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Porn Star Sticks Up (No Pun Intended) For Gene Simmons

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:50:00 GMT

Porn star Taylor Wane is coming (no pun intended) to the defense of porn star Gene Simmons. (Did I just call Gene Simmons a porn star? I'm sorry, I meant philandering sleazebag.) Wane, who has worked with Simmons for years, was interviewed today and says her naked buddy would never consent to being filmed while having sex.

"I honestly don't think it's Gene's style to let the world see his d*ck and to see him f*ck this horrid slut. I'm calling her that because it is outrageous to film someone without his or her consent and then try to prosper by the release of such a tape. Hideous!"

Right on, Kettle! Keep calling that pot black.

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HerBadMother — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:13:00 GMT

Just in case anyone had any doubt, even Gene Simmons' lawyers are admitting it: that is, indeed, big Gene working his little genie in that sex-vid that's causing such a sensation on the Internet.

According to the cease-and-desist letters that are being sent to anyone who has dared post the video on the internet, the guy with the penis in the video is, in fact, Gene, and he has not given permission for this particular sex-performance to be broadcast (webcast, whatevs):

“The video in question was surreptitiously filmed without Mr. Simmons’ knowledge by a woman named Traci Anna Koval. To the the extent that Ms. Koval ever claimed to have any interest in the video, which is both disputed and inconceivable, given its surreptitious filming, such rights were acquired by our client Allied Industry in 2003, pursuant to a written assignment and release agreement in which Ms. Koval assigned all of her interest in the video to Allied Industry, including the copyright, represented and warranted that no additional copies would be exploited or distributed and expressly consented to injunctive relief.”

So there you have it. The video was filmed surreptitiously, without Mr. Simmons' knowledge. Which means, yes, that he was there, but just didn't know, at the time, that he was being filmed. Once he did know, he acquired rights over copy and distribution. Translation: HIS TAPE, in all manners of speaking.

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Karen — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:21:00 GMT

If you haven't seen the Gene Simmons sex tape, please ensure your stomach is empty and your eyes are closed. I mean really.

Even the model he was collapsing upon turned her head when his giant freak head was coming at her to smooch. Gaggerific. How do I know this? Oh I watched it. Through my fingers and squinty eyes, I swallowed my gag reflex several times in order to serve you, the people. You're welcome.

Anyway, ol' Gene has issued a statement on his website:

"Hi everyone. You may have heard or seen garbage that has sprung up from my past. Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all ramifications and options.

"And us? Shannon, Nick and Soph are happy and healthy. All is well.

"And thank you all for the kind words of support."

Your past Gene? As in a few months ago? If this chick was much further back in the timeline, I'm pretty sure you'd be the one looking straight into the barrel of a legal team.

Kind words? Uh, Gene? You haven't been reading blogs, obviously. We're all sufficiently grossed out. Even my best friends who had a Foreigner song play at their wedding are going to get divorced and re-married just so they can lose the now tainted memory of their first dance. The only "support" I can offer is for you to buy your sad ass a Bowflex and maybe try this funny food called salad, because you are not going to burn more than 3 calories having sex like that. Dead people burn more calories. The sad thing is, you can't lose weight from that fat head of yours.

Dude. Be like Better Midler. She's best seen "From a Distance." Oh and there's that whole thing about her never having a camera on her while she's being a slave to a wang. I'm pretty sure your poor grissle missle is embarrassed for you.

Gene Simmons Sex Tape

Whit Honea — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:21:00 GMT

If Gene Simmons of KISS fame knows one thing it's sex. He was recently filmed having some of what he knows with a young Aussie hottie named Elsa. In case you were wondering Elsa is not his companion, former playmate Shannon Tweed, you know, the mother of his children. No, she is somebody different. Not the companion.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Shannon has entertained the notion of Gene sleeping around before, hell, she's probably been in the room a few times.

This is Gene Simmons people.

BTW, I was going to put up some pictures from the tape, but even censored it was kind of gross. If you want to see the tongue in NSFW action click here, pervert.

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Photo: Strutter

Gene Simmons Tells His Kids to Get a Job

Whit Honea — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 15:06:00 GMT

I doubt you could find a bigger KISS fan than me during the 70's (very late 70's, thank you) and 80's. I was a bit obsessed. It still makes me uncomfortable to talk about it.

Gene Simmons (the guy with the tongue), the business man behind the band, has his hands in everything and anything nowadays. You can buy KISS condoms and caskets. Hell, my wife bought me some KISS cologne, and you know, I get compliments all the time- usually from people with real big bangs, but still, I'll take it. And those are just the C's. You can buy KISS merchandise from every letter in the alphabet, some numbers too.

Bottom line, the guy is loaded. Guess who won't be getting their grubby little hands on that money. No, not carnies. His kids. He wants his kids to go out and get a job. He believes they shouldn't get by on Daddy's dough, but build their own empire(s).

"The point is, there’s gonna be a yearly allowance so that their rent and their food and all that stuffs gonna be taken care of, but if you want riches, you should do that yourself - you should never thank your parents, ‘I was born into money.’ ‘Well, that’s nice, but what have you done lately?’

"Because I don’t them to say, ‘Thanks, dad, for making me rich.’ No, you wanna be able to stand on your own two feet and say, ‘I did that.’”

What the hell kind of logic is he using here? "Their rent and their food and all that stuff" will be covered? Why do they need jobs? For beer money, or is that covered under food? Man, I wish my dad taught me lessons like that.

And you know this shit ruled!

Photo (Top): Celebrity Smack

Photo (Bottom): That's the freakin' Destroyer album cover!

Posh Likes a Bit of the Rough Trade

BadKitty — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:45:00 GMT

David Beckham is all, "Yeah, mate. That's right, Poshy's got her hand on me family jewels in front of the lot of you. I know she's skinny, but the red f'me shoes help a lot. If I let her call me by the mechanic's name, I get whatever I want wherever I want. And who gives a toss what comes out of her mouth?"

It looks like someone had to slip the babysitter an extra 20 quid when they got home late after the "car races."

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