FameCrawler : figure

Celebrity Bikini Mom - Guess Who!

Whit Honea — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:02:00 GMT

Can you guess who this bikini-clad bottom belongs to? Here's a hint, she's a mom, a celebrity and an activist. She also hears "yes" a lot.

Why, it's everyone's favorite playmate turned MILF Jenny McCarthy! She's still got it!

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New Moms: Hollywood Style

Whit Honea — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:54:00 GMT

This is Nicole Kidman and Halle Berry. They attended Elle's 15th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute. It was in Los Angeles

They've both had babies. Recently. Obvious, isn't it?

I call shenanigans. I have it on good authority, that being you, the reader and your plethora of notes in my inbox, that these two look way too good for having just birthed a child and that they should feel the collective wrath of all.

If this is how you feel, and I'm talking to you NewMomm08, and you KatzMomma, and you RoseBub69, and you MyWifFatz (dude, really?), and you BabiBluz2x, then please rest assured, I agree. They look great. Your concern has been noted.

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Britney No Bunny

Whit Honea — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:32:00 GMT

Five years ago the good people at Playboy offered Britney Spears two-million dollars to pose in their magazine. Flash forward two kids, 30 pounds, a shaved head and an internet full of her free vajayjay, and Hef and crew are once again courting Ms. Spears, albeit for a much lower price. They offered her $400,000. She asked for seven figures, they asked for her old figure. Bottom-line, it ain't gonna happen.

This is good, right?

Photo: Hilary