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Tom Brady and Gisele Getting Married?

Whit Honea — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 17:59:00 GMT

Tom Brady sure knows how to make the most of his sick leave. That Aflac duck can stick it. Who needs that insurance when you've got that supermodel?

Word is that Brady and Gisele will be getting hitched very soon.

According to the Chicago Sun Times, a "friend" of Gisele has said, "I don't think they will even bother getting engaged and will just slip off and marry quietly. I think that's sooner rather than later."

Scandalous!

Wonder how Bridget and little J.E.T. Moynahan will take the news.

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Melanie Brown Says Things Aren't What They Seem

Whit Honea — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:33:00 GMT

Mel B. has finally addressed the stories concering her wife-beating husband, swearing he is not some psycho. She's afraid that her friends and family might believe that Stephen Belafonte is the monster the press has suggested.

According to The Mirror, she admits she was devastated by revelations that he had battered ex-girlfriend Nicole Contreras but still defended his reputation, explaining that he has had group therapy and counselling.

She says: "Everything I stand for is about being a strong, independent woman (is that what Scary is supposed to be? I thought she was supposed to be like Gene Simmons, but with more make-up), so for him to be seen as a wife beater is devastating for me because he's not - he never has been... They're trying to make him out to be this aggressive, violent, woman batterer and he's not. If you read those police reports, they never say he physically beat up a woman."

Oh, it's a technicality! I get it. He wasn't married to Contreras, so how could he be beating his wife? The media needs to be careful throwing labels like that around. Just because you hit one woman doesn't mean you're a bad guy, right?

Now duck-beater? That's a different story.

Violet Affleck Sells Ducks Insurance

Whit Honea — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:03:00 GMT

I don't know why, but every time I read the name 'Affleck' I hear it as if it's being said by that Aflac Insurance duck. AFFFF-LECK!

This picture is great. First of all, we see that Jen is a bit mean, tossing the food over those that worked the hardest to get ahead, making regrets and losing friends along the way. Then there is Violet, welcoming them all with open arms, ready to forgive them their trespasses.

That's what it's all about really, the giving, the taking, chances lost, prizes won, and of course the forgiveness of a child. It's also about getting a duck to yell your name. That would be pretty funny.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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