FameCrawler : exploitation

Octo-Mom Rips On Kate's "Boxy" Bikini Body

Josh loposer — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:32:00 GMT

The world's most ridiculous celebrity catfight just got turned up a notch. After criticizing Kate Gosselin's "desperate" attempts to exploit her celebrity status, now Nadya's slamming Kate's bikini bod and ripping up her picture in disgust.

Maybe it's pure jealousy that is fueling the Octo-Mom's hatred of all things Kate Gosselin these days ... but she seems to be holding nothing back. In a hilariously hypocritical video interview with Radar, Nadya went off on how unimpressed Kate looked in her recent bikini pics.

According to Nadya, Gosselin is a "cheater" for getting a tummy tuck in order to get back to her pre-baby figure -- because according to Nadya, she's never had any cosmetic surgery (especially not creepy lip implants to look like Angelina Jolie, wink wink). Says Octo-Mom:

"I look like this [indicating a picture of Kate on the beach]. I have a better shape though. I'm sorry, no offense to her but ... I think women should have more smaller waists."

According to Nadya, she's called the "rubberband" by friends because she naturally snaps back into shap after childbirth. As she talks about her dress size, a few of her 14 kids run around unsupervised in the back yard, whacking at things with a bat. Comedy gold.

Nadya also complained that the pictures look "staged," and that Kate wore the bikini strickly for the purpose of getting in the tabloids: "It's just my opinion, but I think some people are very desperate for attention."

I don't know why Octo-Mom feels so critical towards Kate, and I don't care. What I'm really blown away by is how Radar got street-rat-crazy Octo-Mom to start trash-talking Kate Gosselin on camera. That is brilliant.

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Which Celebrity Mom Is Dishing On Her Sex Life?

HerBadMother — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:24:00 GMT

Let's see: she says that the primary thing that her exes (and ex-bedmates) have in common is that they're all "bad boys." Oh, and, also, they all "have dark hair and are passionate in bed."

According to Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen, John Stamos and Richie Sambora were all good in bed. Shame about John Stamos, though: "(he) didn't want to be with a woman who had children so that's like out the door," Denise says during her reality show (not yet aired). "We had a good time though!"

Richards' reality show debuts on E! on Memorial Day and will feature her daughters – Sam, 3, and Lola, 2 – from her marriage to Sheen. She insisted recently, though, that putting her kids in front of the camera isn't exploitation. I suppose, too, that naming your exes and describing their talents in bed isn't exploiting your sexual history, either. You go Denise!

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Denise Richards is Tugging at My Heartstrings

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 12 May 2008 22:35:00 GMT

Poor Denise Richards. What with the husband stealing and the sperm hoarding, she's got a lot on her, uh, hands. Now it seems even her efforts to exploit her children are weighing heavy on her. Damn you world!

Richards whines that she's in a 'no-win' situation with her upcoming reality show Denise Richards: It's Complicated. "If I have my kids on my show, I'm exploiting them," the actress says in an interview with Redbook. "If I don't, people will think I'm not a hands on mom – That's why it's very important to me that the girls are part of it."

Somebody stop the madness! What kind of society do we live in that makes it difficult for a self-absorbed, batshit crazy actress to make a few hundred-thousand-dollars off the backs of her children? Hang in there Denise - I'm confident it'll get easier and easier to sell out your children for a few Prada handbags and a nice chunk of real estate in Montecito.

Larry Birkhead is a Total Knob

Karen — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:04:00 GMT

This story made me howl with laughter. 20/20 put together the Top 10 Most Fascinating People List for a show, hosted by Barbara Walters. Larry Birkhead was contacted to be one of those people, but the show didn't use him. I've said it once and I'll say it again, Larry Birkhead is a total knob.

These things happen of course, but Larry is delusional about the whole situation.

"I was told well in advance after I had been selected for Barbara's show that I wasn't going to be on that particular show, but that Barbara wanted to instead interview me for '20/20' [in order to] feature my story at great length," he told me.

"It was said that '20/20' could dedicate a longer amount of time to my story, and that show would take longer than the time set aside for each nominee featured in the 'Top 10' show."

Birkhead denies tipping off the paparazzi to follow him last week so they could get "fresh pictures" of him for the show:

"Photographers follow me daily, so unfortunately there is no need to inform anyone of where I go and what I do," he says.

The final cut turned out to be David and Victoria Beckham, Justin Timberlake, Katherine Heigl, Jennifer Hudson, Bill Clinton, MySpace moguls Tom Anderson and Chris DeWolfe, Don Imus, Hugo Chavez, and "Harry Potter" author J.K. Rowling topped the list at #1.

Sorry Birkhead, being a professional ~~daddy~~ exploitation device doesn't make you fascinating, it makes you a trainwreck. Get a real job!

Larry Birkhead Needs Balls

Karen — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:02:00 GMT

I know I'm hard on Larry Birkhead. Any parent who decides a reality show with his baby daughter is a good idea after a long, public, high profile court battle is a good idea, is well, a total knob.

The Knob was out Christmas shopping for his ~~little cash cow~~ daughter Dannilynn and it looks as though he was having some trouble with his balls.

Too bad the kind of balls he needs aren't sold at Toys 'R' Us. You know, the kind that will encourage him to get a real job to support his daughter without having to exploit her?

Anna Nicole Smith: And The White Trash Keeps On Flowing

Karen — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 18:06:00 GMT

It's no secret this woman got around. One more boy has come out of the woodwork to stake his claim on Anna Nicole's inheritance. This time it's one very bizarre Mark Hatten. Now Mark isn't exactly a good boy and is currently serving a 6 year prison sentence for threatening Anna Nicole with a knife and assaulting one of her neighbours.

Further to his claims on Anna Nicole's fortune, his website (Google it, I'm not linking this freak) says he is writing a memoir titled, "Hollywood Bad Boy: Sex, Drugs, and Anna Nicole."

Hatten's website also says "Soul restoration is my full-time occupation in life"

Good start, Mark. Cleanse your soul by going after the money of a dead woman who you threatened when she was alive.

"Anna Nicole is the sweetest woman I've ever known...she is my soul mate, and the heart of my dreams." He writes songs about her, which include lyrics like:

Just worken' for a Live'n,

@ Jims crispy Fried Chicken,

at night she'd go out Stripp'n,

tew make the family dough...

These and more lyrics are surrounded by hearts, flowery writing and XOXOXOXOXO's.

I think I need to go cleanse MY soul after reading that. Oy.