FameCrawler : easter bunny

Obama Girls May Get An Easter Puppy

Josh loposer — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:30:00 GMT

Dude, I'm so jealous that Malia and Sasha are getting a freakin puppy.

As you might expect, people are obsessed with the Obamas' style of parenting, what type of dog they will get, and what -- if anything besides candy -- they will get their daughters for Easter. After a thorough grilling of the First Lady's office by reporters, White House spokespeople refused clear up the shroud of mystery surrounding the mythical first dog.

Press secretary Katie McCormick Lelyveld would only give us this much: "definitely not this week." Of course, Sunday is the first day of next week.

We do know this much: President Obama told Jay Leno that as soon as he got back from his trip overseas "the dog will be in place." Well here he is ... and he seems to have synched up the timing pretty well with the arrival of the Easter bunny. I can't help but notice.

We also know that there's a lot of speculation going around that Ted Kennedy is involved in the secret plot to deliver the dog -- and that he was instrumental in helping the Obamas pick out a breed: a Portuguese water dog. Senator Kennedy has two of them.

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Kat Moss Stands Up to Pee

Whit Honea — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:04:00 GMT

It seems like this should be more shocking, but I'm guessing Kate Moss standing up to pee is nothing new to you tranny theorists in the audience. I suppose it also goes without mentioning the high level of testosterone rumored to be found in crack rocks.

Whatever the reason, Kate and her partner Jamie Hince, aka Jolly Roger, are about ready to have an official pissing contest. They're so romantic.

Lila must love seeing her mom's picture on the internets.

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Kate Moss Owes the Easter Bunny a Favor(s)

Whit Honea — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:32:00 GMT

The good thing about being rich and sometimes beautiful is that people tend to do what you want. In this case the person is actually a bunny- the Easter kind, not Holly Madison.

It appears, and I'm just going off something the Jezebels said, which they probably made up, that Kate is treating Lila to her Easter celebration some 5 days late. It's okay, Kate, I've had hangovers on Easter, too. Nobody is judging you.