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Best Parenting Advice Ever! Snoop Dogg Knows His Shiznat!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:32:00 GMT

Snoop Dogg, married father of three kids, has some awesome advice for first time parents-to-be Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Snoop heard that Ashlee and Pete had a little sompin' sompin' on the way & paid them a visit at their home and he gives a basic run-down of what to expect and what sort of things you need to get through the first few months of having a newborn. Things such as, nip-nips for your booze bottles, videos with scantily clad women and for goodness sake, do not put the baby's crib in your room - Snoop recommends you put the baby's bed in the garage, 'cause duh, who wants to hear a crying baby when you're trying to get some action?

Video of Snoop's parenting tips after the jump!

Here's a brief run-down, take notes:

1. You put baby's bed in the garage because you and your partner will want to knock da boots off each other after baby is born and you can't do that if the baby is crying in your room.

2. Forget Baby Einstein videos! You put Snoop Dogg's semi-pornagraphic music videos on the TV - he said baby's will stare at that sh*t all day. Great way to keep baby occupied, so you can.... uh, see # 1.

3. Do not get rid of your malt liquor - get some nip-nips (bottle nipples for you that are not down with your slang). No, silly, it's not for the baby, it's for you, so you can get a good night's sleep and not hear anything, including a crying baby. No tossin' and turnin'!

And that's about it for Snoop's advice. He hopes Ashlee and Pete have a healthy baby boy - but I spied a pink bed, so maybe they're having a girl? Or twins - one of each? Snoop doesn't want the Wentz's to let their baby rap - because, as he said, they are the whitest couple on earth.

Gotta love Snoop. He gives the best advice all.the.time. Maybe he should hand out some to his wife.

Enjoy the video!

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Snoop Dogg's Wife ARRESTED!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 00:05:00 GMT

Rapper and reality TV star Snoop Dogg might be sleeping alone tonight - his wife Shante Brodus was arrested!

The 32-year-old was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence early Saturday morning in Orange County, CA.

Shante was pulled over at around 12:15 a.m., booked, cited and given a notice to appear in court. She, thankfully, did not have any of the couple's three children with her at the time.

I don't get it - you're rich, have a BRAIN and yet still drive (allegedly) drunk. Makes no sense to me! Put your thinking cap on Shante or you'll end up in the DOGG house.

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sweatpantsmom — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:33:00 GMT

Hey kids - Snoop Dogg says don't go wasting your money on Harvard. What you really need is a big rock in your pocket if you want to get somewhere in this world.

"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack," the Grammy-nominated rapper says.

I'll bet Snoop's kids can't wait to have their daddy give a speech at their high school graduation. Instead of filling their heads with all that useless crap about 'persevering' and 'aiming high' he could give them some real solid advice on how to build a better crack pipe, or how to kick your dealer's ass if he tries to sell you some bad shit.

Fo shizzle!

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