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Madonna's Insane Airport Security Fashion Choices

Karl Erikson — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:38:00 GMT

Um, I don't really want to make fun of anyone, especially Madonna. Oh, wait. Yes I do.

Would you LOOK at this outfit she's wearing in the security check-in line at the Berlin airport? WTF?

Clearly this is a woman who is not used to lowering herself by flying commercial. God forbid she should actually, oh I don't know, get DRESSED.

I swear I want to be a gajillionnaire so I can leave the house in whatever the hell I want and not give a shit.

I give up. Every joke on this photo is far too easy. Give me something I can work with.

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Madonna With Pink Hair? YES!

Karl Erikson — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:02:00 GMT

You're going to think I'm making this up, but I swear it's the truth. Madonna has PINK HAIR.

See for yourself. Even with CGI you couldn't make this stuff up. Classic.

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Karl Erikson — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Madonna's Sticky and Sweet concert tour is officially underway. Yep, she's 50 and she can still work it like a virgin. OK, would you believe material girl?

Being on a major world tour is a lot of work, and a lot of time away from home, so Lourdes is often with her on the road. I wonder what it's like to have Madonna for a mom? I mean, do you freak out every time she sneezes, just like the rest of the world does? Do you still roll your eyes at her and pretend she's not cool, just like the rest of the world does? Is Lola texting her friends with "OMG. U wld not blv teh crap shez wearing 2da"? Hey, you don't wonder about this stuff? I do.

For Lourdes, being around musical gods is no biggie. In fact, she was around for the second date on her mom's European tour recently when Elton John and Bono were watching the show. I know! I was surprised to hear that, too. What happened to the bitchslapping session between Madonna and Elton John when he accused her of lip-syncing a few years back?You can't depend on blood feuds lasting long enough these days, I swear.

Madonna is definitely Mommy, though. Backstage at her shows, there's a kids' playroom right next to her dressing room. As for her little pre-show rituals, Madonna likes to get a massage and facial before she hits hair and makeup. Then she likes to do some exercise and get centered with her eery third Kaballah eye, located oddly enough just below her left nipple. She calls it Madge.

OK, I may have made that last bit up.

About the exercise.

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Tiger Woods is Super Too

Whit Honea — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:54:00 GMT

The Super Bowl wasn't the only big sporting event yesterday. Tiger Woods did what he do over in Dubai.

Tiger "fired a seven-under 65 on Sunday to win the European Tour's Dubai Desert Classic for the second time in three years, posting six birdies on the back nine to overcome a four-stroke deficit."

If you don't follow golf that means that he's good.

Photo: Gabby Babble