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Little Sean Preston Having Nightmares

Sassy Smith — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:03:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been allowed to visit her two young sons, Sean Preston, two and a half, and Jayden James, 18-months and apparently the visits have been going reasonably well. However, it's been an emotional time for all involved and little Sean has been having nightmares.

The tot has been sleeping in his dad, Kevin Federline's room because he's been having trouble sleeping and waking up after having bad dreams. Also, it's been reported that when Britney picked the kids up for their latest visit, Sean cried for his dad, but Kevin soon calmed him down and reassured him.

An insider said, "Jamie [Brit's dad] told Kevin that Britney handled the visit well. She actually did cry, but that was only because Sean cried when she took them from Kevin."

The source continued, "Britney always sings to them. She loves lullabies. In fact, before the split, both Britney and Kevin sang to the boys every night."

Britney's visits with her boys, also involve a psychologist and/or her dad Jamie - to help the boys with their confusion over the way things have been lately.

“Jamie plays with them and keeps them busy. They enjoy their grandfather, so it makes the time easier,” says the source. Brit has to learn how to handle the boys, she often treats them like dolls. "She dresses them for show and tell. She likes to show them off, but not give them the nurturing they need. I understand she is working on this part of her motherhood with her psychiatrist."

Another source claims that the boys are playing a huge role in Britney's progress. "Brit has expressed interest in becoming closer to the boys. Kevin hopes she is talking from her heart."

Spears may also be able to get up to three visits with Sean and Jayden per week now that she's got Stacy Phillips as her new attorney. "The No. 1 goal is for Britney to regain routine visitation with the kids progressing to a mutally agreed upon custody arrangment between Kevin and Britney and averting a custody trial."

I truly hope that Britney gets her act together for good - those boys are a gift and they deserve to have both parents, full time in their lives.

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:33:00 GMT

Wowza! You think Britney Spears is hot now? You haven't seen anything yet!

Photos after the jump

Age Progression Artists have simulated photos of Brit at age 36 and age 46 and she's looking hot. By hot, I mean hot mess. We obviously don't know exactly how the fallen popstar will look in 10 or 20 years BUT based on her poor eating habits, hard partying, frequent trips to Starbucks, smoking and drinking, it's not a far stretch.

Maybe saying she'll be considered a hot cougar is a reach. A reeeaally long reach. Enjoy the photos - hopefully your retinas don't burn out of your eye sockets.

The "dark haired" photo is Britney at 36 and the "blonde" is Spears at 46.

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:05:00 GMT

Britney shopped and then dined out with Daddy Spears over the weekend and as usual, she had a style all her own. I'm not sure if it's actually a dead cat she's wearing, but it certainly matches her dead rat weave. Oh snap.

More pics and video after the jump!

Another "as usual," it was a media circus, paps all swarming to get the perfect shot of Britney's, ah, something. Spears was decked out in cheap, gawdy satin and that black furry thing I'm assuming was some sort of jacket and what looks like a big ol' wad of gum in her open mouth. Class just oozes from her.

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:07:00 GMT

What's worse than taking a dump in a public bathroom? Having someone standing RIGHT THERE while you're, um, busy. That's Britney's life now - girlfriend can't even pee or poo in private.

Daddy Spears has his troubled daughter under a close watchful eye. Her new lawyer (?) claims she's a "hostage" in her own home and is even followed to public restrooms by bodyguards when she's allowed out. I sure don't envy her, or worse, the bodyguards.

It's a bit confusing as to the ins and outs of what Britney is actually allowed to do. She can't drive but can teach kids dance moves to the tune of Madonna songs. She can have her boyfriend Adnan over but can't pee alone when out. She can shop with her mother, eat dinner out with her father but can't see her kids. She can eat Cheetos until she explodes but can't seem to get a proper head of hair. All sounds complicated.

The New York Post gives some details about her recent outing with her dad:

The group sat at a table to eat, but Spears hardly touched her lobster burger, preferring butter-fried frites and Tater Tots. When she got restless, her bodyguards, stationed at several places throughout the eatery, jumped into action. "She continuously got up from the table to go to the bathroom or hang out at the bar and smoke a cigarette," our spy said. "Bodyguards followed her to the bathroom and bar." Another snitch who saw Spears leave noted, "She took a coffee cup from the restaurant with her." Gawd, she's stealing again?

Why not just put the woman on a leash and an electric collar? When she gets out of line, zap her. OMG - that was hurtful. Wait. I'm over it.

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Are Britney And Adnan Married?

HerBadMother — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:23:00 GMT

We speculated about this weeks ago, and then kinda gave it up for dead, but it appears that the Britney-Adnan marriage rumor might have some legs.

We said, way back in January, that a Mexican wedding between the world's favorite trainwreck and her paparazzo beau was an interesting possibility, but unlikely because of the small detail that Adnan was, you know, still married to someone else. But Star Magazine is running fresh with this rumor, and has even put it on its upcoming cover. Their take? So what if he was married - "anything goes in Britney's mad, mad world!"

Gatecrasher spoke directly to Star editors, and insists that there's actual evidence to support the story:

The glossy says she "secretly wed" lens-lizard Adnan Ghalib during the visit - which is legally meaningless, as he has not yet divorced his previous wife, AzLynn Berry.

Star ed Candace Trunzo tells me: "Our source on this was not in Rosarito Beach at the ceremony, but is very familiar with the fact that [wedding] documents exist."

More interestingly, the mag says Spears gave Ghalib $250,000 to grease AzLynn's exit. She allegedly told her lawyers, who had imposed a grand-a-day spending limit, that she needed the cash for a new Mercedes.

Wow. Illicit weddings *and* divorce bribery! Sounds right up Britney's alley...

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Britney's Got A New Job!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:03:00 GMT

Britney's got a new job y'all!

Remember how Brit got a makeover? Well besides workin' the hotness, she's teaching dance lessons - sort of.

Spears was at the Millennium Studio again - to ~~work it like a street walker~~ dance. There were some kids there taking a dance class and Brit decided to put on Madonna tunes and show the kiddies some moves. By moves, it may have meant twirling around a stripper pole, not 100% sure and that would be highly inappropriate, so hopefully Britney was just showing them how to do a little tap dancing and lip syncing.

A source dished: “She worked out this great little routine for them, they were dancing all over the place, she had them dancing in a circle like a choo-choo train. The kids loved it- they are having a ball right now. And Britney- she’s just drinking it up. She’s totally enjoying herself. It’s an amazing class- she and the kids are certainly enjoying the process.” Brit loved it so much that she may make a regular thing out of it."

I'm not sure the poptart is the best person to be teaching kids anything but a girl's gotta work. And let's face it, she's a fantastic ~~stripper~~ dancer. Parents, ~~lock~~ sign your kids up.

Photo source: Dlisted.com

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:03:00 GMT

You know how alot of women, as they mature, learn how to make fashion work for them? They know what looks nice on their body, what outfit compliments them, learns how to mix classiness and style. Britney's makeover just keeps getting better. By better, I mean, beware.

PICS AFTER THE JUMP

Brit was at the dance studio again - I guess to dance? Her outfit consists of an inside out, backwards shirt, no bra, those ugly, torn (even more now) fishnets, fugly and smelly (I'm assuming) brown boots panties over her fishnets (and a pair under her fishnets),chewed fingernails and a smoke in hand. She epitomizes class.

I think no other words are needed.

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Playboy Hot List

Sassy Smith — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:04:00 GMT

Playboy's Hot List: Who's included on the Sexiest Female Celebrity list? You'd be surprised! Here are a few that topped it:

'Real woman body' chick, Jennifer Love Hewett made it with her real woman curves (good for her!).

Um, Britney Spears made the list. I know, huh right? Perhaps the voting readers haven't seen the news lately. Or read the paper. Or been online. Perhaps they've been living in a cave? Or... maybe it's the sexy British accent she uses now.

Christina Aguilera made it. Like duh. Have you SEEN her boobage lately? Pretty hard to miss.

Jessica Alba. She's not always the most articulate girl or perhaps doesn't seem like the brightest bulb, but she's hot and that's all that really matters.

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner's three blonde girlfriends - Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson - made the list too. Isn't that like cheating? Whatever. I guess if they have to have sex with an 108 year old man, then sure, put them on the list to make up for that. Wait - I forgot - they CHOOSE to sleep with grandpa. (and possibly have his baby, um, yuck.)

Who snagged the number one slot? Angelina Jolie. She wouldn't be my first choice since I'm not into chicks with creepy veiny arms. Or actually chicks in general.

You can see the complete list in the March issue of Playboy. People do read the articles right?

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Britney's early release yesterday shocked alot of people and has her parents gravely concerned for their daughter's well being and safety.

Jamie Spears, was granted control over Brit's financial and legal affairs last week after she was committed to the pysch ward at UCLA Medical Center. Now, because his daughter was released before the 14 day extended hospital stay, Daddy Spears has plans to move in with Brit!

Sources close to the situation say that Jamie is not happy that his daughter was granted an early release, only three days after doctors told the family that Britney would he held for an additional 14 days so she could receive further testing.

An insider spoke to Life & Style, "The doctors decided that as long as she's taking her medication - which she has been doing - Britney is no longer a threat (to herself). Jamie begged the doctors to keep her in longer. He was very disappointed with the decision. So Jamie decided to move into the house with her and look after her. And that's good for now, because Britney wants her daddy."

And as we all saw yesterday, Britney was ~~back to her usual crazy antics~~ doing her best to keep out of the public eye. Ah huh.

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 22:17:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been released from the psych ward at UCLA! According to TMZ this is how it happened:

Britney did not pose the legal danger to herself or to others, such that they could continue to hold her against her will.

As a result, she was released today and we're told she's already back home.

The conservatorship is still in place. Sources connected with the case say they anticipated that UCLA would probably release her before the 14-day extension because she became cooperative and relatively stable.

We're told the goal with Brit's mom and dad was to establish the conservatorship while she was hospitalized so she would return home to a controlled environment rather than the chaos that consumed her life.

I'm thinking what you're thinking: WTF? I don't see anything good happening with Spears being released before the additional 14 day stay was up. Look out y'all, Brit's on the loose!

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:06:00 GMT

Oops she did it again? Did Britney Spears make a homemade sex tape? And if yes, is that sex tape in the hands of a thief?

Reportedly there was a break-in sometime on Friday at Britney's home. Her parents said that "several personal items" were taken - that they'd noticed missing items when they arrived to their daughter's house after she was admitted to UCLA Medical Center psych ward.

The "alleged" tape supposedly shows Spears having sex (not sure with whom) and also shows her taking drugs (not sure what type of drugs).

An insider was quoted: "This is the last thing Britney needs. She's on the edge. All her secrets could be revealed. Some of the things that may have been taken are dynamite. It doesn't bear thinking about . They could have anything - all her secrets could be out."

Geez haven't we seen Brit air out her dirty laundry in public already? Would a sex tape honestly be that thrilling? There were rumors last year that Spears and now ex husband Kevin Federline had "starred" in their own sex video but those reports were denied. Then, yet another sex tape allegation surfaced - this one featuring a bald-headed Britney performing certain "acts" with a man and 2 women and it was apparently leaked online. However, it's not been proven either way.

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Britney Likes Porn and Showing Her Boobs

Sassy Smith — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Britney flashes her boobs again! And buys porn? I know what you're wondering... is there video of any of this? Yes! I can feel your ~~wanting to vomit~~ excitement. I aim to please.

VIDEOS AFTER THE JUMP (One is NSFW -unless you work in a porn shop)

Spears went to the Millennium Dance Studio - to um, show off her breast/dance? Either way, there's some boobage flashed. It's fast, but the video slows down and replays, you know, so you get a second chance to be ill. She's also wearing those stupid, dirty, ratty, filled with holes fishnets - Brit, come on, splurge a bit girlfriend and buy some decent tights. Geez.

The night doesn't end there though! Like I said, I aim to please - not that I personally shot these videos but you get my drift. Britbrit, after doing a strenuous workout of sliding up and down a pole for 5 minutes, whipping down her bodysuit, doing a couple of twirls and then eating a bag of Cheetos (I'm guessing), wanted to look at/buy some porn. The poptart visited the Hustler Hollywood sex shop on Sunset Blvd. She walked around, giggled, let her little dog lick her mouth, giggled some more, sort of danced in the aisles, browsed the magazine section - a thrill a minute. I'm not a hundred percent sure if she actually purchased anything - we can just assume she did. Why can't she buy her porn items from the internet and get them shipped to her home wrapped in brown paper like the rest of us? Not that I do that. Just sayin'.

Photo source: The Superficial