant Los Angeles beauty parlor owner to do the job. I guess Heather is tired of flapping her gums, so she's going to get this lady to do it for her? The 39-year-old former ~~prostitute~~ model appointed Comtesse Michele Elyzabeth, a self-styled French aristocrat, last week. A self-styled French aristocrat? What exactly is that? She's pretending to be an aristocrat? ~~You mean like I pretend I'm a princess?~~ So lame.

Elyzabeth was selling champagne, wine and caviar facials (um okay?) at her salon on Sunset Blvd when she was recruited. She claims to be one of Mills' closest friends. "I have immense respect for Heather and her work," the Daily Mail quoted Elyzabeth, as saying. Heather's work? Oh I get it, this Elyzabeth person is a comedian too!

Heather has complete confidence in the Comtesse's ability to do the lip service for her. Awesome! Champagne facials all around then!

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Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Are Heading Back To Court

Sassy Smith — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 13:02:00 GMT

Spears and Federline are heading back to court today. Oh the drama just keeps coming! It ~~I love it~~ gets on my nerves.

K'Fed and his lawyers want Britney back in court to argue that she's violating her court appointed drug testing order. Spears can be called at any time for random drug tests and she's allegedly not cooperating. She stalled some tests last time by claiming "poor cell phone reception". Riiiight. Federline's lawyers are going to ask the judge to modify Spears' visitation rights. When will BritBrit get her act together for the sake of her two young sons? Hmm, how much time you got?

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Britney Spears Was Smacked In The Face!!!!!!!!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 22:04:00 GMT

What actually happened to Brit's lips?

According to reports, Spears is telling her friends that she didn't have lip surgery, no, no, no. She was in a "minor car crash" and her lips got all fat because her airbag "smacked her in the face." Of course! So her lips should deflate soon right? After the "airbag" swelling goes down? Right?

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Britney Spears Was Tricked!!! Tricked Ya'll!!!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:04:00 GMT

Did someone jump out of a closet and scare her? Nope! Did someone hand her a jack-in-the-box and instead of a clown, a Frappiccino popped out? Nope! How exactly was Britney "tricked"?

She was tricked into divorce of course. Duh.

According to an article in US Weekly, K'Fed was jealous of his wife's stardom, believing it diminished his own faltering hip hop career, therefore he took advantage of her volatile temper by "setting" up an argument between the two of them back in October of 2006 at a Manhattan hotel. This heated argument apparently started the chain of events that lead them to where they are today-divorced and fighting for custody of their young sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Look, neither of these two (Brit & Kev-the kids have way more smarts than their parents do) are working with a full deck, so I can't see Kevin "plotting" anything more complicated than putting a whoppy cushion on Britney's chair while she was out of the room. Who knows though right? Maybe Federline is a genius in disguise. Hold on while I hold my gut from laughing so hard. Ouch that hurts. Crying, laughing so much.....

The article claims that Spears' lawyers are going to use this information to try to refute K-Fed's attempt to portray the 25-year-old star as an incurably debauched bad mother. Hey guys, good luck with that.

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Heather Mills Is STILL Talking! Geez, Give It A Rest!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:02:00 GMT

One would think, that if you've created this whole big wave of hot mess with your big yap, that you'd maybe, oh I dunno, shut it for awhile. Heather Mills can't.

How could we forget Mills ranting and raving last week? We can't, um, because I, and others keep reminding you, but moving right along...

In the new issue of Hello, Mills describes herself as a dormant volcano which is now exploding. I don't think it's lava shooting out of her volcano spout though, if you get my drift.

Paul McCartney's ex, also compared herself to Princess Diana (okaaaay), Kate McCann and Paula Yates. Oh, the odor of crazy is all around, can you smell it? Mills has also said, that she plans to drag her feet over the divorce negotiations until the 2 year anniversary of their May seperation. Gee, I don't get why this woman is so hated? Mystery, big mystery.

Heather's friends are worried that she's harming her chance at a fair divorce settlement and a satisfactory outcome concerning custody of Beatrice, her daughter with Paul. “This is a man that hangs on to his money,” says Mills. “He wouldn’t be as rich if he didn’t. Who needs that kind of money? I’m still keeping quiet about the total truth, giving him a chance to help us move on and get out of this awful situation. I want the freedom to be able to tell my story should I need to defend myself. I offered to Paul that if he protects me from the inevitable hatred I’ll receive because I am a wife of a Beatle, I’ll never say anything derogatory about him." Is that a thinly veiled blackmail-ish type threat?

I'm sure Heather must have 'people'. Her 'people' need to put a muzzle on her immediately before she gets herself in so deep that she can't get out.

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Charlie Sheen Wants To Make Babies!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:05:00 GMT

No, not with his icecream maker silly, with his new fiancee, Brooke Mueller. Oh and I'm pretty sure he still doesn't like his ex, Denise Richards. Who can blame the man though?

The Two and A Half Men star says, “We’re just dealing with what’s in front of us right now and getting through all this crap, getting back to our regularly scheduled life,” Sheen said. “Then dealing with getting married and having our own family, which is exciting.” Hmm, wonder what he means by "all this crap"? Let's play the guessing game. I'll start. Her name starts with a D. Am I close?

Sheen, not missing a beat says, “You know they say this type of stuff builds character and all that and what doesn’t kill us makes us bitter, I mean stronger.” I think I'm on team Sheen.

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You Light Up My Life-How Britney Spends Quality Time With Her Kids

Sassy Smith — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 23:02:00 GMT

She pushes them on swings at the park? Try again! She sits on the floor and plays 'trucks' with them? Try again! She finger paints with them? Try again.....

She shops for chandeliers ya'll! I mean, what fun for a two and one year old to sit in the car with the court required monitor, while your mama goes shopping for big fancy lights. Woooooweeeeeee! Now that's some major thrills for toddlers. What? Me be sarcastic? Never.

Nothing says quality time with your kids more, than dumping them off with someone else to watch while you do some spending. Cha-ching. Remember I mentioned Brit was much like a burned out light bulb? Not too bright? Yes. That still applies. In Spears defense, the chandeliers are all shiney and sparkley and her sons, well, they're cute an' all but Brit's got a short attention span.

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Britney Spears Has A Disability?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 22:34:00 GMT

If you consider 'bad weave hair' and 'I'm so in love with my Frappuccinos' to be classified as a disability, then I guess so? Read on....

Britney had to get her tan on and of course felt like she could use the handicapped parking slot. I'm pretty certain her legs work and I've not heard of any other "invisible" disability that she's suffering from. I mean there's the whole crappy mother thing she's got going on but that doesn't mean she can park where the hell she wants.

BritBrit, if you want to get your orange glow on, then girl, you need to park your pumpkin mobile elsewhere.

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Hey Ya'll, Britney is Weave-A-Licious!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:02:00 GMT

Britney's weave looks like....

...a place that a rat might like to make a nest or, take a dump. Is that harsh? Perhaps, but come on people! The chick brings in over $700,000 a month and that's what her 'hair' looks like? Honestly, you've got to be kidding me. My hair could take down Brit's hair in a contest any day. Bring it.

Britney was shopping with the weave that never seems to D.I.E. and even posed with some "fans". I'm assuming they were her fans, either that or the young girls thought she was Zoey 101 star, Jamie Lynne, Brit's sister, who let herself go and got yucky pimples and was frighteningly attached to her Frappuccino. Poor kids were probably all confused and scared.

Brit, listen to me, get a pad and pen and write this down: Shampoo, conditioner, hair brush. Use the first 2 items in the shower (come ya'll, we know you do sometimes shower), then towel dry your hair, once out of the shower and then use the third item on the list to make your hair look all pretty, instead of looking like a dirty pirate head. Trust me, it does work. Give it a try. Let us know how it goes.

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Heather Mills Demands That Paul McCartney Tell The World She's Nice

Sassy Smith — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:03:00 GMT

Heather Mills, ~~one of our favorite crazy ladies~~, is demanding that ex, Paul McCartney inform the world that she's "nice". Well of course she is!

Mills' wants McCartney to make sure the public knows she's not a fantasist or golddigger as part of their divorce settlement. She repeated her demands that Sir Paul dip into his multimillion dollar fortune to pay for a security team to protect her and their 4 year old daughter, Beatrice.

A close friend of Mills said: "Heather thinks that if only Paul would tell everyone she is a nice person, that she's not a fantasist or a gold-digger, then all his fans are going to stop hating her.

"She just can't understand why so many people seem to hate her when she does so much charity work." Right, her charity work.

The friend also said: "Heather did the TV interviews because she felt she wasn't getting anywhere. Talks about the divorce had stalled and she wanted to show him that she could create a media storm if she wanted to." Oh well, she sure did get a ~~shit~~ media storm now didn't she?

"She thought it would force him back to the negotiating table." But the friend added that Ms Mills's efforts had been rebuffed, especially in her pleas for guarantees over her security. "She thought he would finally cave in over that, but he didn't." Usually acting like a crazy person, doesn't get you that far.

She has received hundreds of hate emails to her website, labelling her 'the most loathed woman in Britain'. Now that's shocking isn't it? Keep the crazy comin' Heather, I love it!

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Heather Mills Lies About Her Charity Work?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 14:06:00 GMT

What is it with this woman? She just really needs to go away. Now she's lying about her charity work?

Sir Paul McCartney's ex, Heather Mills, has stated on her her website, that she is a leading supporter of Protect Dafur - an organization which raises money for victims of the war-torn African country. However, spokesman for Protect Dafur says, "We are surprised that Heather Mills has chosen to name us. We have no formalized arrangement with her."

Mills has also been claiming that she is the campaign spokesperson for the charity No More Landmines, however, organization director, Neil Morrans, has dismissed these claims. He adds, "We've not had any discussions. I met her once in August."

Know what I say to this? Liar, liar, pants on fire. Heather Mills isn't doing herself any favours with all of this lip flapping.

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Lynne Spears Thinks Britney Doesn't Have The Right Tools To Be A Good Mom

Sassy Smith — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Lynne Spears, Britney's mom, doesn't believe Britney has the right "tools" to be a good mom. Hmm, apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it?

“Britney’s mom Lynne said Britney wants to be a good mom, but she doesn’t have the tools to do so,” a source tells the National Enquirer. Hmm, maybe Britney got her lack of "tools" from Lynne or her dad, Jamie Spears. Just sayin'.

Brit's dad, Jamie, also testified and said, "I have a sick daughter who needs to get help before she can be a good daughter". Probably very true daddy-o.

Perhaps if these two parents, Lynne and Jamie, hadn't shoved their daughter into the spotlight at such an early age, let managers whore her out and all the rest, maybe Britney would be capable of being a good mother at this point in her life. Ha. Who am I kidding? Britney's like a burned out light bulb-not very bright.

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Sir Paul McCartney Worried That Mills' TV Tirades Will Harm Daughter, Beatrice

Sassy Smith — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 14:02:00 GMT

Sir Paul McCartney's ex, Heather Mills has been running her mouth lately and Macca is worried about how this will affect their young daughter, Beatrice.

Friends of McCartney are supporting him and letting the public know that he is not the kind of person that Mills is making him out to be.

"People will see what he had to put up with. Paul has too much dignity to respond to her claims," The Sun quoted the pal, as saying.

"His biggest fear is that Heather's comments will harm Beatrice. What she has said is not healthy for anyone and in particular their daughter."

Macca's cousin, Kate Robbins, is not happy with the things that Mills has been saying in the media.

"I'm livid about what she has said. Paul adores Beatrice, he is a fabulous father," She said.

"Stella is a lovely person. She is kind, generous and absolutely peaceful."

Kate has also called Heather a liar for her statements about Macca not doing charitable work.

"She's a liar. If you knew how much he gives to different charities you would be gobsmacked," Robbins said.

Vanessa Lloyd Platt, a celebrity divorce lawyer, warned that Mills' public tirades, could possibly result in Mills losing custody of daughter, Beatrice.

"Paul's team could get psychologists and psychiatrists to look at her demeanor and ask, 'Is she able to look after Beatrice?'" Platt said.

"What harm has she potentially done to Beatrice? Those are the kind of questions the judge will be asking.

I'm sure Heather Mills will keep flappin' her gums, so it's probably just a matter of time before she could possibly lose custody of her daughter. We definately won't be shocked if that does happen.

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Britney Spears' Possible Miscarriage?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:38:00 GMT

Was Britney pregnant with her third child? ~~That she couldn't possibly look after~~.

"Ex friends", who have allegedly come forward with this story, are saying Britney was pregnant and due in January and that she tried to convince Kevin Federline that the child was his.

A source tells The National Enquirer, “Kevin knew Britney was with other men and at the same time having sex with him to try to win him back. He told Britney that he couldn’t forgive her.”

Brit apparently left for Louisiana when she realized there would be no getting back with K'Fed, and that is where she may have miscarried and then started acting erratically. Shortly after, she was in Malibu, checking into Promises Rehab Facility.

Wonder who the father could have been if not Kevin Federline? Hmm, how much time do you have? Let me get some graph paper and a pencil.

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