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FameCrawler Has Moved!

Whit Honea — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 13:39:00 GMT

You've probably guessed by now that we're no longer hanging out in the old digs. In fact, I only came back because I forgot my wallet. That said, if you're still getting feeds (or lack thereof) from this URL, please update it to reflect our new address: http://blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/

Where else can you find celebrity gossip and parenting lessons wrapped in snark and heart? Sure, other sites are snarky, but they're heartless, and other sites are heart-filled, but they lack the edge of the aforementioned snark. Also, celebrities and parenting!

Thanks for reading FameCrawler over the past few years, and here's to a wonderful tomorrow (I'm raising my laptop). Cheers!

See you on the flip-side (conveniently located here)!

Brad Pitt's Parents Don't Want to See Angelina's Boobs

Whit Honea — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 22:06:00 GMT

What? Someone doesn't want to see Angie's boobs? That is crazy talk!

Oh, wait, we're not talking boobs in the hey, check out my boobs sort of way, but in the other way- you know, the great breastfeeding debate.

Apparently Brad Pitt's parents weren't very thrilled with Angelina's breastfeeding pictures going public.

Strollerderby has more info, but it seems kind of silly to me. What's the big deal, boobs is boobs and breastfeeding is a good thing. Crazy old Pitts.

Maggie Gyllenhaal on Letterman- He Wishes

Whit Honea — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:55:00 GMT

Do you remember when Maggie Gyllenhaal posed for these undie ads just a few months after having a baby? David Letterman does. The Dark Knight star was on "The Late Show" the other night and they discussed Batman and Maggie's body. Mostly Maggie's body.

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Keri Russell Needs a Drink

Whit Honea — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:32:00 GMT

I hear you, Keri. Nothing like a little crying baby to drive you to the bottle. I suggest you chill it first.

Is she being carded? She's lucky enough to look under 30.

Photo: Jezebel

Keri Russell Breastfeeding at Leisure

The Best of FameCrawler: Pi-Day Edition

Whit Honea — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:40:00 GMT

Penelope Cruz Wants 20 Kids!

Minnie Driver Knocked Up By Criss Angel?

"Kristen" is Ashley Alexandra Dupre

Keri Russell Breastfeeding at Leisure

These Pictures of Liv Tyler In A Bikini Make Me Mad

Madonna's New Album Cover: Hard Candy, My Ass

JLo - My Husband Is The Burp Whisperer

Melissa Joan Hart Gives Birth to Baby No. 2

Diddy Wants To Help Drunk Celebs

Fans Trying To Save Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

Maggie Gyllenhaal Without a Baby on Her Boob

Whit Honea — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:46:00 GMT

It seems like every "news" story we read about Maggie Gyllenhaal over the last year had to do with her breastfeeding her baby in public- you know, because that's NEWS! There was also a brief run about her and brother Jake portraying the Wonder Twins in the upcoming Justice League of America movie, but I think that panned out.

I've missed her, and apparently she misses us too. When I asked this picture of Maggie what she thought of FameCrawler she held up the number 1. Thank you, Maggie. Thank you.

Photo: Jezebel

New Photo: Salma Hayek Shows Her Baby!

Whit Honea — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:22:00 GMT

I know, we never get tired of seeing her other 'babies,' but it's nice to see little Valentina Pinault for a change.

Look at that expression. What up, Valentina?

Photo: Yahoo!

Salma Hayek's Rack is a Religious Experience

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:45:00 GMT

New mom Salma Hayek claims that her bodacious ta-tas are the result of prayers and holy water. She claims that growing up in Mexico she was flat as a boy and was often ridiculed by society due to her 5'2" frame. They said her height was a deformity. These are her words, folks.

Apparently she kept praying for bigger boobs and then one day she dipped her hands in the holy water of a roadside church while making her plea and suddenly they blossomed. Says Salma, "My mother and I stopped at a church during a road trip we were making from our home in Mexico. When we went inside the church, I prayed for the miracle that I wanted to happen. I put my hands in holy water and said, 'Please God, give me some breasts!'" I uttered that same prayer for the majority of my teenage years, of course I was hoping for slightly different results.

Shouldn't she have been dipping something else in the fountain?

I'm at a crossroads here, people. Which path do I take? There is the miracle bra route, the prayers for puberty option, or the very likely fact that my wife is going to start washing my underwear in holy water.

Regardless, it isn't important. What is important is that Salma Hayek has fantastic boobs and while they may have resulted from selfish demands they have provided years of hope and happiness to all in her path.

God bless us, every one.

Photo: Expo Say