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Britney Spears' Facebook Page: Poke Her Already

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:05:00 GMT

Who knew Britney Spears had a Facebook page? Well, apparently she does, but she isn't the one actually updating her profile daily and returning those pokes (shocking, I know.) Now it looks like Spears is looking to take her cyber socializing to a whole new level - techcrunch is reporting that the singer's online manager posted a job listing for “Britney Spears 2.0 Media Manager” on a Harvard-only private job board.

A few of the job requirements listed: “you are addicted to social networks such as MySpace and Facebook...You are a popular culture addict and passionate about the intersection of Silicon Valley and Hollywood.”

I have to admit I could use an Ivy League grad to help me out with my Facebook page. What IS a 'Lil' Green Patch' anyways? And are 'Sacred Circles' really sacred? And what happens with all those un-returned pokes?

But my advice to Britney would be to turn her Facebook page over to sons Jayden and Sean. Everyone knows the kids are the only ones who know what's happening online these days.

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Britney Spears' Va-Jay-Jay Hacked

HerBadMother — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 00:04:00 GMT

Yeah, you read that right. Britney's nether regions got hacked, right into Facebook.

Somebody - somebody with waaaaay too much time on their hands - managed to hack into Britney's Facebook account - the real one - and post an update about her vagina. Specifically:

Hi Yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about four feet wide with razor sharp teeth.

(Britney has vagina dentata? COOL.)

Which, you know, is kind of funny and all - if you've never given birth, that is, in which case you were, for a moment, kind of horrified at the possibly that maybe, just maybe - apart from that four feet part (but four inches? MAYBE), and apart from the teeth, unless you take 'teeth' as a bad euphemism for 4th degree tear stitches - that it was true.

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Guess What Sunday Rose Is Getting For Christmas?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:08:00 GMT

Sunday Rose, the 5-month-old daughter of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, will celebrate her first Christmas this year. What do you suppose her parents are getting her?

At the London premiere of her latest film, Australia, Kidman tells PEOPLE:

"Just a lot of hugs and kisses and Christmas carols." But she did buy Sunday Rose at least one gift - a turtle puppet.

Nicole adds, "She loves puppets!"

What will you (or did you) buy your baby for their first Christmas?

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:05:00 GMT

I'm fairly certain Nicole Kidman can afford a baby car seat for her daughter Sunday Rose. Sure, Nic only gets about $10 million a film now, but that's got to be enough dough to swing a seat for her baby. Remember when Britney drove down the freeway with little Sean P. on her lap? Well, Nicole might not be whipping down the freeway but she's in a vehicle with her daughter on her lap. That's a big NO-NO.

That is one of my biggest pet peeves - when parents don't properly secure their children, particularly infants, while riding in a motorized vehicle. I don't get why a parent would decide not to? In a rush? Not going far? Not going fast? Doesn't matter - buckle your baby. As a general rule, babies are to be in a rear-facing car seat until they're one year or reach 20 lbs. Last time I checked Sunday Rose hadn't even reached 5-months-old.

Seriously, I thought Nicole would be smarter than that!

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Karl Erikson — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:08:00 GMT

They say every baby is a miracle and, with the case of Nicole Kidman's Sunday Rose, it's more true than ever. Nicole, 41, talked about her ectopic pregnancy and miscarriage on "The View" Friday, and revealed her odds for having a biological child were slim to none.

"I was told I had a 2% chance of getting pregnant," Nicole said. "So I say she's a 2% baby." Nicole is a mom to Isabella Jane, 16, and Connor Antony, 13, but when she talked about Sunday she teared up a bit. "Something happened to me when I birthed that baby, that's changed me," she says. "I had Bella and Connor when I was 25, and I think at 41 something happened."

She even puts her hand on Sunday's back at night to make sure she's breathing. "I'm kind of very, very raw and open...I'm fearful and all those things. I wake up going... is she okay?"

This is Sunday's first Christmas, and Nicole and husband Keith Urban have already started decorating the house. "Keith drove up the driveway the other day and burst out laughing, he said it looks just like Disney Land," she says. "But I just wanted it...little baby loves lights."

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Photos: Look At Sunday Rose!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Nicole Kidman and husband Keith Urban, along with their 5-month-old daughter, Sunday Rose, took in the sights in Paris on Tuesday. The family visited the Picasso exhibit at the Galeries Nationales du Gand Palais. Sunday is getting so big and she'll celebrate her first Christmas, which is always exciting for parents!

Enjoy more pics after the jump!

Nicole has been busy promoting her latest flick, Australia, that hasn't had the best reviews thus far. Maybe there was too much hype before the movie came out?

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:06:00 GMT

Celebrities are sometimes, either loved or hated - and while it's certainly a person's right to like or dislike a particular celebrity, is it really necessary to create a specific group to post about your hatred? And what's worse - picking on the children of the celebrity. That's just not cool!

There's apparently anti-Kidman campaigns and groups on Facebook where people can discuss their dislike of the actress, who, I'm sure, they've never met. Sure, there are celebrities that I don't particularly like, but am I going to create a group to bash them? No, I've got better things to do - like take a nap.

There are groups titled "Am I Taking Crazy Pills or is Nicole Kidman the Worst Actress in the World?" "Nicole Kidman is Satan," and "I Hate Nicole Kidman."

One person wrote, "She is manipulative, calculating and two faced!" Another blogger wrote, "she has the emotional scope of a spoon and she's ugly."

She's also being trashed for her latest role in Australia. Others have called her "ice queen," and said her crappy acting was because of her "baby brain." Listen, having kids does suck some of your brain power out - I have four, so I should know, but that doesn't mean you become an idiot! Sure, I've run the washer without putting the laundry in it, but hey, it only happened three times. But I digress....

Some bloggers also put up a photo of Nicole, digitally enhanced to make her look 100 years old and some have even attacked her baby, Sunday Rose. Now that's low. Celebrities are fair game - personally, I'd never create a hate group, but hey, if that's your thing, whatever. But to pick on a child(ren), seriously, get a life.

Nicole Kidman isn't my favorite actress by any means but she seems like a nice woman, a loving wife and a wonderful mom.

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TotSpot Launch Party: Tori Spelling

Whit Honea — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:34:00 GMT

Tori Spelling, her husband Dean and their son Liam (left), joined hosts Joely Fisher and Jenny McCarthy for the TotSpot Launch Party Sunday afternoon at the Treehouse Social Club in West Hollywood.

Totspot is the world's first social networking site for babies, toddlers and kids- with a parent's permission, of course.

From the press release: "“We created TotSpot.com to give parents an easy way to share their children’s photos and special milestones with loved ones beyond email and personal blogs,“ said TotSpot co-founder Michael Broukhim. “A private online scrapbook, TotSpot profiles contain photos, videos, milestones, favorites, and growth charts that can only be seen by invited family and friends,” continued Broukhim."

The event was sponsored by Little Tikes and Generation Rescue.

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TotSpot Launch Party: Joely Fisher

Whit Honea — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:28:00 GMT

Joely Fisher co-hosted (with Jenny McCarthy) the TotSpot Launch Party Sunday at the Treehouse Social Club in West Hollywood.

Joely and her daughter (and pretty much everyone in the room) looked to have a blast with the TotSpot site and the Little Tikes toys.

Totspot is the world's first social networking site for babies, toddlers and kids- with a parent's permission, of course. They say it's like Facebook for babies.

Wait, what does that make the real Facebook (don't super poke me)

According to the press release, "“We created TotSpot.com to give parents an easy way to share their children’s photos and special milestones with loved ones beyond email and personal blogs,“ said TotSpot co-founder Michael Broukhim. “A private online scrapbook, TotSpot profiles contain photos, videos, milestones, favorites, and growth charts that can only be seen by invited family and friends,” continued Broukhim."

The event was sponsored by Little Tikes and Generation Rescue.

Photos: Polk Imaging

Biggest Loser's Kai Hibbard Welcomes Son

Karl Erikson — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 19:48:00 GMT

Congratulations to Kai Hibbard Zwiestra and her husband Jake. They had their first child, Jacob Lawrence, a week ago Saturday. Kai, Biggest Loser season 3 contestant, has already posted pictures of Jacob on her Myspace page. Ugh, more Myspace. Can't these people at least evolve to Facebook?

Kai announced her pregnancy back in April and showed the world an ultrasound pic. She's looking great, don't you think? Another person transformed by The Biggest Loser.

Look at little Jacob in his Halloween outfit! I was going to go as a cow, too, but opted to go instead as a milking machine.

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Paris Hilton Making Babies

Sassy Smith — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:07:00 GMT

Paris Hilton is a busy (?) socialite and business (?) woman but she wants to put that on hold soon and make babies. Oh yes, Paris wants to have kids and wants lots of them!

Hilton, ever the jet-setter, has been dating Good Charlotte rocker, Benji Madden, for over 6 months and she wants to settle down and start a family.

At a recent party to celebrate her sister Nicky's birthday, Paris talked of having kids. She tells PEOPLE: "I definitely want three or four [children]."

Although she's not talking of a certain time frame, she says it's got to be "soon."

She adds, "Maybe a year or two."

I can't even begin to imagine Paris as a mother. But stranger things have happened.

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Sarah Palin's Got A Facebook Page; I'm Holding Out For The Mommy-Blog

HerBadMother — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:14:00 GMT

I have just two questions about Sarah Palin's Facebook profile (pictured after the jump): does she have the Scrabblicious app, and how often does she get poked?

Note that she's member of Mothers Against Daughters' Diaphragms (MADD), MILFs For Jesus, and Shootin' Stuff In The Face For Fun Enthusiasts.

Think she'd befriend me?

Paris Hilton Pregnancy News (Nobody Cares Yawn)

Sassy Smith — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 15:09:00 GMT

Paris Hilton hasn't been in the news much - she's not gone to jail or been seen drunk lately (I'm not sure what else she does?), plus, we're busy talking about other possible baby bumps and Britney Spears. However, Paris wants us to know something....

There were some rumors way back when (we may have *cough* reported a few ourselves) that Hilton was pregnant (she was seen wearing a hideous dress that certainly made her look preggo and other 'maternity' style tops), however, she wants to set the record straight. Try to act interested, k, thanks.

Paris is denying the pregnancy rumors - and she and boyfriend, Good Charlotte rocker, Benji Madden are not even trying. She had said (allegedly) that she wanted to be pregnant and have her kid by 2009 and since we're fast approaching that mark, it was assumed that perhaps she was with child.

But good news (for the world), Paris is putting off motherhood for now, at least. Hilton says, "I would love to one day, but for right now it wouldn't be right to have a kid because I don't have the time.

"You know right now I'm just focusing on my business. My schedule is so crazy, I am going to London next month for a couple of weeks to do my BFF ~~that nobody wants to be~~ show in London, so I have a lot of work cut out for me." Oh I believe she's got her work cut out for her in hopes of finding someone, anyone, who wants to be her BFF.

So, for now, we can all breath a sigh of relief - Paris will not be reproducing any time soon! Whew!

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Karen — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:35:00 GMT

Paris Hilton is claiming that Benji Madden is responsible for her growing up.

"I just feel like a grown-up now. I think my whole life I was kind of living as a teenager and not really taking responsibility.

"We're so in love and so happy right now and it's only been six months. I finally have a nice guy."

Marriage and kids could be in the cards for the young couple, especially since the birth of Madden's niece, Winter Harlow.

"We just saw her like a week ago. She had her six-month birthday. I can't believe it.

"She's getting so big and is so cute. She's laughing now and trying to call which is so sweet. I love babies!"

Paris Hilton's New Accessory - Her Baby

Sassy Smith — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:32:00 GMT

Paris Hilton - If you're a rich socialite who has everything - fancy clothes, diamonds and jewels, big houses - what more could you want? If you're in the media glare with your partying ways and your antics, but after awhile the paparazzi stops following you around because, quite frankly, you're boring, how do you get yourself back into the spotlight? Well, gosh darn it, you HAVE A BABY!

Rumors are flying that Paris is a) either pregnant now or b) trying to get pregnant, because she's apparently stopped drinking. And according to a 'source,' she's envious of the attention that her bff Nicole Richie gets because she had a baby.

"She's jealous of all the attention [best friend] Nicole Richie has been getting and knows she's fallen off in the tabs lately. A baby would put her back in the news."

Now that is a wonderful reason to have a child - to help you get back in the limelight. Totally sounds like Paris.

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Paris Gave Up Booze - Because She's Pregnant!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:10:00 GMT

Paris Hilton is most certainly known for her partying ways - and I'm quite certain the partying involves a wee bit of drinking for the famous socialite. However, of late, according to a 'source,' Paris hasn't been boozing it up. And the only conclusion we can come to, is that the celebu-blonde is pregnant! Those damn rumors just won't go away....

The insider, who is a regular and "close up observer" said, “She’s not drinking. It’s the first time I’ve never seen her do that.”

I can only think of one reason that Paris would stop drinking - and that's because she's with child. I mean she would give up the booze for her baby right? Of course. She's not a selfish person.

Maybe those "bump" photos were the real deal after all. Better hurry up and marry her Benji - make an honest woman outta her!

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ZOMG! Don't Do It Britney! Noooo!!!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:07:00 GMT

Britney Spears, I'm begging you, DON'T DO IT! You're getting your life back on track, getting more visitation with your sons, your career is jump-starting, you could be working with Madonna again - things are going well and if you do this, it will be a disaster! We should all be skeered....

...Paris Hilton wants to team up with Britney and Lindsay Lohan for a new reality show! ZOMG! Hilton wants a show that would focus on their lives in the spotlight - oh yes, because they all need more focus on their lives in the spotlight. Wouldn't a TV show about their lives in the spotlight put them in the spotlight even more? Just what Britney - or the other two need. Although Paris is an attention 'ho.

Hilton wants to produce it as well, because we all know how talented she is. Reportedly Paris was "inspired" by the success of Denise Richards reality program Denise Richards: It's Complicated and also by Living Lohan, of which are produced by Ryan Seacrest.

Okay, I honestly don't see anything or anyone inspiring Paris Hilton - well maybe a sparkly handbag or a pair of size 11 high heels.

Isn't Paris busy anyway? She wants a baby (help us!) by 2009, so if those pregnancy rumors aren't true, then she'd better get busy.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.

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Karen — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:31:00 GMT

While working closely with Benji Madden on music, Paris Hilton has also been filming her new series: "Paris Hilton: My New BFF."

The Good Charlotte rocker has been working on the theme song for the show with Hilton, as well as dating her exclusively. The pair have been rumored to be planning beyond her show as well: "Benji and I have been working hard on it. He's helping me write the lyrics for the song and then I'll sing it, too."

And Hilton reveals plans for a follow-up to her 2006 debut album Paris.

She adds, "I'll have another album come out, for sure. I just don't know when yet. I only have the summer off, then I'll be taping another season of BFF. But an album is something I'll do."

The question is, who the heck is Paris' "new BFF?"

Oh IT COULD BE YOU! (Aren't you excited? Nicole is. At last she's rid of the celebutwit. No double wedding, YAY!)

Hilton will be choosing from entrants from all over the U.S. a la Tila Tequila. You can vote for your favorites at http://parisbff.com/

Just what the world needs: another stupid reality show. Thank God I live in Canada. I'm safe here.

Paris Denies Rumors (Again)

Karen — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:30:00 GMT

Paris wrote a blog on her MySpace (Isn't MySpace phased out for Facebook now?) denying rumors regarding her recent hissy fit in a pet store:

"I read [that I was] walking by some puppies for sale, and demanding that I be given a Yorkie puppy to be an accessory for a photo shoot," she wrote on her MySpace celebrity blog. (According to the press reports, a Melrose Avenue pet store refused to let her have the animal – making Hilton go "ballistic.")

"I wasn't looking for a new pet. I wasn't even at a photo shoot that day," Hilton insists. "Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly. I treat them as if they were my children."

Hilton's new reality show includes scenes of a pet adoption shelter, she says, "to spread the word about how these animals need loving owners."

"It is sad that someone felt the need to invent a story about me throwing a fit for a dog that would 'go with my outfit,' " says Hilton. "These stories have gotten out of control."

You know what else is out of control Paris? YOUR LIES.

Please please please, don't have babies. Kthxbai.

Pregnancy Can't Be Good For Paris Hilton, She Can't Even Care For Puppies!

Karen — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:34:00 GMT

The New York Times has said before that Paris Hilton is abusive and neglectful of the puppies she already has, and even blind items point directly at her when they mention that she leaves dogs in closets and travels, leaving the housekeepers to find and clean up the mess (whether the dogs make it out alive or not, it's got to be messy).

Page Six recently reported she was at it again, but someone had the balls to say no to her:

The Puppy Store on Melrose Avenue in LA deserves an ASPCA award. Over the weekend, spies said, Paris Hilton was on her way to a photo shoot and "wanted a puppy in the picture with her so it would look cuter." Hilton waltzed in and tried to buy a Yorkie but was rebuffed by an employee who said it was clearly "an impulse buy." Hilton, who has a menagerie of neglected animals, went "ballistic," we're told. "She started screaming, 'I love my puppies! I want my baby!'"

Thank God. Next she'll want a talking squirrel and fall into a hole at Willy Wonka's factory.

Oh how I feel for any future (human) babies that get her for a mother, and I sure hope no one ever sells her another dog.

RUN BENJI RUN!

Those Pesky (And Scary) Paris Hilton Pregnancy Rumors

Sassy Smith — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 16:41:00 GMT

The internets are all a buzz (or maybe it's just the voices in my head), wondering if Paris Hilton is actually pregnant - as in, with child, as in, going to have a baby. After this, and this, and this, I thought for sure she was preggo. However, there's another theory - it's true she's been looking a bit heavier, especially in the belly area, which could be a baby bump but it could also be just plain ol' fat. Apparently Paris smokes pot (allegedly...shocking!) and some folks (so I've heard) get the "munchies" after smoking a joint.

Video after the jump (not for kids please!)

According to the National Enquirer:

Paris [Hilton] became concerned recently because her clothes have been growing tight and she knew she was gaining weight. But it didn’t take her long to figure out why - Paris smokes a lot of dope and gets the munchies!

So now she’s decided to throw away the pipe to avoid the munchies and get back to her ideal weight, The Enquirer has learned exclusively.

“Paris gets stoned all the time!” said the source. “She will go to the bathroom to smoke at different Hollywood clubs, or sometimes she’ll just light up in the VIP area…

Paris showed up at a small house party once complaining that she ate a huge bag of chips before the party because she was stoned.”

And a Hollywood source told The Enquirer that when Paris couldn’t get into certain dresses she loved recently, she decided to give up smoking dope.

“That was it for Paris,” said the source. “She said the munchies were making her eat too much and she couldn’t believe how much weight she had gained.”

Hmm. I think I'm going to have to stick to the pregnancy rumor. I mean Paris told Larry King that she's NEVER done drugs, so it's not possible that she's gained weight due to "eating munchies after smoking pot." Not buyin' it.

Here's an old video of Paris ~~totally smoking dope~~ not doing drugs (totally NOT for kids). Hilton is sooo ready to become a mom.

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:37:00 GMT

Paris Hilton seems to be in the news lately, which I'm sure she's loving! There's lots of talk about pending marriage to Benji Madden, being denied from buying a puppy (we all know how she treats puppies), the fact (okay fine, rumor!) that she's pregnant - but you can't hide that bulge Paris, and now those pesky "twin" rumors are making the rounds again....

"Twin" wedding rumors that is! Reportedly Paris and Benji and BFF Nicole Richie and her baby daddy, Joel (in case you've been under a rock, Benji and Joel are twins in the band Good Charlotte) were set to walk down the isle in a double wedding - sort of like a double date except with white (off white) dresses and veils.

Paris says about the gossip, to E!'s Ryan Seacrest, "I've been hearing that rumor. But no, I think we both would want to have separate weddings." Of course, because Lord knows Paris wouldn't want anyone stealing her thunder!

No wedding, but she does say it's fun dating the twin of her best friend's boyfriend's brother, "It is weird... we're dating twins but it's pretty perfect. We are all going on tour this summer, so I'm really excited about that."

As for motherhood, it's going to happen at some point (help us!), "Harlow [Nicole & Joel's baby] has really just changed her life. She is the most beautiful baby and I love kids, so I can't wait to have one one day."

Right, and 2009 is just around the corner - better get busy Paris!

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Sassy Smith — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Most women have some sort of food craving when they're pregnant. It could be the old standard of icecream and pickles or maybe, it's a certain brand of potato chips. It could be a particular flavor of soda, maybe it's candy, maybe they love eating dry toast - so many combinations of foods and each mom-to-be has their own little quirk. Paris Hilton is no different - yes I'm basing this on the fact (okay maybe rumor) that she is pregnant. I mean the pictures from last week almost confirm it. Sure she was seen drinking pink champagne but so? Pregnancy for some Hollywood "starlets" doesn't mean you give up your booze. So what's Paris got a hankerin' for?

Photo after the jump!

Paris is in the mood for Cap'n Crunch! Yum! And seriously, look at the way she's holding the box - she's totally hiding her 'baby bump.' Sure it seems like I jump to a lot of conclusions, but you just wait and see. She wants to be a mom in 2009, and that would mean she should really get started soon - as in she's already pregnant. Perhaps I should wait for her to actually announce it but I like to jump the gun. That's just me.

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Sassy Smith — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:09:00 GMT

Have you ever awoke from a nightmare and were so relieved that it was just a bad dream? This is kind of one of those situations where you really, really wish it wasn't true, but it could be, and that's scary. So what's the scoop on Paris Hilton - too much vodka, fug dress or pregnant?

More pics after the jump!

She sort of looks like a wax figure. I'm ~~secretly praying~~ guessing she's not pregant. Whew. Plus, she said wants to have a baby in 2009, and we're only part way through 2008.

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 21 May 2008 16:37:00 GMT

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are rumored to be engaged. We all know what comes after engagement - marriage - then comes Paris pushing a baby carriage. Mark your calendars - the busy socialite is set to become a mother!

Paris insists she's not pregnant yet, but she's got a timetable. She plans to be pregnant by 2009. She told Britain's Heat mag: "I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I'm so busy, but next year." ~~Probably wants to clear up any left over std residue~~. Did I write that out loud?

Yes, Paris is busy people, she's busy. I suppose she's got table tops to dance on yet, and many more bars to skank up and dogs to ~~kill~~ look after.

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