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Mom's Gone Wild! Britney and Madonna To Bring The Raunch!

Karen — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:03:00 GMT

According to the Sun, Britney and Madonna are indeed working together and this ridiculousness is how it's going to go down:

“It’s absolutely classic Madonna. Probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial.

“Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots.

“They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together.

“There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both.”

Britney will also perform to Madonna’s 1995 track Human Nature.

And in one scene to be broadcast during the tour Britney loses her mind after getting stuck in a lift in a short film by New York photographer Steven Klein.

The source added: “We’ll see Spears going crazy in an enclosed space — screaming, pulling her hair and banging her fists on the lift walls as it’s stuck between floors.

“She really loses it.”

All these quotes had me dying laughing. IF it's true (doubtful), will you be tuning in?

Best Parenting Advice Ever! Snoop Dogg Knows His Shiznat!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:32:00 GMT

Snoop Dogg, married father of three kids, has some awesome advice for first time parents-to-be Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Snoop heard that Ashlee and Pete had a little sompin' sompin' on the way & paid them a visit at their home and he gives a basic run-down of what to expect and what sort of things you need to get through the first few months of having a newborn. Things such as, nip-nips for your booze bottles, videos with scantily clad women and for goodness sake, do not put the baby's crib in your room - Snoop recommends you put the baby's bed in the garage, 'cause duh, who wants to hear a crying baby when you're trying to get some action?

Video of Snoop's parenting tips after the jump!

Here's a brief run-down, take notes:

1. You put baby's bed in the garage because you and your partner will want to knock da boots off each other after baby is born and you can't do that if the baby is crying in your room.

2. Forget Baby Einstein videos! You put Snoop Dogg's semi-pornagraphic music videos on the TV - he said baby's will stare at that sh*t all day. Great way to keep baby occupied, so you can.... uh, see # 1.

3. Do not get rid of your malt liquor - get some nip-nips (bottle nipples for you that are not down with your slang). No, silly, it's not for the baby, it's for you, so you can get a good night's sleep and not hear anything, including a crying baby. No tossin' and turnin'!

And that's about it for Snoop's advice. He hopes Ashlee and Pete have a healthy baby boy - but I spied a pink bed, so maybe they're having a girl? Or twins - one of each? Snoop doesn't want the Wentz's to let their baby rap - because, as he said, they are the whitest couple on earth.

Gotta love Snoop. He gives the best advice all.the.time. Maybe he should hand out some to his wife.

Enjoy the video!

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Snoop Dogg's Wife ARRESTED!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 00:05:00 GMT

Rapper and reality TV star Snoop Dogg might be sleeping alone tonight - his wife Shante Brodus was arrested!

The 32-year-old was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence early Saturday morning in Orange County, CA.

Shante was pulled over at around 12:15 a.m., booked, cited and given a notice to appear in court. She, thankfully, did not have any of the couple's three children with her at the time.

I don't get it - you're rich, have a BRAIN and yet still drive (allegedly) drunk. Makes no sense to me! Put your thinking cap on Shante or you'll end up in the DOGG house.

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Britney Nominated for Emmy Award

Karen — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:12:00 GMT

Really?

Yes, really. Apparently the short stint the young pop star had on How I Met Your Mother has landed her a possible nomination for an Emmy. Right now the list is at 41 actress and will be wittled down to the official nominees list before the Emmy Awards ceremony in September.

I wonder how Neil Patrick Harris feels about that, since he obviously hates her.

Neil Patrick Harris Hates Britney Spears

Karen — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:34:00 GMT

Read this and tell me it isn't dripping with disdain and 'you get more flies with honey' type of attitude. Especially the parts in bold. C'mon NPH, just admit you can't stand the fact that bitch has brought more play to your show. Jealous or do you just hate the trainwrecky Mama?

“The door is open for her,” Harris said about Britney Spears coming back on How I Met Your Mother. “We would love (guest stars) who get in the show’s world to stick around if they want to … but I don’t know what the writers have planned.”

Spears played Abby, a ditsy receptionist dating Barney (Harris’s character), but interested in Ted (Josh Radner’s character). Based on some foreshadowing in the script, the pop princess may very well return in season four, says Harris.

“I gave her the address to Ted’s apartment at the end of the last episode, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she showed up again,” he said.

“There were wristbands that we wore on set, so that people didn’t come on to the set. In her world, people go up in the rafters and take pictures,” Harris said. Translation: we had to do all kinds of extra crap for the wacked out twit.

“We wanted to give her the freedom in a closed environment to be as free to act, and fail, and succeed as she wanted to because that’s the process of doing this,” he continued. “She was lovely, and those two weeks were actually quite swell for us.”

Laura Fay Is N.Y. Rep. Vito Fossella's Baby Mama

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:23:00 GMT

First Eliot Spitzer, now Vito Fossella - these N.Y. politicians have been making lots of booty calls lately. Staten Island Republican Representative Fossella, who is already facing a drunken driving charge, admitted on Thursday that he had an extramarital affair with former Air Force lieutenant Laura Fay and that the two of them have a 3-year-old daughter together.

Fossella, who was pulled over on May 1 while driving with a blood-alcohol level more than twice the legal limit, faces a mandatory jail sentence if convicted. The arrest had already threatened to end his ten-year career in the House, where he is the only Republican representing New York City.

In a statement Fossella said, "I have had a relationship with Laura Fay, with whom I have a three-year-old daughter. My personal failings and imperfections have caused enormous pain to the people I love and I am truly sorry. ... Over the coming weeks and months, I will to continue to do my job and I will work hard to heal the deep wounds I have caused."

Fossella and his wife Mary Patricia have three children.

Looks like he and Eliot Spitzer will have lots of time on their hands to spend commiserating over bottles of gin.

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Amazing What TV Cameras Can Do For Britney's Weave

Sassy Smith — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:36:00 GMT

Britney Spears is once again appearing on How I Met Your Mother - episode airing May 12 - and let me just say, her weave has never looked better! Why can't her hair look that nice most of the time? Or at least some of the time?

Another pic after the jump AND sneak peek video!

Things seem to be slowly going in Spears favor - another spot on television, she's working out, apparently spending time at the recording studio and just yesterday, was given a bit more visitation with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Now, if she could just keep that hair looking healthy - Britney, step away from the ratty weaves. Please.

Here's the HIMYM episode blurb:

When Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) and Abby (guest star Britney Spears) realize that they have one thing in common -- their mutual hatred of Ted (Josh Radnor) -- the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, May 12 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Photo: Cliff Lipson/CBS ©2008 CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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Oh My God That Britney's Shameless: Oops, She Did It AGAIN?

Karen — Sat, 03 May 2008 21:33:00 GMT

Yup, she did it again. Seems Britney just can't leave that hair alone!

Well hopefully this time things look a lot better than the rat's nest she's been wearing on that skull of hers, and more hairy than the Mr. Clean look of last year's breakdown.

Britney's haristylist (she has a hairstylist? With eyes?) Kim Vo, says he's just given Britney a while new look:

"Last time we gave her that simple look," Kim explains. "Now it's geek-to-chic. We're going to keep up that glamorous look... We've been adding a lot of blonde pieces."

And while Britney has been known to change her hairstyle frequently, Kim said that this time the hit CBS show How I Met Your Mother is actually the one barking the orders at Britney's head.

"I was honestly shocked she did it again," Kim says about Brit's decision to revisit the role on HIMYM. "She had a great time. I'd love to see her break into something else. I think people want her to make it back."

As how Britney, whom Kim calls "truly a sweet soul," he admits that "she's very vulnerable." On the bright side, he also says that she is "calm, serene, peaceful" at home and cooks a great chicken!

"Her first focus is the kids," he adds. "But like any 26-year-old, she's gotta work. You'll go crazy if you stay home all day!"

Britney Finally Gets Her Boys

HerBadMother — Sat, 03 May 2008 12:45:00 GMT

... For a day. Which must mean that someone thinks she can be trusted to, you know, not flame out for one whole day, which I think is progress, don't you?

Apparently, K-Fed has agreed that the boys can spend Mother's Day with their mother, which would seem pretty big of him, until you consider the fact that any dad who refuses to let his kids see their mother on Mother's Day is probably a douchebag. So, yeah, any claims that this gesture is evidence of a reconciliation between the pair or of K-Fed's goodness in general are probably out of line. Dude has no choice, really. Keeping Britney from her sons on Mother's Day when she hasn't run off with a paparazzo in weeks would just be bad optics.

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Britney's Getting Married!

HerBadMother — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:41:00 GMT

To - wait for it, wait for it - DOOGIE HOWSER.

It's official: Britney Spears is returning to the set of How I Met Your Mother. No, it's not the top of the Billboard charts, or sanity, but it's also not some skanked-out reality show, so that's something. And, word has it, it's gonna involve wedding bells.

According to E! Online, Britney is back on set this week, reprising her role from her last appearance, which was just, what? Last month? No word on how Doogie Howser feels about this, but I'm guessing that no matter his true feelings, he's sucking it up, because he and Britney's character just might be getting hitched:

What's the ep about? (Asks Kristin of E! Online's Watch With Kristin blog.) Well, according to Fox: "In 'Everything Must Go,' Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common: their mutual hatred of Ted. The new 'couple' decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted’s face. Desperate to get a rise out of his former pal, Barney pops a surprising question to Abby."

In the words of Long Duck Dong, he's getting maweeed?! Can't be, right? Our beloved Barnana is TV's most beloved antimonogamist!

CAN. NOT. WAIT.

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Britney's Gonna Do It Again

HerBadMother — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:14:00 GMT

Poor Doogie Howser. His secret wish (he denies it, but c'mon) that Britney never again grace the set of his show, How I Met Your Mother, is about to get squashed: Britney's coming back!

According to People.com:

(Britney) is returning to How I Met Your Mother, a source tells PEOPLE.

“The show is ecstatic and so is Britney,” a source said. “She had so much fun the first time around she really wanted to come back. It was a mutual decision to work together more.”

The singer/actress will do one episode, the source says. Fox studios would not confirm the appearance.

I don't care what Neil Patrick Harris thinks of all this. If this keeps her from doing a reality series for even a minute longer than might otherwise be the case, I'm happy.

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Sandra Bullock And Husband In Drunk-Driving Accident

HerBadMother — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 13:08:00 GMT

Sandra Bullock and husband Jesse James were hit by a drunk-driver earlier this weekend. Thankfully, although both were apparently badly shaken, neither was injured.

According to People.com:

(Bullock and James) were being driven home for the evening around 9:50 p.m. Friday when a gray Subaru station wagon jumped lanes on East Main Street and smashed into their front end, police said. No one was injured.

"They were shaken up, needless to say," said Gloucester Police Lt. Gerry Cook. "But they were fine – he was hugging her. Jess and Sandra were hugging. They said they were fine, they didn’t need medical attention. There were quite a few people snapping pictures of them." The two walked away from the accident and were not even examined, he said.

The driver of the Subaru, identified as Lucille P. Gatchell, 64, from Gloucester by local cops, was given a field sobriety test by officers responding to the scene. Gatchell blew a .20 on the breathalyzer – two and a half times the legal limit, Cook said.

She was arrested, taken to the station, and booked on driving under the influence of alcohol and failure to stay in marked lanes. She was released on her own recognizance and will be arraigned on the charges Tuesday.

Sandra reportedly asked repeatedly whether the other driver was okay, but for the most part, apparently, the couple were more concerned for each other: they've been married since 2005 (James has three children from previous marriages - none of whom were in the vehicle.)

I'd make a Speed or 28 Days joke, but a) neither seems applicable, given that Sandra wasn't the one speeding or boozong, and b) inappropriate much?

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Brit and K-Fed Getting Back Together?

HerBadMother — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:24:00 GMT

Now this is interesting: Britney and K-Fed have reportedly been getting a little snuggly occassionally. In front of the kids, even, which ordinarily I would take to pretty significant, but we are talking about people with limited judgment skills here. Still: they were kissing.

From Life&Style magazine's website:

Since Britney Spears and Kevin Federline split up, their custody arrangement has changed frequently. But one thing has remained constant: When the time has come to drop off Sean Preston and Jayden James at either of their parent’s houses, bodyguards have done the honors, says a friend of Kevin’s, so Britney and Kevin could avoid each other.

But that’s been changing lately. In recent weeks, Kevin’s begun dropping off the boys at Britney’s LA house himself, the friend reveals. In fact, Kevin and Britney were talking on April 8, the friend says, “and Britney gave Kevin a kiss in front of their sons.”

Okay, so. "Gave a kiss" is a little vague, but still. Best case scenario (from a gossip perspective): Brit and Kev still ~~have the hots for~~ luuuuuurve each other. Worst case (tho' possibly best case from a life perspective): they're getting along okay. Either way, I'd say that this is the least disturbing news that we've had from the Britney frontier in, like, forever. Unless somebody decides to integrate a Brit-Kev reunion into that reality TV show that Brit's reps have been pitching. That would make my eyes bleed.

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Oops, She's Going To Do It Again?

HerBadMother — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:04:00 GMT

Have another reality show, that is? Because, while I can understand the appeal of pushing another Britney-based reality series - trainwreckage being the stock-in-trade of the genre - the last one really was very nearly unwatchable. I mean, for seriously unwatchable.

According to the The National Enquirer :

She believes a reality show is a no-brainer. She can be herself and not have to study lines... Several production companies are interested in a Britney reality show and are willing to pay her millions...."(her manager) wants to get Britney back in the game and earning money."

No-brainer, sure. No brains were employed in the storming of this project, obviously. Isn't she, like, grounded? Bank accounts frozen (and drained)? What on earth could she possibly get up to that would make for interesting television? Like the cameras would really be there for the good stuff - car crashes, fake elopements - anyway.

Might as well just read Famecrawler...

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Oh Miss Britney Spears has been busy ya'll.

Video after the jump

Sure - I don't know if there's actually any sex in the tapes that Brit is threatening to release but there could be lots of juicy bits nonetheless!

Spears has reportedly kept a video diary of all her shenanigans from the past six months. Sources are saying that she rants about everything. Everything. She may be releasing the videos online or handing them over to MTV.

An insider says, "Britney's video diaries are the talk of the Tinseltown elite. Her high-profile friends and exes - including Justin - knew what she was up to but assumed she was filming herself as a form of therapy. If she does decide to go public with the footage, it'll be explosive. Although some of it is really sad to watch - especially the parts where she's close to breakdown - others are dynamite. Not surprising both JT and Kevin Federline are terrified the material will end up all over the net. Or, even worse, Britney will agree to another MTV documentary, and release some of the footage through official channels."

If this is true, and she does make the videos public - what kind of effect will it have on her sons? I'm sure it'll be hard enough being the children of Britney Spears in the best of situations, especially as older boys, but how will they deal with things if their mother airs all of her dirty laundry out in public?

And I said there was video - it's from the old days, you know when Britbrit was fun. Thanks to dlisted.com dude for digging it up and reminding us of good times, good times.

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Was Britney Drunk Driving?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Was poptart Britney Spears drunk driving when she had her car accident?

No, she was makeup driving. Some women are guilty of this every day - putting their faces on while heading to work because maybe they're rushed moms, trying to get kids to school, husbands to the office and get themselves to their job on time. While I'm going to try not to be judgy, I think it's a bad idea to try to apply mascara and the like while operating a motorized vehicle, particularly if you're on a freeway.

According to TMZ, who spoke to the dude she hit, he said he was admiring the white Mercedes and the woman putting on makeup while driving. He was then hit while the driver was going about 10-15 MPH, and he soon realized the driver was Britney Spears. He said he wasn't sure if she was putting on her makeup at the time of the accident.

Britney, always one to know what to do in most situations, never bothered to apologize to the guy - she did mention she was on her way to have dinner with her mom - thanks for the 411 Brit. Spears' bodyguard did apologize.

The "crashee" said that the cops performed the "follow my finger" routine on Britney, who was "giggly," however, she managed to take it seriously at some point. She was the only person who was tested.

No injuries were reported at the scene, but the man claims he woke up with back pain the following morning and is planning to book a chiropractic appointment, which means LAWSUIT COMING. Right?

Hopefully Spears doesn't get her "driving with her sons" privileges back anytime soon.

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Britney's Baby Daddy Stabbed!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:25:00 GMT

He is still her baby daddy right? She IS pregnant right? Anyway, Adnan Ghalib was stabbed!

Ghalib was attacked Saturday night and received medical treatment - he was stabbed in the arm, had facial lacerations and a black eye. He's reportedly been receiving death threats lately, but not sure if the incidents are connected.

Adnan was recently spotted "lingerie shopping" with Kathy Griffin, so maybe some crazy Britney fan went nuts and decided to go postal on her man - uh, are they still a couple? I dunno for sure. Adnan is apparently doing well despite the attack.

So many questions, so few answers.

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Britney Spears In Car Crash

Sassy Smith — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 05:47:00 GMT

Britney Spears was involved in a highway accident earlier Saturday evening.

Reports are the former poptart hit a car in front of her, while out for a spin in her Mercedes, causing that person to hit the car ahead of them. All three cars were pulled over by police at a local gas station and authorities tested Spears for any sign that the singer had been drinking.

A witness who saw the accident, commented, "Britney just appeared to lose concentration and drove into the car in front of her."

Highway Patrol Officer Patrick Kimball says it was a minor accident and no injuries were reported.

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Hide Your Children: Paris Is Going To Be A (God)mother

HerBadMother — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:31:00 GMT

Not that this comes as much of a surprise, but apparently Nicole Richie wants Paris Hilton to be her baby's godmother. Hubby Joel Madden, however, isn't so keen on the idea.

Joel, apparently, doesn't think that Paris is up for the task, and would prefer instead to name his future sister-in-law, Sophie Monk, godmother.

Paris Hilton, not up to the task of being godmother? Shocking. Couldn't have anything to do with her being, you know, a godless heathen of a famewhore tart, could it?

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Nicole Richie And Joel Madden Breakup?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 14:06:00 GMT

Well, not exactly. However, there are reports that the new parents were going to call it quits before the baby was born. Apparently they had even called off their wedding! Joel was said to be upset with Nicole because she refused to stop working (um, what's her job again?) before the birth of their daughter. The joy that they felt though, when little Harlow arrived, made them realize how insignificant their problems were and decided to give it another shot.

An "insider" told the National Enquirer :

“Nicole wouldn’t get off her feet and stop working, despite warnings from friends, family and Joel to take it easy,” said another source.

“She was obsessed with getting the recording of her first CD underway.”

Nicole also threw herself into the couple’s charity - the Richie-Madden Children’s Foundation - and became consumed with baby showers and planning the wedding.

“Finally, Joel said enough is enough. He told Nicole that if she wouldn’t listen to him about something as important as their child, the wedding was off,” said the source.

“Nicole was blindsided, but Joel didn’t feel he had any other option. He was ready to walk.”

“Happily, everything changed when Nicole delivered their healthy, 6-pound, 7-ounce daughter at L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

“Cradling the baby, Nicole looked up into Joel’s eyes and whispered: ‘I’m so sorry. I love you,’” said the friend. “From that point on, all was forgiven and the wedding was back on.”

Joel told Ryan Seacrest:

"Obviously, marriage is in our future."

I hope they do stay together, not only for their sweet girl Harlow Winter Kate but because they do seem like a cute couple.

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Risky Business: Rebecca De Mornay DUI

Sassy Smith — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 21:05:00 GMT

Actress Rebecca De Mornay, best known for her role opposite Tom Cruise in Risky Business, was charged yesterday with misdeanor drunken driving stemming from her arrest back in October. What is with these celebrities who are idiots, and can't either take a cab, get a designated driver, ride a bus, walk, anything but get behind the wheel after they've BEEN DRINKING?

L.A. District Attorney spokeswoman said De Mornay was charged with one count of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs, and one count of driving with a blood alcohol level above the legal limit of .08.

De Mornay is scheduled to be arraigned on Monday. Calls to her reps have gone unanswered. Hmm, wonder why? What are they gonna say, 'yes, we know, she's a moron.' Got that right!

Rebecca has 2 young daughters with her ex, Patrick O'Neal, son of Ryan O'Neal. Great example mom.

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