Gary Busey Explains His Attack On Jen Garner. Sort Of.

HerBadMother — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:46:00 GMT

So, that whole thing that went down last night on the Oscar red carpet? Gary Busey attacking Jennifer Garner and Ryan Seacrest just standing there like a big limp douche? Well, Busey has finally come forward to explain his side of things. In a manner of speaking.

Ryan Seacrest, ever the ~~mediawhore~~ enterprising journalist, invited Busey onto his radio show today to talk about what exactly happened and what exactly Busey was on. Busey, as might be expected, was more than a little confusing in his explanation of the events:

"Well, what I wanted to do was when I first saw you (Ryan) working, I said, "Who is this guy?" And I said, "Oh God, this isn't going to work." And then you captured me. You are to me, when you're working, an innocent champion of honesty. Your heart has a way to embrace the truth in your delivery without looking like you are reading a script. Everything looks spontaneous. What spontaneity is—spontaneity comes from an invisible idea that is there before the creation began. And you have that naturally, so I just wanted to pay you a compliment. But I didn't know you were in the middle of an interview, I was just moving through there."

Translation: I was totally f*cked up on crack and vodka chasers and thought that Jennifer Garner was you. I love you, man.

Other Busey nuggets:

"The truth requires no questions."
"The word fan is an obsolete word to me. It means two thing: fantastic or fanatic. Or something that hangs on a ceiling or sits on a table and blows wind in your face."
"And I know you must remember to chase and catch your dreams. If you don't, your imagination will live in empty spaces, and that is nowhere land."

General translation: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind. And you'd better go chase it. Here's some mescaline.

He's batshit f*cking crazy. Good times.

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers: Too Much Of The Blarney

HerBadMother — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:29:00 GMT

When I first saw the above headline at E!Online, I thought that it read Jonathan Rhys Meyers: Too Much Of The Barney. Which tells you a little something about how deeply I am embedded on the frontlines of the Toddler Zone. I seriously thought, whoa, weird, I didn't know he had kids! And then I thought, any amount of Barney is too much Barney. It wasn't until I clicked through to the story that I realized that the headline read Blarney and that it was referring to Rhys Meyers getting arrested for being all drunk and disorderly at Dublin International Airport in Ireland. Apparently he was exhibiting 'erratic behaviour' and was verbally abusive toward anyone who approached him.

Which, when you think about it, is all behaviour that could be triggered by excessive exposure to Barney. Also, those eyes of his? Those are the eyes of a man who has been watching way too much PBS Kids. You can practically see the dancing purple dinosaurs reflected in his eyes. I'm just sayin'.

Source: E!Online, JustJared

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Gary Busey Explains His Attack On Jen Garner. Sort Of.

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