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Kathleen Turner to Nicolas Cage: I'm Sorry, You Big Crybaby

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:50:00 GMT

I wish these two would just sleep together already and get it over with. In the latest chapter in the 'Chihuahua-Stealing Nicolas Cage vs. Lying Kathleen Turner' saga, Turner apologized to Cage. Well sort of. During an interview, Matt Lauer asked the actress about the feud and Turner cleverly replied:

"I guess what I can say is I'm truly sorry if I caused distress or harm, because one thing is for sure - I never, ever intended to do that. This is what I remember, these are my thoughts and (they were) certainly not intended to damage anyone else."

Note that Turner apologizes but doesn't issue a retraction as Cage's lawyer requested. Something tells me this isn't over. Hug it out, you two.

Nicolas Cage: I Didn't Steal No Stinkin' Chihuahua

Nicolas Cage is a Chihuahua Thief

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Nicolas Cage to Kathleen Turner: I'm Taking Your Ass To Court

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Nicolas Cage wants to make one thing perfectly clear: He ain't no pathetic pooch pincher. Cage is suing Kathleen Turner for writing in her new autobiography Send Yourself Roses that the actor was arrested for two DUIs and once stole a chihuahua.

Cage's attorney, who began libel proceedings against Turner on Friday in London's high court, says "If he doesn't get a retraction he intends to go full speed ahead with litigation in the U.S."

In other words, "Take it back, b*tch!"

Nicolas Cage is a Chihuahua Thief

[photo: Usmagazine.com]

Nicolas Cage is Confused

Karen — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:04:00 GMT

Nicolas Cage has stated this week that he is quitting acting. At 40, he's finding the whole game just too isolating. I think dude is confused!

“Some movie stars look like they are having a ball, but I’m tired of it. It has made me reclusive. That is an increasingly gnawing feeling in my body. When I first started I loved it. One of my frustrations is I have no control. I haven’t worked in a while, and it will be eight months before I start my next picture. I know for the first time which direction I’m going in and what changes I want to make.”

He says people are tired of seeing him on screen:

“For some reason, I piss off the audience. People who like one type of film don’t like to see me in another. Things I did and said early on still haunt me. I started acting at 17, but I’m 44 now and have grown up. I wonder if I am still interesting to watch if I didn’t drink or raise hell, but it’s obnoxious to keep drinking.”

Okay, I've never heard anyone say, "God that jerkoff Nicolas Cage really pisses me off." Most people I know either like him or are indifferent. I think dude is a wee bit paranoid.

If those statements didn't confuse you enough, check out the films he has lined up, according to WENN:

Electric God (2009) announced
The Dance (2008) announced ‘Billy ‘The Kid’ Roth’
Amarillo Slim (2008) pre-production
Knowing (2008) pre-production
G-Force (2009) filming-voice
Bangkok Dangerous (2008) completed

Uh yeah. Okay Nic, once again - get your story straight. Are you quitting or not? (I hope not.)

Nicolas Cage: I Don't Need No Stinkin' Rehab!

Karen — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 21:08:00 GMT

Nicolas Cage attests that while he went through a period of drug and alcohol abuse, he was able to get out of that scene on his own. “In my twenties I went through a period of drinking and drug-taking. It didn’t make me happy but I wanted to experience them to know how they would make me feel.”

“Drugs make every single nightmare you ever had come true.”

“[But] I never went to rehab, I never went through any form of [Alcoholics Anonymous]. I went through years of experimenting and then hit the realisation that it just didn’t work for me.”

It makes me wonder if he really did steal a chihuahua, or if he just denied it because he can't remember.

Nicolas Cage: I Didn't Steal No Stinkin' Chihuahua

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:15:00 GMT

(Warning: Bad dog puns ahead.)

Watch out - Nicolas Cage is baring his fake teeth and striking back at Kathleen Turner. In her upcoming book Turner accuses her Peggy Sue Got Married co-star of, among other things, chihuahua thievery. According to Cage, Turner needs to put a muzzle on it.

Just short of calling Turner a bitch, Cage issued this statement: "I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog. I am reaching out to my fans -- many of whom are children -- so they know that I do not condone drunk driving or theft. The reason why you've never seen a mug shot of me is because it does not exist."

Guess he couldn't let sleeping dogs lie.

[photo: People.com]

Nicolas Cage is a Chihuahua Thief

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:05:00 GMT

Nicolas Cage steals dogs. Kathleen Turner says so. In her upcoming autobiography "Send Yourself Roses" the actress dishes on her Peggy Sue Got Married co-star. Apparently Cage was a pain-in-the-ass on the set of the movie, which was directed by his uncle Francis Ford Coppola.

"Everything Francis wanted him to do, he went against to show that he wasn't under his uncle's wing. Which was ridiculous. Oh, that stupid voice of his and the fake teeth! Honestly, I cringe to think about it. He caused so many problems," Turner writes. "He was arrested twice for drunk driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He'd come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket."

Forget about the chihuahua - Nicolas Cage has fake teeth??!! Must be in his Book of Secrets.