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The Terror Of Sarah Palin

trix — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Sarah Palin is a terror, a book burning terror.
Tales From The Crypt editor-in-chief Jim Salicrup revived the comic book 16 months ago and just recently put Sarah Palin on the cover. The reason he put her on the cover of the terror filled comic book, isn't to show support for Barack Obama but to speak out against the very thing that made the original publisher close down the operation in 1955.
On the cover Sarah Palin yells out, "Didn't we get rid of you guys in the 50's?" This is supposed to represent the rumor of her wanting to burn books in the Wasila library and the real threat of censorship.

"According to Jim Salicrup, editor-in-chief of Papercutz, the publisher that revived the classic title about 16 months ago. "This was not a partisan thing. People tend to think of everything as black and white these days—you are either for or against one of the parties 100%. But for us this was about the history of EC Comics, the original publisher of ’Tales from the Crypt.’ Anyone who knows that history knows that even of whiff of banning books is going to get us angry."

"Tales From the Crypt is not endorsing any political candidates, nor are we attacking any candidates. What usually seems to be behind banning books is an attempt to repress ideas that may offer alternative political views. This is not only un-American—blatantly violating the very concept of free speech—but it is assuming that people are unable to come to their own informed conclusions."

Be sure to run out and buy a copy.

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'Joe The Plumber' Doesn't Understand The Media

trix — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 14:01:00 GMT

Joe Wurzelbacher is mad. So mad in fact, that he is striking out at the media for jumping feet first into his personal life and finances.
"The media's worried about whether I've paid my taxes, they're worried about any number of silly things that have nothing to do with America," Wurzelbacher told the former Republican presidential hopeful on his show, "Huckabee."

What did he think was going to happen? Did he not see what happened to Sarah Palin? She was completely vetted by the gossip magazines so be prepared, it will only get worse before it gets better.

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Sarah Palin Wants To Be On SNL?

trix — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:27:00 GMT

Sarah Palin and the McCain staff are trying to figure out how to respond to the spot-on impersonation done by Tina Fey on SNL the last three weeks.
Do you think that she should respond at all?
The Chicago Sun-Times reports that a Palinesque tweak to Tina Fey's American Express commercials may be in the works.
Sarah Palin may also appear on NBC's "Weekend Update" as early as Thursday night.

I can't wait to see what the next SNL Palin skit will be. They have been pretty funny thus far.

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Sarah Palin's Daughter Caught Doing Drugs On Tape

trix — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:14:00 GMT

Heavens to murgatroid, will it ever stop?

The Enquirer has done some digging and says that it came up with a video of Bristol Palin smoking pot on camera. It also had a source who like any true source would, spilled the beans regarding Levi's, cocaine buying, smoking Oxycontin off of aluminum foil, habits.

They have such great parents!

The video of Bristol is from 2 years ago when she was 15, and reportedly was giggling like crazy after taking hits. The video is also being labeled as a regular night out for Bristol and her friends.

The pictures are a couple of years old as well of girls who are supposed to be friends with Bristol. It's supposedly a picture of Bristol, but as a commenter said it doesn't look like her. More like her and Levi's friends.

They're doing the Miley Pose.

Did Bristol and Levi Have A Shot Gun Wedding?

trix — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:16:00 GMT

Bristol and Levi may have tied the knot recently. That is, according to a Facebook page that has Bristol's name and picture on it. The couple got hitched and she, like any forward thinking woman may or may not do, hyphenated his name.

Do you really think that she would have used that picture, out of all pictures available? I'm thinking no. I think that the couple will be getting married soon but that it will be a minute or two before they do. Sarah Palin has a lot going on and needs to get a couple things done and over with before she can give her attention fully to being the interferring mother of the bride.

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Britney's New Music Video With Madonna

Karen — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:32:00 GMT

Britney was shooting her new music video for Madonna's Sweet and Sticky tour. The scene shows the pop star going batsh*t crazy in an elevator.

I cannot wait to see this! Britney has been working so hard getting her life together, albeit with a slip up here and there, and I'm really certain that her comeback is going to be huge.

What I don't believe is that Madonna will be able to take credit for it, though I'm sure she is going to try! Vampira!!

Britney Has a Secret Breakdown After Birth of Jamie Lynn's Daughter

Karen — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:14:00 GMT

Well I guess things aren't exactly what they seem in Hollywood. Here we thought Britney was on a roll to have a HUGE comeback, but Famecrawler has learned that the pop star broke down in secret after returning home following the birth of Maddie Briann.

Now Magazine reports:

Having spent only half an hour with her 17-year-old sister and Maddie in McComb, Mississippi, the troubled 26-year-old cut her trip short and flew back to LA, where she was pictured in floods of tears.

For the next two days, her dad Jamie, 59, who’s staying with his daughter because he’s now in control of all her affairs, became more anxious about Britney’s deteriorating state.

Our source says that she was ‘a bit dazed and distant’, wouldn’t answer any of her dad’s questions and ‘had no enthusiasm for anything’.

He had every reason to be concerned. On 21 June at approximately 9.30pm, Jamie found his daughter naked on the bathroom floor, crying hysterically and mumbling to herself about wanting a baby girl.

Jamie rang the doctor, who rushed to Britney’s side and diagnosed a breakdown.

Our source says: ‘Seeing her little sister give birth was too much for Britney. It made her realise what a mess she’s in. She’s insanely jealous of Jamie Lynn having a girl because she’s always been desperate for a daughter.

'Jamie found her sobbing her heart out and repeating: “It’s not fair, Dad, it’s not fair.”

'He sat with her, cuddled her and stroked her hair. Then he got her some clothes and helped her into the bedroom before calling the doctor, who ordered her to rest. They bumped up her Melleril and Ativan because of the drama she was creating.''

I don't know - this sounds like a bunch of bunk. Even if Britney was upset about not having a daughter, the exhaustion from traveling and seeing your little sister give birth has to have taken it's toll on her emotions. Me thinks this magazine is making it seem bigger than it is. Or is it?

Brad Pitt is Grossed Out

Whit Honea — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:31:00 GMT

The Enquirer's Mike Walker is reporting that Angelina Jolie invited her brother James Haven to be in the delivery room when the twins are born and Brad Pitt isn't having it.

Writes Walker, "My spy reports that Brad Pitt recoiled in horror when two in the oven Angie suddenly informed him that...she'd invited her beloved bro' to bear witness with them in the birthing room when the Jolie-Pitt angels touch down on Earth! Shocked to the core by Angelina's edict, Brad refused - instantly and angrily - triggering a battle royal between the couple, with Angelina insisting that "Uncle Jimmy" should be right there at Ground Zero to experience the emotion of seeing his nieces born, and Brad fuming: "It's just plain weird and it ain't gonna happen! He can be there, but not in the room!""

Walker says that Angelina eventually let Brad have his way.

I've got two issues with this story, first of all, why does Mike Walker sound like a 1930's newsie? Second, what the hell was Angelina thinking? I'm Camp Pitt on this one, that's just gross.

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Jamie Lynn Wants Baby Maddie To "Have a Normal Life"

Karen — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:02:00 GMT

"More than anything, I just want this baby to have a normal life," Jamie Lynn, 17, told OK! exclusively.

She sure is trying to make it that way, by putting the paps off with a look alike when she left the hospital after giving birth to her daughter. Tomorrow, OK! Magazine will hit news stands with an interview with Jamie-Lynn. You know, because that's normal.

Jamie Lynn Spears and Baby Maddie Briann Are Home

Karen — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 22:51:00 GMT

New mom Jamie Lynn Spears and newborn daughter Maddie Briann arrived home Saturday at 1:45 a.m. after fooling the paps with a car that had a Jamie Lynn look-alike in it. Glad to hear the pair made it home safely! By home, we mean the house that Jamie Lynn bought last month in Mississippi, with boyfriend Casey Aldridge.

The Zoey 101 star and her new baby are safe and sound and surrounded by family, with the exception of Britney, who came home to L.A. in tears. I hope the paparazzi leave them alone so she can get used to new motherhood, but I highly doubt it.

Britney's Tearful Return to Los Angeles After Visiting Jamie Lynn, Baby

Karen — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Poor Britney. After a quick trip home to be there for the birth of niece Maddie Briann, Britney came home to a slew of paparazzi who made her arrival a little scary.

Maybe it's a combination of the emotion of the baby, fatigue from flying and stuff, but I'm sorry, if I came home to this, I would cry too:

I hate seeing Brit-Brit cry. :(

C-Section For Jamie-Lynn Spears Baby

Karen — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 23:54:00 GMT

Turns out our previous posts regarding Jamie-Lynn were a little off. But I got so excited when I saw Britney step off the plane, y'all!

Jamie Lynn is actually scheduled for a C-Section for tomorrow, according to the Enquirer, though some reports are saying she'll be induced tomorrow. Can't be both, obviously. I guess we'll see.

Casey and Jamie-Lynn were fighting over the name of the baby at last report. I wonder if they settled on Cailynn or Cassie. We have a commentator here at Famecrawler named Cassie -- I'm dying to know what long-time reader Cassie thinks of Jamie-Lynn possibly naming her baby with that name.

Stay tuned...we'll bring you updated information as we get it!

Why is Britney CRYING though?