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Bikini Time! Kerry Katona Shows Off Beautiful New Body

Sassy Smith — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:02:00 GMT

Former Atomic Kitten member, Kerry Katona, after having her fourth child, decided to have surgery to help in her weight loss, as well as have her breasts reduced. She said of the results, "I love it! I actually cried at first because I was so shocked. It is a big difference - but as the weeks have gone by, my waist has got smaller, my boobs have been healing and now I can wear size 10 tops!" Now, she doesn't mind showing off that body - and was recently spotted vacationing with her husband Mark Croft.

More pics after the jump!

Katona and Croft spent time soaking up the sun in Spain, and the MTV reality star didn't mind flaunting her new figure in a revealing bikini.

Kerry spent a reported $30,000 on surgery, lost over 60 pounds and her breasts went from a GG cup to an E.

The celebrity mom said of wearing a size 10 shirts, "I couldn't even get my t*ts into them before! Before the surgery, I was a GG - now I'm an E. I feel sexier, my confidence has come back and everyone keeps telling me how amazing I look, which is really cool."

However, she didn't just rely on the surgery to help her in her quest to lose weight. She's changed her diet, and although she allows herself a treat on the weekend, she sticks to her routine during the week. With the help of her trainer, Scott Wright, she eats a more healthy selection of foods, adhering to 1,800 calories a day. She also drinks lots of water and has green tea with all meals to help speed up her metabolism.

Scott said he doesn't think she needed liposuction. He told Closer magazine, "I'm not totally against liposuction but instead of lipo, Kerry could have lost a lot of that fat in a month, with the right diet and exercise."

Kerry, who suffers from bipolar disorder, is much happier now, reveals her trainer.

He adds, "Kerry has found exercising improves her moods. It's amazing how much more positive she's been since I first met her.

"She was determined to change her lifestyle so she was in the right mindset. She loves exercising now, and it's given her a good reason to get up in the mornings."

Scott says that Kerry is very motivated, "I'd heard of Kerry before and knew everything she's been through. But I found her to be one of the most motivated people I've ever trained.

"She got into it within a few weeks. And she was determined. If she ever lost her enthusiasm and said in the middle of a run, 'I can't go on any more,' which was rare, I'd tell her she was letting me down, and that would get her going again!

"She's still smoking, but there's no way I'd let her have a cigarette during our sessions!"

Kerry is mom to Molly Marie, 7, Lilly-Sue, almost 6 (their dad is Katona's ex Brian McFadden), and Heidi Elizabeth, 23 months, and Maxwell, 9 months, are her children with Mark Croft.

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Kerry Katona's Stressed-Out Nanny Quits!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 12:10:00 GMT

Kerry Katona's nanny, Gemma, has reportedly quit - she was often left to single-handedly look after all four of Katona's children and was subjected to her employer's constant fighting with husband Mark Croft.

Former Atomic Kitten performer, Kerry has four children - Molly, 7, Lilly Sue, 5, Heidi 22 months and Maxwell, 8 months. Both Kerry and husband Mark tried to convince Gemma to stay. A source said, "No amount can compensate for the hassle she deals with."

Gemma's pal added, "She's fed up of listening to Kerry and Mark scream at each other and being left to look after four kids single-handedly most of the time."

Kerry's known for causing controversy - she was photographed smoking during some of her pregnancies, has been accused of being an alcoholic, has slurred her way through interviews and has had some very public tantrums. She's often labeled as "trainwreck."

An insider close to Katona said, "It would do her good to look after the kids herself. It would be good for her image too.

"She is terrified of losing her Iceland deal, her main source of income. Showing she's a hands-on mum would help."

I'm not knocking anyone with a nanny (heck, there were times I wished I had one!), especially if they're a working parent - but what I don't understand is why some people want the nanny to practically raise the kids?

Perhaps Kerry should get her act together for the sake of her children. Just sayin'.

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Sassy Smith — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 14:10:00 GMT

Kerry Katona's future as the face of Iceland, a UK frozen food giant, is hanging in the balance. The reality tv star made an appearance on a British morning show a few weeks ago, and she was allegedly drunk and now Iceland is waiting the results of an alcoholism test.

The food company reportedly received angry customer complaints about Katona's "drunken" appearance. Kerry's husband Mark Croft said, "Iceland sorted everything out for us. They said: "We're concerned about Kerry, and want to make sure everything is fine."

A source told The Mirror, "There was a lot of anger that Kerry was allowed on to the This Morning show in the first place. Iceland have been shocked by the scale of the fall-out but are sticking by her for now - especially since she is appearing in a current series of ads."

The Iceland deal is worth nearly $500,000! Pretty nice chunk of change. And Kerry lost her well-paying OK! Magazine column a few days after her morning show appearance and she and her long-term publicist, Max Clifford are no longer together.

However, Katona denies she was drunk. She said her slurred words and behavior were due to her bi-polar disorder medication.

But Kerry isn't letting this bump in the road get her down. Over the weekend, she launched her new fragrance Outrageous in Manchester. Appropriately named I think.

Hopefully she wasn't drunk on the morning tv show - doesn't set a great example for her four children. (That's a shot of her doing shots...no pun...on her MTV show Kerry Katona: Whole Again). Ya, she probably wasn't drunk on that talk show.

Katona recently went under the knife and is happily showing off her new body.

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Kerry Katona Strips Down & Shows Off Her New Body!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:04:00 GMT

Former Atomic Kitten Kerry Katona gave birth to her fourth child a few months ago and decided she needed some help getting back to her pre-baby shape. So the MTV reality star, had £15,000 (about $30,000) worth of plastic surgery to help her achieve that. And she's stripping down to show the world!

More pics after the jump!

Katona stripped down for men's mag Zoo and spoke of how her body has changed. As well, the show which filmed her journey through the surgery will air Sunday on MTV.

The 28-year-old said, "I love it! I actually cried at first because I was so shocked. It is a big difference - but as the weeks have gone by, my waist has got smaller, my boobs have been healing and now I can wear size 10 tops!

She continued, "I couldn't even get my t*ts into them before! Before the surgery, I was a GG - now I'm an E. I feel sexier, my confidence has come back and everyone keeps telling me how amazing I look, which is really cool."

And that my friends, is what some cold hard cash and surgery gets you.

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Kerry Katona's Boob Job

Sassy Smith — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:08:00 GMT

Crazy In Love MTV reality star, Kerry Katona is crazy in the head I think. The former Atomic Kitten and mom of four, is apparently getting a boob job, and although lots of women get their breasts done - either enlarged or reduced - most don't do it on TV. Yes, Kerry wants to televise her surgery, because that's what we all want to see....

Katona's new series will be titled Whole Again *cough* and she will undergo a breast reduction and the surgery will be filmed. Her boobs will go from a GG to a DD. Kerry told Star mag, "They have just got a bit out of control. I want to go to a DD. I'll stop there."

There's also been talk of the British actress being bankrupt (a court said so), but she says not true. Katona says that the funds she neede to pay her tax bill weren't available last week at the time of the hearing but are free and clear now. Kinda like 'the check's in the mail right?'

Kerry said, "Obviously I'm upset about it but it shouldn't have happened. I've been promised that it will be sorted out this week."

Maybe her televised boob job will pay the tax man!

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Kerry Katona Awarded Damages for Newspaper's False Prostitution Claim

Karen — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:31:00 GMT

The Sunday Mirror landed itself in hot water after publishing a story claiming Kerry Katona was a prostitute prior to Atomic Kitten fame. The article alleged that Kerry's mother, Sue Katona was going to publish a book claiming same.

Katona's solicitor, David Price said: "The truth is that Sue Katona has never alleged that the claimant worked as a prostitute in the book or at any other time and such an allegation would be entirely untrue.

"Moreover, Sue Katona has not to date written an autobiography nor does she have a publishing agreement to publish such a book."

Check your sources people!

No word if husband Mark Croft is allowed back in the house yet.

OMG! They Just Had A Baby & They're Fighting Already?!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:02:00 GMT

Having a new baby can be stressful, no doubt about that - but what's happening to this couple? He went and spent the night in a hotel....

It seems as if though Kerry Katona and husband Mark Croft are not getting along very well of late - the couple have had several major arguments and last week Mark left Kerry and their two kids - Heidi, 2, and Max, 3 months (Molly, 6, and Lilly-Sue, 4, live with their father Brian McFadden), and spent the night in a hotel.

Mark did return the next night and the couple hope to work things out.

Croft's mom Marilyn, had this to say about it to the Sunday People:

"It must have been a huge row for him to have taken them to a hotel. He and the kids spent the night away from the house but went back the following morning.

"If it was just Kerry and Mark I wouldn't care about their arguments, but it's the kids I worry about."

The couple have been plagued by cheating rumors for months - but both deny such claims.

Well, we'll see what becomes of this very, uh, 'passionate' couple!

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:08:00 GMT

Crazy in Love reality tv star Kerry Katona gave birth to her fourth child - a son, Maxwell Croft - and although he was born five weeks premature, he's doing fine. His birth was even caught on tape and will air on MTV on April 28.

Close up photo of baby Max after the jump

Kerry speaks about her labour:

"I woke up, Mark was on his Xbox and I just lay there watching him for a bit. Then I sat up and went 'Ooh the waters have gone.' How calm was I? Cool as a cucumber."

Katona's rep said:

"Mummy and baby are doing well and the family are very excited about their latest addition. Kerry would like to thank all the staff at the Mcclesfield District General Hospital for the fantastic care she received."

Kerry added:

"He's absolutely fine, he's beautiful. We can't wait to get him home. It's a beautiful boy to go with our three girls."

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Sassy Smith — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Former Atomic Kitten popstar and British reality television celeb, Kerry Katona, 27, has given birth to a premature son. She was in labour for almost 60 hours after her water broke and baby was born five weeks early.

Mother and son are reportedly doing fine and Kerry's rep said, "It was a natural birth and mother and baby are doing well. Kerry and Mark are thrilled to bits."

Little Max Croft weighed in at 5 lbs 4 oz and will probably be spoiled by his three older sisters. Max sure is a popular name this year among celebrities!

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Kerry Katona - Mom of the Year - NOT!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Kerry Katona was once voted "Mum of the Year." Now, I think we need to strip her of that title.

Katona is pregnant with her fourth child and she was often criticised during her previous pregnancies for smoking. In 2006, she was seen having a cigarette while pregnant with daughter Heidi - this led to Kerry admitting on more than one occasion that she was still smoking during her fourth pregnancy. As well, she admitted to consuming alcohol during the pregnancy.

This admission led to The Foundation for the Study of Infant Death (FSID) warning Kerry that her baby is up to 15 times more likely to die from a crib death because she smokes. The British Heart Foundation also delivered public warnings which condemned Katona's decision to smoke - she then continued to defend her behaviour.

Kerry appeared on the Richard and Judy television show last month, and admitted to using cocaine but that she'd not taken any drugs for the past three years ~~liar~~. She claimed the press were always making up stories about her.

Now there are new reports that the former pop tart and reality tv personality is STILL using drugs. Inside sources claim she's using cocaine, smoking 20 cigarettes a day and drinking a bottle of wine at a time. A friend said, "She is frantic when she doesn't have any. She needs coke to get out of bed."

Ha, I was afraid to take a Tylenol during my pregnancies - this woman is insane! Her poor, unborn baby. Hard to say what kind of problems the infant will have if this is true. And what about her other 3 children? What kind of life do they have if their mother is a chain smoking, cocaine snorting lush?

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:02:00 GMT

Britney Spears is pissed! The troubled poptart found texts from another woman on Adnan's iPhone. Spears also questioned Ghalib about why he was being photographed with other women. She snatched his phone and read the spicy text messages and then chucked it into the pool.

According The Sun, a source said:

“There were about a dozen from one girl, all sent on one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references — certainly not the sort you’d send to just a friend. Britney lost it and started yelling. She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, ‘What’s this about? You’re cheating on me’. Adnan said the girl was just a friend, but Britney got more and more angry. Then she told him, ‘That’s it. It’s over’. Just before she told Adnan to go, she took the phone and threw it in the pool right in front of him. He didn’t even bother trying to get it out of the water.”

Adnan has been trying to sweet talk Brit back to him by sending her lots of text messages and hand written notes. He wrote her this:

Britney, Bebe I really miss you, lots, and lots and lots. Can't wait til you come home to a milky bowl of soup. Love you always, Adnan.

A milky bowl of soup? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Gotta be code for something.

I'm sure if Adnan makes a promise of a bag of Cheetos, an icy frapp and a new pink wig, Brit will take him back. Come on, her baby needs it's daddy!

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Sassy Smith — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:33:00 GMT

Are Britney's sons, Sean Preston,2, and Jayden James, 17-months, up for adoption? No! But Kerry Katona has reportedly said she would like to adopt them and that Brit's boys would be better off with her. Say what?

Kerry said: "Britney needs to sort herself out so she can try and get her boys back. If she doesn't, I'll adopt the children and look after them! Mind you, I've got enough as it is!"

Katona was once voted 'Celebrity Mum of the Year' but now, she's been labelled an unfit mother because of her alleged cocaine use. Perhaps Kerry may want to sort HERSELF out and take care of her own family before opening her big yap?

I'm pretty sure Sean and Jayden wouldn't be any better off with Kerry Katona.

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Britney Hates Amy Winehouse and Beyonce

Sassy Smith — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Lots of hate going on in the celebrity world lately. Perhaps hate is a bit strong, but Britney didn't have anything nice to say about fellow singers/performers Amy Winehouse or Beyonce.

Spears herself wasn't asked to perform at the Grammy Awards (shocker!), but that didn't stop the poptart from giving her two cents worth about others who did.

Britney apparently didn't care for Beyonce's duet with Tina Turner and said, 'Too bad she can't dance as good as Tina - who's old enough to be her grandmother!'

Then, she had an opinion about the performance from Amy Winehouse, who looked clean (really?) and sober (really?), Spears quipped: 'Look at her! Look how stoned she is! She is so obviously stoned!'

Um, the whole pot and kettle scenerio? Ya.

I'm not entirely sure who actually heard Brit say these things - maybe her Cheetos bag is secretly taping her.

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:01:00 GMT

Was Britney shoplifting again? First it was a lighter from a gas station and now she's reportedly "lifted" a shirt without paying. The nerve!

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Britster was out shopping on Friday on Melrose Avenue in L.A. and stopped at the Betsey Johnson shop, Monique Lhuillier and then on to Fred Segal. She started out wearing a leopard print tank top but after leaving Fred Segal, she had a black top over the tank. Sources that were in the store at the time claim that Spears may have "forgotten to pay for the clothes she changed into and wore out of the store."

An insider said, "The cops showed up at the Melrose store and the paps went wild with rumors that Brit may have had another 'blue lighter moment.'"

However, Brit left the scene without incident - police came but were more focused on controlling the sea of paparazzi than questioning Britney about her shirt.

Should we start taking up donations so Britney can afford some new clothes? Lord knows she needs help in that area. On a side note: Britney really, really, really needs to WEAR A BRA.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Thanks for the 411 Madonna. Madge said:

"I don't know who told you that having children and getting married means there is no erotica in your life." ~Madonna

I'm sure you're feeling what I'm feeling - life is complete knowing that The Material Girl is still gettin' it on.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:05:00 GMT

Oh how time flies after shaving your head right? Britney Spears started on her downward spiral one year ago today - by shaving her head bald.

Much has happened in that year too. Britney flashing her vagina alot, nipple slips, crazy gas station pee breaks, frequent Starbucks trips, court battles, a couple rounds of hospital pysch ward visits, losing custody of her boys, getting married (?) in Mexico to a paparazzi dude, her father taking control of her assets, former manager Sam Lutfi being investigated for possibly drugging the poptart - oh the list could go on and on.

Hopefully, for Brit, this new year, will bring about much needed changes and it's gotta go up from here right? Right.

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Sassy Smith — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:01:00 GMT

At least full time anyway. According to her first husband - the dude she was married to for 55 hours, Jason Alexander -spoke to In Touch, and claims Spears confessed as much to him.

He said, "She wants to see them, but she doesn't want to be a full-time mom. She said it doesn't matter if she doesn't get them back full-time, and that she can always have another kid later on." Oh yes, because children are replaceable - you know like dolls.

Brit and Jason married in Las Vegas in 2004 and divorced shortly after, and reportedly have been keeping in touch for the past few months. Alexander claims that Spears called him during the Christmas holidays and they've stayed in contact since.

"[Britney] said she'd call me back, and we've been speaking ever since."

Based on some of Brit's behavior, it may give her ex some credibility, as at times it seems like she doesn't care if she gets custody of her sons Sean Preston, and Jayden James. Or it could be Jason's last chance at another 15-minutes of fame.

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:04:00 GMT

Wow Adnan ~~sleezeball~~ Ghalib gets to visit Britney! Daddy Spears letting the couple have conjugal visits?

Ghalib (ah possibly Britney's husband?) was able to get through Brit's gated community and arrived at her home at 8pm Tuesday. I guess her parents like her new man? I can see why - he's totally on the up and up. Nothing wrong with your boyfriend/husband/clinger-on taking pictures of you and selling them and making money especially when you're not in your right mind. That's love.

If only I could find someone that special....

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:03:00 GMT

There's been some speculation about whether or not Madonna's had some plastic surgery done to her face, and... something's going on! Her face looks so ~~botoxed~~ smooth and she's almost 50 years old.

Video of her new non-moving face!

The Material Girl ~~unveiled her face~~ attended the Berlin Film Festival to promote her short film - the one she directed. Remember? Ya, me neither.

I say if Madge wants to go nuts with the surgery and/or botox or whatever she's doing - perhaps some weird Kabbalah facial mask, then all the power to her. I'm totally pro-surgery, well to a point. Thankfully I have ~~ten short years~~ twenty-five years before I hit 50.

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K'Fed & Paris Hilton - What Do They Have In Common?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:02:00 GMT

They've both, er, spent time with Britney, but that's not it. They've both made albums which,um sucked, but that's not it. So what's the lastest "in common" thing between Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton?

Very scary picture after the jump!

Both Kevin and Paris have publicist "issues" and I'm not entirely sure it's K'Fed who's worse off in this situation - read on:

Federline's publicist Michael Sands has quit and no longer represents Kevin or his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan - he thinks that both men have gone to far in the custody battle with Britney Spears.

Sands says, "This is overkill, it made my stomach turn. Every time we had to go into court, yes we have to protect the kids. But every mother, healthy or unhealthy should see their kids... You can't blame someone for mental illness.

"Mark Vincent Kaplan needs to lay off. Everyone has to lay off before Britney dies accidentally."

Mr. Sands also feels that Kevin should stop hiding behind his "gangsta" lawyer (um, Mark Vincent Kaplan doesn't strike me as gangsta, but whateva) and speak out about Brit's health condition. He told Life & Style mag: "Kevin Federline needs to get on TV and say, 'I'm learning about Britney's bipolar disorder.' "He needs to step up to the plate and not hide behind the shield of his lawyer and be a man. He could become a hero instead of hiding... He's got to step up and help Britney."

Interestingly enough, Michael Sands now represents creep-o Sam Lutfi, who, as we all know, has Britney's best interest at heart. I think Michael Sands is a bit on the shady side myself.

Sucks that K'Fed is without his publicist BUT, all is not lost! Paris Hilton's guy, Elliot Mintz, has been around for awhile and perhaps Kevin could give Elliot a call. Mr. Mintz, I'm sure is free, you know once he's done spreading self tanner(?) on his face. Oops, missed a spot Elliot - Honestly, WTF?

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 18:06:00 GMT

Madonna was in London... wrapping up her new music video with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. Madge and JT doing some hip grinding - hot!

Madonna's new album is set to drop in April. Get ready fans!

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Britney's Free Ya'll!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 22:17:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been released from the psych ward at UCLA! According to TMZ this is how it happened:

Britney did not pose the legal danger to herself or to others, such that they could continue to hold her against her will.

As a result, she was released today and we're told she's already back home.

The conservatorship is still in place. Sources connected with the case say they anticipated that UCLA would probably release her before the 14-day extension because she became cooperative and relatively stable.

We're told the goal with Brit's mom and dad was to establish the conservatorship while she was hospitalized so she would return home to a controlled environment rather than the chaos that consumed her life.

I'm thinking what you're thinking: WTF? I don't see anything good happening with Spears being released before the additional 14 day stay was up. Look out y'all, Brit's on the loose!

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:06:00 GMT

Oops she did it again? Did Britney Spears make a homemade sex tape? And if yes, is that sex tape in the hands of a thief?

Reportedly there was a break-in sometime on Friday at Britney's home. Her parents said that "several personal items" were taken - that they'd noticed missing items when they arrived to their daughter's house after she was admitted to UCLA Medical Center psych ward.

The "alleged" tape supposedly shows Spears having sex (not sure with whom) and also shows her taking drugs (not sure what type of drugs).

An insider was quoted: "This is the last thing Britney needs. She's on the edge. All her secrets could be revealed. Some of the things that may have been taken are dynamite. It doesn't bear thinking about . They could have anything - all her secrets could be out."

Geez haven't we seen Brit air out her dirty laundry in public already? Would a sex tape honestly be that thrilling? There were rumors last year that Spears and now ex husband Kevin Federline had "starred" in their own sex video but those reports were denied. Then, yet another sex tape allegation surfaced - this one featuring a bald-headed Britney performing certain "acts" with a man and 2 women and it was apparently leaked online. However, it's not been proven either way.

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Britney Likes Porn and Showing Her Boobs

Sassy Smith — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Britney flashes her boobs again! And buys porn? I know what you're wondering... is there video of any of this? Yes! I can feel your ~~wanting to vomit~~ excitement. I aim to please.

VIDEOS AFTER THE JUMP (One is NSFW -unless you work in a porn shop)

Spears went to the Millennium Dance Studio - to um, show off her breast/dance? Either way, there's some boobage flashed. It's fast, but the video slows down and replays, you know, so you get a second chance to be ill. She's also wearing those stupid, dirty, ratty, filled with holes fishnets - Brit, come on, splurge a bit girlfriend and buy some decent tights. Geez.

The night doesn't end there though! Like I said, I aim to please - not that I personally shot these videos but you get my drift. Britbrit, after doing a strenuous workout of sliding up and down a pole for 5 minutes, whipping down her bodysuit, doing a couple of twirls and then eating a bag of Cheetos (I'm guessing), wanted to look at/buy some porn. The poptart visited the Hustler Hollywood sex shop on Sunset Blvd. She walked around, giggled, let her little dog lick her mouth, giggled some more, sort of danced in the aisles, browsed the magazine section - a thrill a minute. I'm not a hundred percent sure if she actually purchased anything - we can just assume she did. Why can't she buy her porn items from the internet and get them shipped to her home wrapped in brown paper like the rest of us? Not that I do that. Just sayin'.

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Sam Lutfi: Britney Is Suffering From "Mental Illness"

Sassy Smith — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:32:00 GMT

Today, Sam Lutfi - Britney's friend/manager/hanger-on/whatever called into The View and spoke with Barbara Walters and of course he only had good things to say about Brit. Well duh, he's on her payroll!

VIDEO LINK AFTER THE JUMP

Sam said that Britney, he believes is suffering from some kind of "mental illness," and that it's "treatable," that she experiences mood swings and that she is seeing a psychiatrist (not sure I really believe that). He also said that Spears is in contact with her mother Lynne Spears, and that Lynne supports her daughter in all that she's going through.

Lutfi mentioned that Britney wasn't sleeping much, however, she is having a better time now getting rest. Barbara Walters said that according to Sam, Britster is not seeing her "boyfriend" anymore, who I'm assuming Sam meant Adnan.

Walters had asked Lutfi if she could talk about this conversation on the air, and he said yes.

See? Mostly good news reported to Barbara Walters from Sam Lutfi. Gotta be true right? Right!

Video HERE

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Kerry Katona Strips Down & Shows Off Her New Body!

Kerry Katona's Boob Job

Kerry Katona Awarded Damages for Newspaper's False Prostitution Claim

OMG! They Just Had A Baby & They're Fighting Already?!

First Photos of Kerry Katona's Son!

Kerry Katona Gives Birth!

Kerry Katona - Mom of the Year - NOT!

Britney Is Pissed - Dumps Her Baby Daddy!

Britney's Boys Up For Adoption?

Britney Hates Amy Winehouse and Beyonce

Britney Stealing AGAIN?

Madonna Still Having Lots of Sex

Britney Bald! Happy One Year Anniversary!

Britney Doesn't Want Her Boys

Adnan Gets Conjugal Visits With Britney?

Madonna's New Face

K'Fed & Paris Hilton - What Do They Have In Common?

Madonna's Hot New Video With Justin Timberlake!

Britney's Free Ya'll!

Britney Upset Over Stolen Sex Tape

Britney Likes Porn and Showing Her Boobs

Sam Lutfi: Britney Is Suffering From "Mental Illness"