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Pete Wentz: Fall Down Boy

Whit Honea — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:59:00 GMT

Maybe he was born with it, maybe he's Maybelline. I'm not sure if the sun was in his eyes or that first step was just a doozy. The inner-workings of Pete Wentz are an enigma wrapped in a puzzle.

I wasn't going to make fun of Pete for this spill, especially since I'm somewhat prone to breaking my ass anytime I step on a surface harder than me, which includes grass and bubble wrap. Besides, I don't like to make fun of a guy with babies on his mind, no matter how douchetastic they come across.

So why, you may ask, did I decide to put this on here? Simple, everyone else was doing it. Now if you'll excuse me, I believe I have a cliff to jump off of.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 8-13-08

Whit Honea — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:59:00 GMT

That Phelps guy is a pretty good swimmer.

Liv Tyler attracts idiots (Jezebel)

Suri hits the trampoline (TomKatCrazy)

Harry Connick, Jr., goes Jonas (Knocked Up Celebs)

Go, Diego, go! (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

In which P. Diddy sounds like an ass (Hollyscoop)

Jack Black is all crazy, all the time (BWE)

Alba loves the Olympics (AlbaFan)

Vanilla Ice Arrested, Baby

Whit Honea — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:28:00 GMT

Some things never change, take the douche baggery of Vanilla Ice for instance. Sure, he's traded in the Hammeresque pants for county orange and grown some facial hair, but other than that it's business as usual at Casa del Ice.

Once again Vanilla, aka Robert Van Winkle, has been booked on domestic battery charges. Apparently Ice has a way with the ladies, and it's a bad one.

A judge has ordered that he stay away from his wife, whom he allegedly punched and kicked (she later said it was a push) while shopping for furniture. Damn, I bet the people in Sofa King were freaking out, and not just regular freaking out, but Sofa King freaking out.

He is allowed to contact her via telephone, but is only allowed to contact his child(ren?) through a third party. No word as to whether or not Jamie Lynn Spears will be at that party.

Photo: The Smoking Gun