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Kiefer Boozes Hits The Bar Scene With Daughter

Josh loposer — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:30:00 GMT

After his recent brushes with Johnny Law, you might think Kiefer would try to lay low and keep away from anything that might annoy his probation officer. Instead, The NYP is reporting that he was out "drinking Dewar's on the rocks" with his daughter over the weekend.

Maybe Kiefer thinks of himself of a protective father, teaching his recently of age daughter Sarah Jude the ins and outs of responsible alcohol consumption. But with his record, it kinda looks like he's passing on some of his not-so great habits to the next generation.

After all, Sutherland might not be the best representative for moderation. Not only is he still on probation for a DUI he received in 2007, he recently swore off strong drink after the headbutting incident.

So far, he's set a decidedly questionable example for Sarah. In fact, answering rumors that episodes of 24 have been rewritten to accommodate injuries that Kiefer suffered while partying, he said:

"I can't deny half the stuff that's been written about me has been true. I've done some stupid things. You have to take responsibility, go, 'That was embarrassing,' and move forward as best you can."

What do you think, is Kiefer just doing some important bonding her, or should he avoid booze like the plague?

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Brooke Shields - Will She Show This To Her Kids?

trix — Sat, 23 May 2009 11:32:00 GMT

Brooke Shields, is that you?

Holy cow, she looks totally different. It's a wonder what a little hair and makeup can do.

This picture is a little intense and sexy, check out the rest here. I wonder if she will show her daughters these pictures now, or save them for a conversation when they are older.

She's obviously not ashamed of them, why should she be. They can be a great tool for teaching her daughters about self confidence and that beauty comes from within.

I really didn't realize it was her at first glance, did you?

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Nadya Suleman - Ex-Boyfriend Thinks He's The Dad

Ed Burns and Christy Turlington - Do Good

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Was Brooke Shield's Mom Reporter-napped?

trix — Mon, 18 May 2009 14:34:00 GMT

What on earth was that reporter thinking? He/she thought he/she could actually check Brooke Shields mom out of her nursing home and no one would find out about it?

How scary this situation must be for Ms. Shields. Not only does someone call you because your mother is missing, but they call you and let you know a reporter checked her out.

I guess they journalist was chatting to Mrs. Shields to get info, any info that they could use.

How underhanded is that?

Brooke said, "I intend to take every lawful action against all who were involved or who authorized this despicable act." She should too, it's in the best interests of her family.

Her poor mommy.

Poor Katie Holmes

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Octomom Has A Secret

Jack Bauer Takes Down Designer At The Met

trix — Wed, 06 May 2009 18:31:00 GMT

Kiefer Sutherland and Brooke Shields are squaring off over an incident that happened last night when leaving the Met Gala party they attended.

"We're told witnesses say the alleged victim -- Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough -- allegedly knocked Brooke Shields over and Kiefer saw it happen. The witnesses say Kiefer went over to the man and told him to apologize to her. At that point they say McCollough pushed Kiefer and the actor responded with a headbutt.
Complicating it for Kiefer -- he's on probation in L.A. for a DUI, and one of the terms is that he obey all laws. No word on whether L.A. prosecutors will pursue the matter."

Now Brooke is saying that Jack McCullough didn't do anything to her that warranted the head butt.

Oi, can we not go out of the house anymore? Was Kiefer channeling his inner Jack Bauer?

Also, is that officer really tall or standing on a step, because Kiefer looks really short next to him?

Sarah Jessica's Baby Bump

J Lo and Jennifer Anniston - Girl Fight

Tattoo Discrimination - Seriously?

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Celebrity Parenting is Hard, Just Ask Dina Lohan

trix — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:31:00 GMT

The life of a celebrity, though full of money and special treatment, isn't easy. The life of a celebrity's mom isn't easy either, especially if your Lindsay Lohan's mom.

Sure, she may act entirely inappropriate by taking her, way underage, daughter Ali out to a night club, or whatever they were doing. But she still had to be their for Lindsay, during her latest breakup with Samantha Ronson.

Dina Lohan was really there for Lindsay. She sat next to her as she drank herself into oblivion. Dina looked on as Lindsay, who has been in and out of rehab, pick up a bottle of Belvedere and chug it.

I wish my mom was there for me, just like that.

What is wrong with this family? Lindsay's little sister, Ali, needs to get out as soon as she can, leave this life completely behind her. Her mom is not showing a very supportive side of herself, unless of course, you count the fact that she drove Lindsay home. Or at least I hope she did.

Could you imagine letting your child, with an alcohol abuse issue, drink themselves into oblivion? Break up or no, that's just not good parenting.

Yes I know Lindsay is of age, but you never stop being a mother.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 1-2-09

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:29:00 GMT

I can't believe my resolutions are still on!

Jackson is a costumed shopper (Perez Hilton)

Brit's new boy (Fametastic)

Harlow in Hawaii (Jezebel)

Lifting Cain (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Lucky Locklear (Celebrity Girls)

WTF? (CityRag)

Best of FameCrawler: Week of January 2nd

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Kate Winslet Looks Good Naked

Tripp Johnston Speaks Out: Take My Family, Please.

Is Jennifer Garner in Labor?

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony: It's Over

Josh & Anna Duggar: Premarital Sex

Charles Barkley - DUI, Gun and Oral Sex: Still Not a Role Model?

Public Sex and New Year's Orgasms with Jordan and Peter

Snow, Fur And Sarah Palin In A Bikini

Ani DiFranco Has a Trick Baby

Mariah Carey Eats Oysters, Therefore is Not Pregnant

When Baby Daddies Attack

Heath Ledger is Haunting Michelle for Closure

Charles Barkley - DUI, Gun and Oral Sex: Still Not a Role Model

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:09:00 GMT

The Chuck stops here. For oral sex that is. Warning: Sexual language follows that may offend some people, including most of the women I've ever dated.

Emmy-winning analyst and basketball legend Charles Barkley was pulled over for running a stop sign in Scottsdale the other night. Turns out he had been drinking. Turns out there was a gun in the car (no charges on this account). Turns out there was woman in the car.

That's a lot of turning. It's like the hokey-pokey. Are you dizzy?

Here is where the oral sex part comes in (thanks for reading this far).

The woman in the car was apparently there to provide a service to Sir Charles. It was the anticipation of said service that caused him to run the stop sign. It happens.

According to TMZ: "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat. He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."

For the record, the woman was not his wife.

This brings some questions to mind:

a) What will his wife think about this?

b) What will his daughter think about this?

c) What will the good people of Alabama, who have patiently been awaiting his campaign for Governor, think about this?

d) What will TNT think about this?

And finally, e) doesn't this kind of make him a role model to somebody?

Barkley has admitted he's a bit embarrassed- not spit on a kid embarrassed, but it's up there.

The sad commentary this provides on our society? That this sort of behavior from our public figures is so commonplace it hardly raises an eyebrow.

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Spying on the Neighbors:11-17-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:34:00 GMT

I think the neighbor kid is on a spirit walk.

Locklear formally charged for DUI (The Superficial)

Brad and Angelina own it (Jezebel)

More Bateman GAP (Knocked Up Celebs)

Britney's vision board (BWE)

Mariah pregnant? (Perez Hilton)

Barack on "60 Minutes" gets viewers (Hollyscoop)

Angelina Jolie Makes The World A Better Place

trix — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:49:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie recently took a secret trip to Afghanistan where she furthered her role as a Goodwill Ambassador. She takes her role very seriously and has taken steps to insure that the refugee children get the help they need.
Actress Angelina Jolie and a team of 25 powerful law firms are joining forces against the government's attempt to deport thousands of unaccompanied and illegal immigrant children - including hundreds from New York City. Backed by Microsoft Corp., Kids in Need of Defense will provide free legal representation to children separated from their parents. The group will open offices in New York and other several other cities... "These children often have nothing - no money, no support and no family," Jolie said in a statement. "Many end up becoming lost, traumatized, and ultimately forgotten."
"Over the past seven years, I've worked with UNHCR and I've traveled around the world trying to bring attention to refugees," she said. "It's been a remarkable education."

Jolie, who has visited dozens of war-torn countries around the world, spoke passionately on behalf of the victims she's met. "I've seen refugees return to live among the same people who attacked them," she said. "They are returning to the same lawlessness that sent them running in the first place. I've seen aid workers tear up as they put ladies on a bus and say, 'I don't know what we're sending them back to...
"I don't know if the ICC is the answer. And I don't know what type of court is, or what it would need to be to make all of us agree and make it strong enough," Jolie admitted. "But I do know this: No mother who had her children killed in front of her, no young girl sold into slavery, no boy kidnapped and forced to be a child soldier and no young girl like the 3-year-old I met in Sierra Leone, who had her limbs cut off, should be expected to simply forget. No one should have to choose between peace and justice."

Those are powerful words and we can hope that this team of lawyers can make a difference in the lives of these women and children. It will be a great thing to make sure these victims see justice.

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'Joe The Plumber' Doesn't Understand The Media

trix — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 14:01:00 GMT

Joe Wurzelbacher is mad. So mad in fact, that he is striking out at the media for jumping feet first into his personal life and finances.
"The media's worried about whether I've paid my taxes, they're worried about any number of silly things that have nothing to do with America," Wurzelbacher told the former Republican presidential hopeful on his show, "Huckabee."

What did he think was going to happen? Did he not see what happened to Sarah Palin? She was completely vetted by the gossip magazines so be prepared, it will only get worse before it gets better.

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Tina Fey "You Ignorant Slut"*

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Sarah Palin Wants To Be On SNL?

trix — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:27:00 GMT

Sarah Palin and the McCain staff are trying to figure out how to respond to the spot-on impersonation done by Tina Fey on SNL the last three weeks.
Do you think that she should respond at all?
The Chicago Sun-Times reports that a Palinesque tweak to Tina Fey's American Express commercials may be in the works.
Sarah Palin may also appear on NBC's "Weekend Update" as early as Thursday night.

I can't wait to see what the next SNL Palin skit will be. They have been pretty funny thus far.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Talk About Adoption

trix — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:01:00 GMT

Now that Lindsay Lohan has confirmed her relationship with Samantha Ronson the girls are ready to take the next step.

Lindsay says she'd like to adopt a newborn baby or a child that just needs a new home. This all came out in an interview with the British Marie Claire, in which she said, "at some point, I want to adopt a kid – a child in need or a newborn from another country."

She also said that she doesn't care what people think about Samantha Ronson because she is a great person.

The couple just returned from vacationing in Mexico, where they spent a few days relaxing at the beach in the sun.

*Sigh* I sure could use some time relaxing in the sun at the beach.

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Mindy McCready Going Back to the Big House

Karl Erikson — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:44:00 GMT

Country singer Mindy McCready is no stranger to trouble. She's been arrested for a variety of reasons in the past: prescription medicine abuse, DUI, identity theft, unlawful imprisonment, violation of probation, battery, resisting arrest...hell, I could go on and on, but I think you get the point. She is, in essence, the perfect country song. She's even attempted suicide.

Now she's going back to jail for another probation violation. The 32-year-old singer and mother of 2-year-old Zander Ryan McCready will voluntarily surrender to Tennessee authorities and sit in a cell for 60 days.

"I am working very hard to put all of this behind me," Mindy said, "so I can get back to what I like to do most: sing, write songs, and entertain. I would like to thank my fans for their unwavering support as I continue to work on my recovery and to regain custody of my precious son, Zander."

Oh, hon, you're entertaining all right. Just not in a good way. But I'm sure of this...you're PERFECT for the country music industry.

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Sarah Palin's Daughter Caught Doing Drugs On Tape

trix — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:14:00 GMT

Heavens to murgatroid, will it ever stop?

The Enquirer has done some digging and says that it came up with a video of Bristol Palin smoking pot on camera. It also had a source who like any true source would, spilled the beans regarding Levi's, cocaine buying, smoking Oxycontin off of aluminum foil, habits.

They have such great parents!

The video of Bristol is from 2 years ago when she was 15, and reportedly was giggling like crazy after taking hits. The video is also being labeled as a regular night out for Bristol and her friends.

The pictures are a couple of years old as well of girls who are supposed to be friends with Bristol. It's supposedly a picture of Bristol, but as a commenter said it doesn't look like her. More like her and Levi's friends.

They're doing the Miley Pose.

Nicole Richie's Neverending Driving Course

Karl Erikson — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:25:00 GMT

Nicole Richie, 26, has had her share of problems. She's been caught with heroin, driving without a license, and driving under the influence. She's even been to jail, albeit for 82 minutes. I've had lunch that lasted longer. Or birthday cake in this case. Yep, it's my birthday! Oh, but this isn't about me. It's about Nicole. Right.

The new mom is still attending driving school. Geez, how long do these classes run?

Richie is attending an anti-drinking driver course that goes for, get this, 18 months! She also has to go to 52 hours of group counseling, 12 hours of alcohol counseling, and biweekly face-to-face interviews. Oh, to be a fly on the wall for the counseling.

That's some serious shit. Guess you shouldn't get caught while driving under the influence in California.

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Did Bristol and Levi Have A Shot Gun Wedding?

trix — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:16:00 GMT

Bristol and Levi may have tied the knot recently. That is, according to a Facebook page that has Bristol's name and picture on it. The couple got hitched and she, like any forward thinking woman may or may not do, hyphenated his name.

Do you really think that she would have used that picture, out of all pictures available? I'm thinking no. I think that the couple will be getting married soon but that it will be a minute or two before they do. Sarah Palin has a lot going on and needs to get a couple things done and over with before she can give her attention fully to being the interferring mother of the bride.

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Lindsay Lohan Wants To Get Pregnant

trix — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:29:00 GMT

Lindsay Lohan is ready to have a baby. She and Samantha Ronson are likely to shop around to Lindsay's ex-boyfriends for the baby-making juice they need.

Lindsay has made a "comeback" this year. She did a stint in rehab that seems to be sticking this time. She also is acting more professional on the set, which is a definite improvement over the last few years.

Is this enough to make her baby ready? Not really, but, “Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She’s been having deep discussions about a baby. She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt.”

So she wants a baby to make her feel whole, and to help her heal and get better, there is so much wrong with that.

Which of her ex's do you think would do it? There are so many to choose from, that I would have to do some research to try to figure it out.

Labor Pains For Lindsay Lohan?

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Whitney Houston on Celebrity Big Brother?

Karl Erikson — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:37:00 GMT

What amazing singer turned Train Wreck of the Century is in talks to appear in the British version of Celebrity Big Brother? That's right, Whitney Houston!

"We're aiming high for the new series. We want top-notch stars, no Z-listers," a source tells the Daily Mail. "We'll be back with a bang in 2009!"

Oh, holy hell. You KNOW I'm watching that shit! Whitney? That is going to be messed UP. Man, I used to have such a crush on Whitney. You know, back in the 80s, when she was still hot and unused. Now I wouldn't touch her with my worst enemy's guggenheimer.

Houston, 45, is the ex of bad boy Bobby Brown and together they have a 15-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina. Bobbi is a future crack whore but don't blame her. Look at what she has to work with.

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Vetting Sarah Palin: Like Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but Funnier: UPDATED!!

Whit Honea — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:01:00 GMT

There is some speculation in the media, by which I mean the real media- that being people with neckties and make-up artists, not unshaven bloggers in their underwear (and some men, too) that John McCain's team dropped the ball regarding the vetting[1] process of Sarah Palin.

We're inclined to agree.

That's why we here at FameCrawler, home of all things fameish and crawlesque have decided to help you, the voter. We've done some pretty extensive ~~drinking~~ vetting ourselves over the weekend (McCain, you owe us a house each) and have some interesting information on Mrs. Palin, some of which is actually true!

Here is a list of the items we uncovered without ever stepping foot in Alaska (not that there is anything wrong with that):

The Original Palin Post: John McCain Picks Sarah Palin as VP

Bristol Baby: Sarah Palin's Teen Daughter Pregnant!

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy Identified!!!

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy - I Don't Want Kids (Oops!)

Pregnant Teen Bristol Palin - Photos

Bristol Palin Pregnancy Scandal: Babygate Lives! (Photos)

Bristol Palin Pregnancy: Is Sarah Palin's Baby Really Her Daughter's? (Photos)

Sarah Palin in a Bikini!

Sarah Palin Compared To Angelina Jolie

Diddy on Palin: Good Intentions, Bad Script, Ugly Production

Sarah Palin's Days as a Sportscaster...Video!

Sarah Palin Is A Hunter! Photos!

Seven Things You Might Not Know About Sarah Palin

Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin was Runner Up in 1984 Beauty Contest

Sarah Palin's Husband Arrested For DUI

Sarah Palin Being Investigated (Child Custody,Threats & Lies)

Lindsay Lohan Blogs About Sarah Palin

NUDE! Sarah Palin Naked Photo?!

Bristol gets her drink on

Sarah Palin's Dark Secrets (Photos)!

Proof that Baby Trig is NOT Sarah Palin's Baby!?

Palin's First Baby Daddy to Attend Republican National Convention: Will Bring Mullet

Trig and Bristol: Palin Family Names Run Amok

Political Nanny: Obama Offended by Implied Link to Palin Family Rumors

'Palin Should Go Back to the Kitchen' and 4 More WTF Comments About the VP Pick

McCain, Palin oppose teen pregnancy aid and sex education

Sarah Palin's acceptance speech at the RNC video

Palin family online: real or fake

Piper & Trig Palin: A Pretty Cute Video

The "Barracuda" Scandal(ish)

9 Most Disturbing Beliefs

Palin on Newsweek (and a dead bear)

Palin Affair?

Affair is False!

Robin Williams is Still Funny?!

When Hairy Met Pali

Sarah Racist?

Trailer Trash?

Todd Palin Subpoenaed!

Tina Fey is Sarah Palin on SNL! Video!

This list will be updated for your browsing and vetting pleasure. McCain, we're serious about the houses!

[1] From Wikipedia:

Vetting is a process of examination and evaluation. Specifically, vetting often refers to performing a background check on someone before offering them employment. In addition, in intelligence gathering, assets are vetted to determine their usefulness.

In the United States, a party's presidential nominee must choose a vice-presidential candidate to accompany him or her on the ticket. Prospective vice-presidential candidates must undergo thorough evaluation by a team of advisers acting on behalf of the nominee. In later stages of the vetting process, the team will examine such items as a prospective vice-presidential candidate's finances, personal conduct, and previous coverage in the media.

To vet was originally a horse-racing term, referring to the requirement that a horse be checked for health and soundness by a veterinarian before being allowed to race. Thus, it has taken the general meaning "to check."

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More Trouble For Sarah Palin- Photos!!!

trix — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:24:00 GMT

Oh dear, when is it all going to end.? Bristol Palin is starting to look like she's going to be the bane of her mothers existence, or at least her campaign for VP.

Some new pictures have surfaced of Bristol who is only 17 partaking in, oh my don't say it, underage drinking. She's actually not drinking in the photos, but posing with alcohol bottles. The beer is open though, so who's to say whether she was or wasn't drinking it. There are also some shots of her with guns and Levi Johnston, the father of her unborn child. That is if she's even really pregnant.

Now, in Alaska a child can consume alcohol if it is given to her by her parents so...just saying...

I'll be honest my parents allowed my sister and I to taste their adult beverages, but to let us consume whole ones by ourselves, not so much.

For more Sarah Palin family escapades and mishaps click here. Tons of stories included.

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Bristol Baby: Sarah Palin's Teen Daughter Pregnant!

Whit Honea — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 17:04:00 GMT

Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter Bristol is five months pregnant. She says that she will marry the father.

According to an aide, Republican Presidential nominee John McCain was aware of the high school senior's pregnancy before making Palin his VP choice.

“Senator McCain knew this and felt in no way did it disqualify her from being vice president,” said the aide. “Families have difficulties sometimes and lucky for her she has a supportive family.”

The aide also stated that the decision to reveal the pregnancy now was based on rumors that Sarah Palin’s four-month-old baby is actually Bristol's. Guess they showed us.

“In the course of correcting that, we needed to get the truth out,” said the aide.

Sarah and Todd Palin issued a statement saying that they are “proud of Bristol’s decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents” and asked the media to respect their daughters privacy. I'm guessing that won't happen.

According to CNN,"McCain's aide insisted a key point to keep in mind is that Bristol decided to keep the baby, a decision “supported by her parents.”"

So, keep that in mind.

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Sarah Palin's Teen Daughter is Pregnant! We've Got Pics!

Seven Things You Might Not Know About Sarah Palin

Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin was Runner Up in 1984 Beauty Contest

Sarah Palin Is A Hunter! Photos!

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Tori Spelling Speaks Out About 90210

trix — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:03:00 GMT

We know that Tori Spelling isn't going to be on the re-make of "Beverly Hills 90210", we also know that she's not going to be on it because the other stars were offered more money than she was to be in the re-make. Though, what we know is all hear-say we finally have a statement from Tori.

Tori Spelling in her statement about her non-90210 appearance had this to say, "As of now there's no plan to be on the show. I hope it turns out to be a good show because of my dad's legacy, and because I was originally a part of it and it was something pretty phenomenal and it was really great."
You would think that because it was her father's show it wouldn't matter how much she got paid, she would want to be on it to show she supported it and all that good familial stuff. Plus, she really let her hubby Dean down with her refusal, he really wanted to be a part of 90210 and wanted to be a guest star.

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Hottest Woman On Earth To Be A Mom?

trix — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:47:00 GMT

Megan Fox, the girl that wants to do a totally nude movie, says she's ready to be a mom.

That is, she is ready to be a step-mom to Kassius, Brian Austin Green's six year old son.

Megan and Brian Austen Green have been dating for and plays step-mommy to his 6 year old son, Kassius, while he is at Brian's house.

Megan says, "I get sad, because sometimes I'm out of town a lot. Brian works but he's always in town and I have to travel a lot, and sometimes that's hard, because it'll be weeks and weeks without seeing Cash (Kassius), and that's sad. Luckily he's used to it, because both of his parents are in the business, so he's used to always being in transit. And it's not so hard on him. But I feel guilty a lot. I was raised in the South and my mom was a strict disciplinarian... It's really easy for me to lay out the rules and make sure that the rules are followed constantly, but I think because he's from a home with divorced parents, it's hard for Brian to punish him (Kassius). He feels bad that Cash has to always go through the transition in switching homes."

There were recent rumors that the couple split up but it looks like they are going strong.

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Best Parenting Advice Ever! Snoop Dogg Knows His Shiznat!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:32:00 GMT

Snoop Dogg, married father of three kids, has some awesome advice for first time parents-to-be Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Snoop heard that Ashlee and Pete had a little sompin' sompin' on the way & paid them a visit at their home and he gives a basic run-down of what to expect and what sort of things you need to get through the first few months of having a newborn. Things such as, nip-nips for your booze bottles, videos with scantily clad women and for goodness sake, do not put the baby's crib in your room - Snoop recommends you put the baby's bed in the garage, 'cause duh, who wants to hear a crying baby when you're trying to get some action?

Video of Snoop's parenting tips after the jump!

Here's a brief run-down, take notes:

1. You put baby's bed in the garage because you and your partner will want to knock da boots off each other after baby is born and you can't do that if the baby is crying in your room.

2. Forget Baby Einstein videos! You put Snoop Dogg's semi-pornagraphic music videos on the TV - he said baby's will stare at that sh*t all day. Great way to keep baby occupied, so you can.... uh, see # 1.

3. Do not get rid of your malt liquor - get some nip-nips (bottle nipples for you that are not down with your slang). No, silly, it's not for the baby, it's for you, so you can get a good night's sleep and not hear anything, including a crying baby. No tossin' and turnin'!

And that's about it for Snoop's advice. He hopes Ashlee and Pete have a healthy baby boy - but I spied a pink bed, so maybe they're having a girl? Or twins - one of each? Snoop doesn't want the Wentz's to let their baby rap - because, as he said, they are the whitest couple on earth.

Gotta love Snoop. He gives the best advice all.the.time. Maybe he should hand out some to his wife.

Enjoy the video!

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