FameCrawler : dunkin donuts

Spying on the Neighbors: 5-30-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 30 May 2008 22:17:00 GMT

Holy smoke monsters! It WAS a miracle!

Donuts, terrorists, and idiots, also the gay agenda (Scanner)

Dean McDermott is bored (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Halle Berry in bloom (Jezebel)

Madonna doesn't want to talk about it (Gabby Babble)

Daddy Diddy (ASL)

Teri Hatcher and daughter (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Best of FameCrawler: Week of May 30th

Whit Honea — Fri, 30 May 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Angelina & Brad Name Their Twins!?

BREAKING NEWS: Angelina Jolie Gives Birth To Twins

BROKEN NEWS: Angelina Jolie, Do We Have Babies or What?

Your Mother Does WHAT?

Christina's At The top Of The List

Clay Aiken Involved in Pregnancy!

Nicole Kidman - Tom Manipulates Our Children

Michelle Malkin Terrorizes Rachael Ray

Cindy Crawford Still Looks Awesome

Gavin Rossdale Says Strange Things About His Family

Michelle Malkin Terrorizes Rachael Ray

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 29 May 2008 00:50:00 GMT

I hate to give conservative gasbag idiot Michelle Malkin any more attention than she deserves, but this one takes the cake (or the glazed, whichever you prefer.) Malkin, who appears to have way too much time on her hands and spends her days watching online ads for donut shops, has cased Dunkin' Donuts to remove one of their ads featuring Rachael Ray because Malkin says it promotes terrorism.

In the ad, spokesperson Ray is wearing a scarf that Michelle Malkin says resembled a kiffiyeh, Middle Eastern garb that is "popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos."

In the same column, Malkin also takes on actor Colin Farrell, rapper Kanye West and Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean, saying they have been photographed in similar scarves that were "distinctive hate couture."

Let it be noted that Malkin is vehemently opposed to immigration, is for racial profiling and says the internment of Japanese Americans during World War II was a good thing.

Malkin might want to spend a little less time obsessing over accessories worn by rappers and spokespeople for fast food, and more time teaching her kids not to hate.

Hate couture, indeed. Michelle Malkin should know - she's swathed in it.

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Starbucks Closing Today: WWBD? (What Would Britney Do?)

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Starbucks will be closing all of it's locations for three hours tonight to retrain some 135,000 employees in an effort to re-vitalize it's sagging image.

This had me in a sweat-infused panic until I stopped and thought about another Starbucks fanatic, and what she might do in such a crisis. And how I might emulate her.

What Would Britney Do?

I'm thinking Britney might take the time to play a game of Chutes and Ladders with Sean and Preston, who she was recently reunited with. Me, I'll play Guitar Hero with my daughters and try not to brag when I kick their asses at "Barracuda."

Then Britney might take those hours from 5:30 to 8:30 to have all of her "I Heart Sam Lutfi" tattoos removed. I'll get my "Peter Frampton 4Ever" lasered out.

Britney might use all three long hours to sit and contemplate life. I'll lay in bed and try and upload YouTube videos to my iPhone.

Three hours will be over before I know it, and I'll be clutching a hot double-tall-dry-cappuccino once again. Praise Britney!

Rachael Ray Is Too Tired to Have Kids

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:15:00 GMT

Guess Rachael Ray needs to chug more of that Dunkin' Donuts coffee she's been pushing. The unbearably chipper chef/cookbook author/talk show host says she's too tired to add parenting to her busy schedule.

"I'm too tired," Ray, 39, said when asked about having kids. "I feel like I’m a bad mom to my dog... I have five jobs, and I just don’t think I could take on the biggest job of being a parent."

About the recent plastic surgery rumors that have been dogging her Ray said, "Do you really think if somebody gave me a week off I would spend it under a knife and if I was going to cut something off, don't you think it'd be my butt and not my forehead?”

Next up on Rachael Ray's 30-Minute Meals: Butt Meat! Definitely not yummo.

Anthony Bourdain Is All Rainbows And Unicorns And Sharp, Sharp Knives

HerBadMother — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 23:02:00 GMT

Have I mentioned before that I have a massive crush on Anthony Bourdain? I do. I adore him and his cursing and his drinking and his cigarettes and his fine way around a Coq au Vin or Roulade of Wild Pheasant, not to mention his deft hand with a Rachael Ray smackdown.

Well, apparently the cigarettes are now past tense, since the birth of his daughter, Ariane, now 7 months old. He says that he had to quit because it just became too difficult to carry on the habit when he was banned from smoking in the family home. In any case, he adds, his whole world has changed: I've got a daughter now, I'm living in pink world. It's all rainbows and unicorns from here on out.

Sure it is, Tony. But I'm betting that those unicorns get turned into Licorne au Vin or Cassoulet du Licorne or Licorne au Poivre pretty quick, no?

Source: Celebrity Baby Blog

Anthony Bourdain To Rachael Ray: Stop Dealing Crack To Kids, Bitch

HerBadMother — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:03:00 GMT

Anthony Bourdain on Rachael Ray's endorsement deal with Dunkin' Donuts:

She’s hugely influential, particularly with children. And she’s endorsing Dunkin’ Donuts. It’s like endorsing crack for kids.”

He adds: “I’m not a very ethical guy. I don’t have a lot of principles. But somehow that seems to me over the line. Juvenile diabetes has exploded. Half of Americans don’t have necks. And she’s up there saying, ‘Eat some [bleeping] Dunkin’ Donuts. You look great in that swimsuit - eat another doughnut!’ That’s evil.”

I love Anthony Bourdain. That he's bitch-slapping Rachael Ray's convenience-food-lovin' ass across the mediasphere makes me love him even more. I'd go so far as to say that I love him so mcuh that I want to have his babies - adorable little chain-smoking wise-ass babies - if it weren't for the fact that my husband would probably protest. Probably.

It Takes Two to Tango: Let's Not Forget That K-Fed is Also an Idiot

Whit Honea — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:27:00 GMT

Britney was faster. She left court, didn't pass go, and went straight to the clubs. Kevin Federline waited a couple of days to make sure the judge wasn't looking and then made his return to the scene. Heaven forbid they don't get to stay out until donut making time.

Those poor kids have six of one and half-dozen of the other. No, not donuts. As soon as I get a time-machine I'm going to go back in time and buy K-Fed a box of condoms. Then I'm going to take my mom to the prom.

Photo: Ballz (really!)