Heidi Montag Pregnant!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:08:00 GMT

Heidi Montag of The Hills is pregnant! Yes! That's what I heard....

Oh...pardon me, she's "fake" pregnant. Or going to be "fake" pregnant. The fourth season of The Hills premieres on MTV this August and reportedly Heidi and her boyfriend (fake boyfriend?) Spencer Pratt have a plan to steal the thunder from L.C. and the others. Listen, I've never seen this show, just heard that Heidi and Spencer are all about the fake, so excuse me if I seem less than enthusiastic.

An insider said, "This summer, Heidi plans to wear loose clothes and even strap on some padding around her waist to make it appear as if she's about three months along.

"The plan is to get the baby rumor mill going so she can get photographed more. She and Spencer won't confirm or deny the pregnancy so they can keep everyone guessing." Oh, I see, they're going to pull an "Ashlee and Pete." Gotcha. Except turns out Ashlee and Pete really are pregnant.

The scoop from Star mag is, that the on again, off again couple has "plotted" each step very carefully. Heidi will stop drinking. She'll visit children's boutiques and then, by the end of the summer - she's going to buy a skimpy bikini and wear it to the beach.

Tricky tricky. However, if Heidi and Spencer want their "fake" pregnancy plan to work, wouldn't it be better if we didn't know about it? Oops, perhaps I've ruined it for them. No - wait, I've titled this post "Heidi Montag Pregnant!", so actually, I'm helping them get the rumor mill started. Glad I could help!

Also, Heidi doesn't want to be preggo for real, because, according to a source, "There's so much Heidi wants to do. Getting fat is not in the cards right now."

Shame, because she sounds like someone who would make a fantastic mother.

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Famecrawler's Top Ten Turkeys: Who's Comin' To Dinner?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American friends and readers! Thanksgiving just wouldn't be Thanksgiving if we didn't share some awesome recipes of some of our most "famous turkeys". Read on for the top ten list:

# 1-Britney Spears (ya, that's about the only # 1 on any list that she's getting). Britney's famous recipe is "Sweet Cheeto pie". You get some Cheetos and make a pie. That's about it. Britney likes to keep things real simple. Gobble gobble.

# 2-Heather Mills. Her recipe is called Cup'o Crazy Bitch with Nuts on top. I hear it's quite hearty and filling. She also recommends rat's milk as a complimentary drink with the meal.

# 3-Victoria Beckham. Apple and Implant Cider. Nothin' says a ~~Dee~~ cup like a warm mug of cinnamon flavoured apple drink.

# 4-Nicole Richie. The Simple Stuffed Green Peppers recipe. Free "cutesy" dog urinal with every meal.

# 5. David Hasselhoff. Cranberry and Sloppy Burger Sauce. Make sure you're drunk and being videotaped by your child to experience the full flavour and aroma. Bottoms up.

# 6. Alec Baldwin. Plumpkin pie. Mix with 2 parts pumpkin, one part pie and don't forget a dash of "thoughtless little pig."

# 7. Kevin Federline. White Trash Puff Balls. 'Nuff said.

# 8. Eddie Murphy. Pumpkin and I'm Not Your Father Bread. Best to make babies with this recipe and then deny your paternity and diss your baby. Goes well with Alec Baldwin's Plumpkin pie.

# 9. Pamela Anderson. No Bake, Lotsa Fake Turkey Cake. Quite an easy recipe-Just combine two boobs (works best if they're outrageously fake), orange tanner and bleach. Mix well.

#10.Chris Crocker. Transberry Nutswirls. Make sure you LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE while baking this.

Your mouth is watering right? Saliva pooling in your mouth because these recipes all sound so tempting? I knew it! Don't say I'm not generous. Happy Thanksgiving ya'll.

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