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Best of FameCrawler: Week of June 27th

Whit Honea — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Billie Piper's Topless Role

The Sexualization of Miley Cyrus

Ben And Jen Together For Better Or Worse

Worst-Dressed Bellies? Top 5 Maternity Wear Mistakes Of Spring/Summer 2008

Tim McGraw and the Wife Beaters

Scott Kalitta Killed In Drag Racing Crash

Robert Downey, Jr., and Son: What's Wrong with This Picture?

Matthew McConaughey Is Ready To Rumble

Guess Who's Moving Across The Pond?

Jamie Lynn's Delivery Room Drama!

Tori Spelling Baby Photos!!

Victoria Beckham Is Gay! Buy Her Perfume!

HerBadMother — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:01:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, has spoken out publicly against celebrity who come out with their own clothing and fragrance lines. All of them, that is, except her.

"There are so many - and I hate the word celebrities - clothing lines and fragrances, and most of them have nothing to do with it," she says in an upcoming issue of Elle Magazine. She, however, is the real deal - and she is, she says, so authentically fashion because she is actually a gay man. "I'm so camp! I'm a gay man trying to get out!"

First of all, I didn't know that Victoria Beckham was a gay man, but now that I think about it, it makes perfect sense. Explains a lot about her look, and her marriage.

Secondly, I didn't know that she was different from other - and I hate this word too - celebrities, so different that her clothing line and fragrances have nothing of the taint of fame-whoredom and money-grubbery about them. Her products are special, people, and she wants you to know that so that you can go out buy them - her fragrance, Intimately Beckham (gag) and her line of jeans for Rocawear - right away.

Maybe her products are so special because they're designed and marketed by a gay man masquerading as tarty pop-star-cum-soccer-wife. You gotta wonder, though, what such a character's preferred 'intimate' fragrance smells like. Jock straps and silicone?

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Christina Aguilera's Baby Shower Was Such a Drag

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:25:00 GMT

One of these kids is doing her own thing. Come on, can you tell which one?

If you guessed Christina Aguilera then you were right. She's the only one in the picture with a bun in her oven and the means to get it out. The other ladies are just long legs and wrapped candy. That means they're men.

If I've learned anything living in L.A., it's that there ain't no party like a drag show baby shower party, 'cuz a drag show baby shower party don't stop.

It actually looks pretty fun.

Photos: Babyrazzi

What Kate Moss Does When Not Parenting

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:42:00 GMT

Welcome to a day in the life of Kate Moss. She's got it all: Rock star boyfriend? Check. Limo? Check. Drag Queen? Check. Great, all we're missing is soberiety! Britney Spears wishes she rolled with this kind of crazy.

Is it wrong that I'm finding the drag queen to be the prettiest girl in the car?

Photo: Jezebel