FameCrawler : dude looks like a lady

Liam Gallagher Passes on Bad Hair Gene

Whit Honea — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 16:25:00 GMT

Liam Gallagher and his son, Lennon, model their matching hair styles while attending the Live Earth show in London. I wonder if the place that they were coiffed painted their nails and put little pink bows on their ears? I used to have a poodle, and they did that every time I took her in.

One thing I've noticed about celebrities, is that when they look good, they look really good, and when they look bad, they look like freakin' idiots.

Lennon (great name) knows what I'm talking about, that's not Dad's scowl he is aping, that's the 'cut my damn hair' pout. We see that a lot around here.

Liz Hurley's Boy Wears Pants!

Whit Honea — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:04:00 GMT

Liz Hurley's son, Damian, looks a bit nervous about making his first public appearance since the "incident." I don't know what you're so worried about kid, you put your bikini on just like the rest of us, one piece at a time.

Liv and Milo, Viva la Birthday!

Whit Honea — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 13:02:00 GMT

I know we already showed you a picture of the excitement that was Liv Tyler's 30th birthday, but how could we pass up this shot of her and son Milo. I've got to tell you, I don't care if her Dad looks like a lady, she wants cosmetic surgery, or sells encyclopedias door to door. She's a freakin' beauty. Her kid's cute too.

Liz Hurley Pushes Son Across Gender Lines, Pisses People Off

Whit Honea — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 05:46:00 GMT

Liz Hurley removed this picture of her 5-year-old son, Damian, from her website. Apparently people didn't take kindly to her forcing her boy to dress in a pink bikini to push her new clothing line. According to Celebs and Bubs, this isn't the first time her taste has been tasteless.

Man, I was just giving Elle Macpherson a hard time about making her boy look like a girl, and now this. I can imagine the scars this kid will suffer. Most of them will probably be the result of the wounds he receives from his schoolmates this week.

Still, I do feel partly to blame. I talked the other day about my son wearing a bikini, and now Liz, the avid FameCrawler fan that she is, has taken it to heart. Liz, it was a joke. I wouldn't do that to my son, and I sure as hell wouldn't post it all over the internet to make a few bucks. Well, maybe, how much money are we talking here?

Sell enough suits, get the boy some therapy, everyone is happy.

Elle Macpherson and Her SON

Whit Honea — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 22:34:00 GMT

What the hell Elle? Your poor boy, yes, I said boy, Aurelius Cy Andrea Busson, has enough problems (see name), without that mangy mane all in his business. I know it's hip to let the boys have some locks right now, although I can't say it's a good look (it's still better than Uggs), but enough is enough.

Not only is Cy going to have to confirm his gender to pretty much every person that he encounters, but that hair is awful. Like vegan-brittle awful. One would think that Elle Macpherson might have a connection or two with a stylist, or at least have access to some decent product.

The only thing worse than being the boy on the playground that looks like a girl, is being a girl whose hair snaps off every time the wind blows. That's just plain awkward.