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What Celebrity Kid Digs the Faux Fur?

Whit Honea — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:28:00 GMT

Do you want the look, feel and price of fur for your child but not the buckets of red paint that concerned citizens like to hurt at it? Then look no further than Droolicious. They'll show you how the stars rock it.

DJ AM- Calls Mom, Nicole Richie Reacts To Plane Crash

trix — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 21:15:00 GMT

DJ AM (Adam Goldstein) was in a fatal plane crash last night and "was completely terrified and traumatized" from the experience. The medical staff said that he was lucky to be alive.

He was able to call his mom from the ambulance and tell her what happened. Oh my god, could you imagine getting that phone call, how terrifying.

"DJ AM suffered severe burns to his face. He is currently in a doctor-induced coma so he can "undergo skin grafts in an attempt to repair some of the extensive burn damage."

DJ AM's former fiancee, "Nicole Richie, 'is in shock, she wishes only the best for Adam and hopes he recovers from this, she's horribly upset about the people who died.'"

Joel Madden, Nicole's current partner and father of Harlow, is friends with Travis Barker, who was injured in the plane crash as well, feels terrible and hopes they recover.

Video News Report Here

Travis Barker and DJ AM's Plane Crash Explained?

Travis Barker and DJ AM in Critical Condition

Travis Barker's Ex Shanna Moakler Rushes To His Side

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Updated: Travis Barker and DJ AM in Plane Crash

Whit Honea — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 18:11:00 GMT

Travis Barker and DJ AM were the only two survivors from a plane crash in Columbia, South Carolina. They are in critical condition.

Barker and Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein were leaving Columbia after playing a large outdoor concert Saturday night. According to CNN, "the Learjet 60 crashed on takeoff at the Columbia Metropolitan Airport at 11:53 p.m." It was headed to Van Nuys, California.

From CNN:

"They overran the end of runway 11. They impacted the antenna array and a number of lights at the end of the runway. They went through the perimeter fence and across the roadway here," said NTSB spokeswoman Debbie Hersman, briefing reporters on Saturday. "There was a significant post-crash fire."

William Owens told WIS-TV he was driving down Highway 302 when he said he saw a fireball go across the road.

"I didn't know what I had seen -- it was maybe 800 feet in front of me, but as I approached it closer though, I made out a fire. By then I was able to see the tail of the jet and I recognized it as a jet," Owens said.

Owens told the station he tried to get to the wreckage.

"It's in flames and the fuel is running across the road and I had to cross the fuel to get to the two guys that seemed to have been dumped on the highway," Owens said.

Owens told WIS-TV the two men were running around and pulling off clothing to put out the flames. He said he asked them if anyone else was on board the plane and they said four people were with them.

"We turned to the jet to try and see if there was anything we could do, but immediately, there was nothing anyone could do," Owens said.

The four other people on the plane were pilot Sarah Lemmon, 31, co-pilot James Bland, 52, Chris Baker, 29, and Charles Still, 25, all from California.

Travis Barker has been the subject of various rumors over the past couple of years regarding his alleged death. He and Goldstein are listed in critical condition with severe burns.

Travis Barker has two children.

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Sunday Cute Shot: Tori, Dean and the Kids

Whit Honea — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 14:43:00 GMT

This picture of Tori, Dean, and the kids enjoying a picnic just screams out Heidi and Spencer to me. It sure looks staged. However, Tori and Dean are working with kids here, and you can't stage how cute they are.

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Palin's First Baby Daddy Levi Johnston to Attend Republican National Convention

Whit Honea — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:24:00 GMT

Poor Levi Johnston. All the kid wanted was to be held and now he's being paraded in front of Alaska and America, respectively, as the official mascot of teen sex (unfunded teen sex, of course). Actually, he's probably loving every minute of it. Teen boys work hard for reps like that.

His plans have changed quite a bit. Normally he'd spend a Wednesday night hanging around the motherland (Alaska) waiting for the mullet to fill in, but not tonight! Levi will be joining his pregnant girlfriend and her family on the big, fancy stage that is St. Paul, Minnesota (not to be confused with the big, fancy stage that is Minneapolis, Minnesota) . He will get to experience first hand the magic made when two bodies that love each other, in this case Alaska and America (hey, which country comes first?), join together for a night and just let their emotion get the best of them. If it wasn't so political it would almost be romantic.

Speaking of romantic, Levi's mother has been quoted as saying that the couple had planned on getting married prior to the pregnancy. Regarding the new addition Sherry Johnston said, "'This is just a bonus." An unfunded bonus. In the country of Alaska. That has Hallmark channel written all over it.

I wonder if they'll get David Brickner to officiate the ceremony. Now that would be a bonus.

All of that being what it is, the real reason I feel sorry for Levi and Bristol is that their 2 minutes in heaven is going to cause them years, maybe a lifetime, of unwanted attention- much of which can be directly attributed to Sarah Palin throwing them to the lions, and to a lesser extent the fact that they had sex. Tonight they'll be fed to the media and let's face it, they aren't as nice as I am.

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Pregnant Soap Star Forced to Smoke

Whit Honea — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:26:00 GMT

From the WTF? department, a soap star on the British soap opera "Coronation Street" is being made to smoke cigarettes for her role. Apparently, they've conceded to allow herbal, but the medical community isn't buying it.

Two takes on this:

a) I stood next to a very pregnant woman on the sidewalk the other day. She was holding her daughter's hand in one hand and a cigarette in the other, and every thought I had was highly judgmental. Does that make me an asshole?

b) Whatever happened to TV magic? Seriously, they can't figure out a way to fake it? Isn't that what soap operas are for, to see fake people do fake stuff with their fake lives?

If you want to know more about this story and the actress involved then jump over to Strollerderby and check it out. They actually use facts and stuff.

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People Disappointed with Brad and Angelina

Whit Honea — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:29:00 GMT

The cover that launched a billion websites only sold 2.5 million copies. This is considered a disappointment as People was expecting a few more sales, about 500,000 more.

People spent millions of dollars to obtain the rights to the photos that they featured inside the issue, but it just didn't move like they hoped. Some people think the world is over the Jolie-Pitt bunch and some people think it is because the cover was faked (allegedly).

What do you think? Did you buy it?

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Best of FameCrawler: Week of August 8th

Whit Honea — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Is Bernie Mac Dead?

John Edwards - Mistress, Love Child & Hush Money

Barbara Walters Wants Sherri Shepherd Off The View

Helena Bonham Confirms Her Baby's Name-Finally

Angelina and Brad's First Picture of the Twins! Meet Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt!

Pictures of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Faked?!

Pamela Anderson: Boob Shots Only Please

Alessandra Ambrosio Gives Birth?

Knox & Vivienne Here!! Photo!!!

First Pictures of Vivienne and Knox Jolie-Pitt Mean Goodbye Brangelina

Pictures of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Faked?!

Whit Honea — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:04:00 GMT

The folks at NY Magazine are calling shenanigans on People. Actually, they're calling Photoshop. They are claiming that little Vivienne Marcheline is not yet able to smile (or Knox Leon for that matter) and that the grin we see is actually the result of some fancy tampering.

"In that cover photo, it looks like Vivienne Marcheline — clearly the Ashley half of this Olsen-like combo — is sporting a giant grin. She may even be laughing. Hold on. These babies are purported to be a mere 3 weeks old! Parenting magazine says that babies don't smile from exterior stimulation until two to four months — even if said exterior stimulation is the most beautiful pair of humans in the entire world."

StrollerDerby isn't sure that they agree and asks, "what to you think? Photoshopped? Or is Vivi working out a bit of flatulence? Come on, we parents know even newborns make all kinds of faces, even if Parenting magazine hasn't explicitly told us so."

Personally, I never would have thought such a thing, but it's not like Photoshopping magazine covers is unheard of. I do have trouble believing that Brad and Angelina would agree to the face of their new baby being altered- and it seems like they would have some say in the cover before it was released.

That's just a theory. They may have been busy changing diapers when it went to press.

In the meantime, these photos are clearly unaltered.

Twin Making: Brad and Angelina Got. It. On.

Knox & Vivienne Here!! Photo!!!

First Pictures of Vivienne and Knox Jolie-Pitt Mean Goodbye Brangelina

Were the Twins (Yes, Those Twins) Photoshopped?

Twin Making: Brad and Angelina Got. It. On.

Whit Honea — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:37:00 GMT

In vitro fertilization? Wasn't needed says Angelina Jolie. Those babies were made the old-fashioned way.

Ewww, who wants to think about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie having sex?

What? Yeah, me too. That's hot.

Angelina tells Hello!, "If they had been conceived through IVF, we would have been happy to discuss it. But we have been fortunate never to have had fertility problems."

Well there you go, all the information that was none of our business, but we like to know.

Knox & Vivienne Here!! Photo!!!

First Pictures of Vivienne and Knox Jolie-Pitt Mean Goodbye Brangelina

Angie and Brad Couldn't Get It Done on Their Own?

Pictures Faked?

Are Brangelina Too Posh?

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Do You Know this Celebrity Grandma?

Whit Honea — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:59:00 GMT

Take a good look at that face. The resemblance is uncanny.

That's because she's not a grandma! She's a mom! Yes, it's Kate Winslet.

Kate took a spin in the time machine known as the make-up chair for her role in a new movie.

I'm guessing she'll age a little better than Hollywood thinks.

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Claiken is Faiken?

Whit Honea — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:35:00 GMT

We just heard some troubling news about Clay Aiken Babygate 2008. It is fresh off the wire, and by wire I mean that I was standing at the water cooler in the Babble break room when Brett (StrollerDerby) ran in screaming at the top of his lungs. I assumed he'd seen a spider. Again.

No, it was news! It turns out Clay Aiken may not be the father after all!

Let that sink in for a minute.

Word is that Jaymes Foster is pregnant, and is apparently aging by the minute, but that Claiken may not be the baker of the baby batter as once reported. Can you believe it?

This Aiken story is the best ~~distraction~~ story in a long time- mystery, intrigue, sex and violence. Well, no sex, but that sperm didn't get in the test tube by itself.

If you need more, and I know you do, check out Brett's story, he actually took the time to put in source and things that sound like facts.

Matthew McConaughey's Pregnant Girlfriend Enjoys a Beer

Whit Honea — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:36:00 GMT

Matthew McConaughey may have given up beer, but that doesn't mean his pregnant girlfriend Camila Alves has. Hey, she has a designated driver, why not!

To be fair, we don't know that the beer looking substance in the official beer cup of Dodgers Stadium is actually beer. It could be pee or expired ginger ale. Worse, it could be non-alcoholic beer which is about as useless as decaf coffee or fake bacon (facon?).

I'm not one to judge a woman having a small nip of something as her pregnancy progresses. Hell, we had plenty of nurses suggest that my wife have an occasional glass of wine towards the end of her pregnancies, but none of them mentioned tossing back some brews in the sun at the ol' ballgame. I couldn't even get them to say it was okay for me to do. What's up with that?

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Heidi Montag Pregnant!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:08:00 GMT

Heidi Montag of The Hills is pregnant! Yes! That's what I heard....

Oh...pardon me, she's "fake" pregnant. Or going to be "fake" pregnant. The fourth season of The Hills premieres on MTV this August and reportedly Heidi and her boyfriend (fake boyfriend?) Spencer Pratt have a plan to steal the thunder from L.C. and the others. Listen, I've never seen this show, just heard that Heidi and Spencer are all about the fake, so excuse me if I seem less than enthusiastic.

An insider said, "This summer, Heidi plans to wear loose clothes and even strap on some padding around her waist to make it appear as if she's about three months along.

"The plan is to get the baby rumor mill going so she can get photographed more. She and Spencer won't confirm or deny the pregnancy so they can keep everyone guessing." Oh, I see, they're going to pull an "Ashlee and Pete." Gotcha. Except turns out Ashlee and Pete really are pregnant.

The scoop from Star mag is, that the on again, off again couple has "plotted" each step very carefully. Heidi will stop drinking. She'll visit children's boutiques and then, by the end of the summer - she's going to buy a skimpy bikini and wear it to the beach.

Tricky tricky. However, if Heidi and Spencer want their "fake" pregnancy plan to work, wouldn't it be better if we didn't know about it? Oops, perhaps I've ruined it for them. No - wait, I've titled this post "Heidi Montag Pregnant!", so actually, I'm helping them get the rumor mill started. Glad I could help!

Also, Heidi doesn't want to be preggo for real, because, according to a source, "There's so much Heidi wants to do. Getting fat is not in the cards right now."

Shame, because she sounds like someone who would make a fantastic mother.

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How To Tell Your Kids You're Getting A Boob Job

Sassy Smith — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:38:00 GMT

Getting a boob job? Tummy tuck? Nose job? Cheek implants? Whatever your pleasure is, now you have an easy way to tell your kids that you're going for surgery and may look different. Trust me - I'm writing this trying not to fall over from laughing too hard.

Surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer from Florida, has written a book, specifically a "kid's book" titled My Beautiful Mommy and it helps you, as a mom, talk to your child about your recent plastic surgery. It's geared towards kids between the ages of 4 and 7 and helps answer those tough questions - like when your six year old asks why your boobs are way bigger and not hanging to your waist anymore. Or why mommy ~~is scary looking~~ doesn't quite look the same.

Newsweek wrote:

"My Beautiful Mommy is aimed at kids ages four to seven and features a plastic surgeon named Dr. Michael (a musclebound superhero type) and a girl whose mother gets a tummy tuck, a nose job and breast implants. Before her surgery the mom explains that she is getting a smaller tummy: 'You see, as I got older, my body stretched and I couldn't fit into my clothes anymore. Dr. Michael is going to help fix that and make me feel better.' Mom comes home looking like a slightly bruised Barbie doll with demure bandages on her nose and around her waist"

Naturally, it has a happy ending: mommy winds up "even more" beautiful than before, and her daughter is thrilled."

Right.

Dr. Salzhauer explains, "I tried to skirt that issue in the text itself. The tummy lends itself to an easy explanation to the children: extra skin and can't fit into your clothes. The breasts might be a stretch for a six-year-old." Hmm.

Mother's Day is coming up - this would make a great gift idea for those women in your life that are about to have plastic surgery or recently had it. Better run out and get your copy before they sell out. Run!!!!!!!

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When Botox Goes Horribly Wrong - Nicole Kidman

When Plastic Surgery Goes Bad - Patricia Heaton

Kid's Guide to Mommy's Plastic Surgery

When Celebrity Plastic Surgery Goes Bad & Stars Are Scary Looking

Sassy Smith — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:02:00 GMT

What happens when celebrities go under the knife one too many times? Nothing good and nothing pretty!

Scary photos after the jump

Donatella Versace:

The Italian fashion designer looked quite normal back in the 90's but now? Scary with a capital HOLD ME, I'M SCARED. She's obviously had some plumping done in her lips but it also looks like she plumped the rest of her face, as in she looks swollen. I doubt swollen is a look that most celebrities (or anyone in general) aim for. But Donatella has succeeded! Seriously, the woman is 52 but she looks older (could also be a result of her admitted 18-year cocaine habit). Was that her goal? To look like she's been stung by a swarm of bees? I doubt it. Step away from the Botox and fillers Donatella.

Michael Jackson:

What's to say really? He went from a cute up and coming popstar with a nice face and beautiful smile to a man with a face that is virtually unrecognizable from days gone by. And about the only thing that stayed the same on Jackson are his teeth. His obsessive compulsion to radically alter his appearance is weird and has added to his overall creepiness. I mean his nose doesn't even look like a nose at this point and there had been rumors that his honker was literally falling off. Yuck. And who are the plastic surgeons that keep operating on the former King of Pop? It needs to stop - well, not that it'll do any good now. The damage is done!

Melanie Griffith:

Melanie Griffith used to be cute as a button, attractive actress with the bubbly little voice. Her voice is pretty much the same but her looks? Um, hate to break it to you Melanie, but the Botox and/or face lift and lip injections - have added to your age and not really helped you in the "trying to stay youthful looking" quest. Please don't go down the path of Joan Rivers who's face looks pulled and stretched to the max. Stop now while there's still a sliver of hope. Griffith's husband, Antonio Banderas has publicly said of her attempts at false enhancement: "The lust for beauty is a terrible thing. I have forbidden her from ever going to a cosmetic surgeon again. It is something we have agreed to for the sake of our marriage. Whew, the voice of reason!

Priscilla Presley:

Priscilla, Priscilla, Priscilla - you were always such a beauty and I bet you would have aged gracefully without any enhancement. But your "enhancement" has turned into something scary. Perhaps part of it is that the one time married to Elvis, mother of Lisa Marie, had a surgeon who reportedly injected her face with auto mechanic-grade silicone. Can you even imagine? As scary as that is, I think there's more too it though. Her cheeks are chipmunk-like, her face doesn't move (Botox overload?), there's not a line or wrinkle on her and yet she's 62 and her lips are waaaay too puffy. I mean really, she looks beyond artificial. Please, back away from the Botox.

Janice Dickinson:

Janice Dickinson, the self proclaimed "first supermodel" doesn't deny that just about everything about her is "fake." That being said, she too should just embrace what looks (?) she may have left. I mean sure, give plastic surgery a go if that's what makes you happy but know when to call it quits. She's just plain scary. She's reportedly had almost 12 procedures done and I'd say that's about 10 too many. Even her son has asked her to stop, fearing it might ruin her looks. Uh, sweetie, I think it's might be a tad too late for that. For the love of all that is sane, listen to your boy.

Cher:

I love Cher, I really do. I was heartbroken when I missed her last concert here - but I digress. Really though, the many surgeries she's obviously had, are making her look like she's had many surgeries. I'm thinking that the goal of having plastic surgery is too look refreshed, perhaps make you look less tired, give you a slightly more youthful appearance - not try to make you look 25 when you're 60 something. Cher has said of herself, thast she's the "plastic surgery poster girl." She's had her nose done, breast implants and many other procedures to her face/skin. So, that's alot, time to retire going under the knife. Even Jodie Foster has spoken about Cher's multiple surgeries, saying the singer is "fighting a losing battle" against aging. Jodie Foster might be right.

Meg Ryan:

She used to ooze cuteness. Now? Her face barely moves and the trout lips - please - they gotta go! If you weren't born with full lips, trying to get them artificially really doesn't work. I think if Meg stops now, she can get back to a more natural appearance. I mean she looks good without all of that Botox and lip work!

Nicole Kidman:

Anyone can see that Nicole Kidman has gone nuts with Botox. While I don't think she's necessarily had any surgeries as of yet (I could be wrong though), she most definitely has a love affair with getting injected with needles. Perhaps now that she's preggo, she's not had any Botox lately and will see that if she stops, she can get back to her normally pretty, good looks. I mean even at 40, she still looks youthful, so embrace that Nic!

Sylvester Stallone:

Anyone listening? Stop.the.Botox. Stallone's now face just barely resembles his younger face. Sure age plays a part in anyone looking different from 1980 to 2008 - but so does overdoing the plastic surgery and other procedures. Hey Rocky, time to embrace what's left of your looks and be happy.

Jackie Stallone:

Like son, like mother? Or other way around? Either way, she's gone so far over the edge with her looks, I highly doubt she'll ever come back. Sylvester's mom either has too much time on her hands and she gets plastic surgery and Botox to kill time or she truly thinks she looks awesome. Not to sound mean, but ya, she doesn't look awesome. Nuff said.

Remember people, less is more in most cases.

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When Plastic Surgery Goes Bad - Patricia Heaton

Celebrity Baby Due Dates

Catfight! Catfight! Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes?

Whit Honea — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:09:00 GMT

Apparently Katie Holmes is mad as hell and she's not going to take it anymore. Likewise for Victoria Beckham. The former BFF's are feuding over some important stuff, namely fashion and hair. It could get ugly. It could also get hot, and not because I find either one of them attractive, but because as any boy scout can tell you, when you rub two twigs together you get fire. I'm afraid that someone may get burned.

Word on the proverbial street is that the hubbub is due to Victoria scoring the cover of Vogue, something that Katie thought she would/should have.

According to a source, she is "envious that Victoria scored the more prestigious magazine. Katie feels that she deserved it more.”

Katie then went on to knock Posh's ink: “When Victoria advised her to get some tattoos like hers, Katie hit the roof, saying, ‘Tattoos are trashy. I wouldn’t be caught dead with one.”

“Victoria said, ‘How dare she attack my tattoos? I know more about fashion than she’ll ever know. I have my own line! I’ve told her what to wear and what not to - she used to dress like a schoolgirl. Then she even tried to copy my hair. Now she doesn’t think she needs me.’”

See? UGLY. I'm not sure who I'd take in this fight. Sure, Posh is packing some WMD's in her blouse and must be tough since she's all tattooed, but Katie has years of pent-up frustration and Cruise crazy in her smiling little head. If that cracks, man, the Xenu will hit the fan. However, Katie is soft from spending all of her time, well, some of her time, with her little doll Suri, whereas Victoria has 3 boys and a straight husband. She's used to the rough stuff, even at 90lbs soaking wet.

I feel a poll coming on.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 3-16-08

Whit Honea — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:51:00 GMT

That's an interesting bracket. I see Cinderella.

Coco and bubbles (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Quaid not suing (TMZ)

Spears and Gibson discuss crazy together (ASL)

Pitt and Clinton (Just Jared)

Toby and Ruby shopping (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Tori Spelling has fake boobs (Gabby Babble)

Mel B. on the beach (Gossip Girls)

Christian Slater coming to TV (Hot Momma Gossip)

Abigail Breslin Keeping It Real

Whit Honea — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:57:00 GMT

Abigail Breslin shows us how a child actor should look. Please note:

a) no hoochie make-up

b) no hoochie clothing

c) no hoochie hairstyle

d) sincere sense of awe and wonder

e) purpose and confidence

f) lack of inappropriate hangers-on, e.g., older men, druggies, disc jockeys, anyone from the O.C., the Hills or Big Brother (seasons 3-present)

Keep it real, Abigail.

Photo: Jezebel

Eminem's Mom Is Still Riding the Eminem Express Train

Karen — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:02:00 GMT

After years of being verbally attacked by Eminem's fans, Mom Debbie Nelson has written a book detailing the sham that she claims her son is.

My Son Marshall, My Son Eminem claims Eminem made up his entire difficult childhood in order to succeed in the music industry.

"After his first album, Infinite, flopped, he reinvented himself as white trailer trash with a crazy welfare mom. I was shocked when I first heard the lyrics... but he constantly reassured me it was all a big joke... I went along with it for Marshall's sake."

She's tired of it now and wants to set the record straight. According to the book, Eminem was a shy child who was jealous of Mom's new man. He beat her up on his 23rd birthday and was so strung out, he didn't remember 1999 (the year he married Kim.)

For all that he put his mother through, she doesn't condemn him: "My son never intended for me to become an object of hatred," she writes in the book.

The ~~plan to cash in on her son's fame~~ book is to be released in 2008.

Eminem is set to star in Have Gun — Will Travel in 2008, but friend 50 Cent says he won't tour because of his young daughter: "I've toured more than him because he has Hailie and he likes to physically be at the house. A lot of people don't know the reason behind him touring less - but Hailie would put boxes in front of the door thinking this would stop him going. He would fly back on a private plane after the show so he could drive her to school in the morning so for him the tour was exhausting."

Rockin' Hot Bod: Britney's Video Enhancement in 'Piece of Me'

Sassy Smith — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Britney's new video, Piece of Me, made it's TV debut last night.

PIECE OF ME VIDEO LINK AFTER THE JUMP

Brit's not looking too bad in the video but apparently she's been digitally enhanced. Surprise surprise! Anyone with an IQ of 70 and above could figure that out. We've all seen the real Spears slurping her frapps and she doesn't look anything like she does in her videos.

There was a link to show you before and after results during the videoing enhancement HERE but it's no longer working. If something changes, I'll stop the presses and post it. In the meantime, enjoy Brit's lack luster performance, digitally enhanced face and body and her superb lip syncing.

Watch Piece of Me

Photo "Before & After" from Perez Hilton

Brendan Fraser: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Whit Honea — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 22:36:00 GMT

Holy weaves, Travolta! Brendan Fraser has thinning hair? Like Van Gundy thin? Who knew?

I saw Fraser at the Grove one day. He stared at me like he knew me. I guess he was just checking out my coif. Here I thought it had been the smile.

I've got to say, there was a time when I would have made fun of a guy wearing a piece or getting transplants, well, okay, I still make fun, but now that I'm about ready to join the hair club for men myself it's more of a comradely thing.

I think society is easing up as well. A bad toupee used to be the butt of many a joke, but if it makes the wearer feel/look better, then what's the problem? It's like boobs, who cares if they're real?

Photo: Hollywood Backwash

Britney Spears: Lipo and Windex

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:08:00 GMT

There is a rumor that Britney may have had liposuction. I'm going to say no. First of all she doesn't look any different and second of all there isn't any bruising. I don't care how they sugarcoat it on Nip/Tuck, there has got to be some bruising. Maybe her boots had lipo.

The one thing that is true about this picture is that Britney's patio table gets more attention than anything else in her life (except Starbucks, Taco Bell and her dog). Does she own stock in Windex or something? I'm guessing that table is used for "entertaining" purposes and therefore requires the extra attention to detail.

Photos: BritneyGroupie

Travis Barker Dead: The Hoax

Whit Honea — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:25:00 GMT

The word is everywhere, Travis Barker of the Transplants, +44, Blink 182 and "Meet the Barkers" fame was apparently found dead in his garage. Yet the internet holds no official statements or acknowledgments- either way.

While I feel that this is most likely a hoax, where are the statements from Barker? I understand that a celebrity can't go around and comment on every rumor that starts about them, but one that has this much fever should be acknowledged. It's like Paul McCartney all over again*. He shouldn't just ignore it and stay out of view. Who is he- Castro**?

In fact, while most sites tend to agree that this is not true, only one actually states it, that being the Travis Barker Wikipedia page. Sure, that's more official than... well, nothing. Anyone can add to a wiki.

So where is Barker? Is he going to let his fans know that he is okay or just let it escalate to the heights of unforgettable urban legend. If the latter is true there must be a CD or DVD tie-in coming. The press is fantastic.

UPDATED: It's not true!!

*Paul McCartney was rumored dead back in the day. The Beatles had some fun with it.

**Castro, the leader of Cuba has been rumored dead recently. Official statements came from Cuba that he was well, but they did not provide any proof that the ailing dictator still lived.

***Sorry, I bought a ton of these *'s because of the Bonds thing. I'm going to be rich!

Photo: ASL

Updated! Jessica Seinfeld: Does Oprah Endorse Cheating?

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:00:00 GMT

I was just kidding when I compared Jessica Seinfeld to James Frey , but some people aren't laughing- namely Missy Chase Lapine, the woman that published a cookbook called The Sneaky Chef which is just like Seinfeld's Deceptively Delicious, except that it was written first.

Apparently the differences are few and the similarities many- recipes and combinations, even the cover.

Does Jerry know about this? What's next, his Bee Movie was first produced by a fan-site for Honey Nut Cheerios?

And Oprah? What's her role in this?

By the way, Oprah, if you're reading this, I'm working on a book right now that I think you should consider. It's called Rocko and Julie. It's an original story about star-crossed lovers and their family feud. It has swords, poison and light through yonder windows. You'll love it!! Call me.

UPDATE: Jezebel has a great take on Seinfeld and her "defense." I would write about it, but if I copy anything else from them then I really will be endorsed by Oprah.

Photo: Jezebel