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Eva Longoria Wants To Be Pregnant SO BAD: Part Deux

Karen — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:04:00 GMT

I've kind of had it with the media always speculating that Eva Longoria is pregnant. Oh wait, that's us. Well whatever. Then she and Tony Parker both deny it in the media a week apart. Lather, rinse, repeat. Bleh.

Today in People, Eva is going on and on about how much she wants to have kids. "I can't wait!" Longoria Parker, 33, told People Monday after a press conference announcing the 2008 Alma Awards.

Really Eva? Because maybe you could stop talking about it and git 'er done!

Jessica Alba Gets Congratulations From Costars Timberlake, Myers

Karen — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:37:00 GMT

The arrival of Jessica Alba's baby has The Love Guru costars Justin Timberlake and Mike Myers shouting out to the young actress.

"Congratulations Jessica!" said Timberlake at a movie press day in L.A.. "She seems very patient, and I would assume that's what it takes to be a good mother, a good parent for that matter."

"Honor Marie – that's a cool name," Timberlake says. "I'm happy for them. It's beautiful."

The Love Guru costar Romany Malco says, "I would see her as being the type of mom who's hip, hot, and at the same time very stern."

"She'll be a great mother," adds Myers. "She's smart, she's talented and she's one of the most down-to-earth people I've ever worked with."

You know, the celebrity gossip columns all say she's such a bitch, but I think it's her intolerance for the paps. I'm pretty sure if I was famous, I'd get impatient with them too. Sure, she could use a dose of grace in front of those cameras at times, but on the other hand - they are ALWAYS around. That would annoy anyone. Well, except Eva Longoria.

Victoria Beckham Makes Eva Longoria Look Pregnant

Karen — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:32:00 GMT

Even at a size negative 56, Eva Longoria standing next to Victoria Beckham looked preggo even without Posh's help. Posh insisted though and gave Longoria a hand with it.

"Victoria gave me a couple of pairs (of tights?) and I love them. They were so tight, my gut was hanging over the top before dinner. Then, we came out of the restaurant and I was totally bloated. And now, apparently I have a baby bump!"

Yeah it had nothing to do with the way you were hanging on to VB's kid, Eva.

It's pretty easy for anyone to look pregnant next to Victoria Beckham. Even teeny tiny Eva.

Tony Parker: Eva Longoria Is Not Pregnant...Yet!!!

Karen — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:05:00 GMT

Well we already know they are working on it. Tony insists they are not yet with child.

"Not for the moment. Eva and I talk about it but with our careers it isn't the right moment," he says.

"Right now, we're enjoying the young married life. Because of the writers' strike, Eva has spent a lot of the last three months with me in San Antonio. When she's working, we see each other less."

Seriously guys. Every little detail? Not necessary.

Eva Longoria And Tony Parker Are Having Sex

HerBadMother — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:25:00 GMT

Eva and Tony would like you to know that they are having regular carnal knowledge of each other. Because, you know, making babies is hard work and you gotta practice, practice, practice to get your moves down.

Says Eva about getting pregnant, "We've got big families. I can't wait and we're practicing a lot."

BUT! "I'm not pregnant. If I was I would singing it from the rooftops."

Oh, Eva. You do know that the condoms stop the sperm, right? Maybe you need some more training.

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Eva Longoria: Fat Or Pregnant?

HerBadMother — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:32:00 GMT

You know, it's really just so sweet that celebrities keep issuing denials about pregnancy rumors. Like they really, really think that we listen, and believe them! When really, we just see the word PREGNANCY and get all tittery and write posts entitled IS SO-AND-SO PREGNANT? Which is exactly what happened when I saw a headline stating that Eva Longoria (Mrs. Tony Parker) is denying pregnancy rumors: I just thought, ooooh, is she really pregnant?

I mean, come on. The woman has been photographed at premieres wearing loose-fitting dresses and wrapped in a pink baby blanket. If that's not subliminal admission of pregnancy, I don't know what is. So even though she says, oh, I was just cold ("I was freezing, so I had to run down to the gift shop, and they didn't have any wraps. I grabbed this and was like, 'It's so soft, but why is it so small?!' And they said, 'It's for a baby.'" Um, DURR) and - regarding the baby bump - oh, I'm just fat (Um, HA), I choose, at this moment, to not buy her denials.

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He Points, He Shoots, He Scores: Tony Parker Cheated on Eva Longoria With Alexandra Paressant

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:04:00 GMT

With rumors of a pregnancy still surrounding her, Eva Longoria is dealing with some less happy news: That husband Tony Parker cheated on her in September, just two months after their lavish Parisian wedding. French model Alexandra Paressant told X17online that she was a guest at the Longoria-Parker nuptials and that shortly thereafter began secretly seeing the NBA player.

Paressant claims that she visited Parker as recently as October 29 in San Antonia and that he previously told her he didn't want to have children with Longoria. She went on to say that one of the reasons for their affair was Longoria's lack of sexual adventure. "She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like [a] certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne."

Longoria's rep declined to comment. Don't we wish Paressant had done the same.

Happy Birthday Teri Hatcher!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Happy Belated Birthday Teri Hatcher, who turned 43, on Saturday December 8.

Hatcher put her legal woes aside and spent the day with her 10 year old daughter, Emerson Rose. Who, by the way, is cute as a button (must look like her dad...Oh that was bitchy wasn't it?) and I love her name, very pretty!

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Is Eva Longoria Desperate AND Pregnant?

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 21:35:00 GMT

The upside of being a size-0 celebrity: Being able to shop in the little boy's department of Macy's. The downside: Having more than a celery stick for lunch will result in a barely-there belly-bulge that will have everyone thinking you're pregnant.

The latest subject of the "Is She Knocked Up" debate is Eva Longoria. The Desperate Housewives actress was spotted out shopping the other day, relaxed her ab muscles for a second and voila - a pregnancy rumor is born! Better lay off the celery, Eva.

[photo: Hollywoodmagazine.com]