FameCrawler : flash

Spying on the Neighbors: 6-21-08

Whit Honea — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:27:00 GMT

Man, today is just dragging...

Courtney Love scares the crap out me everyone (dlisted)

Kate Moss to scratch Sienna Miller's eyes out (fametastic)

And now, a Muppet News Flash (Hot Momma Gossip)

Snipes to go directly to jail, not to pass go (Perez Hilton)

Wentz-Simpson moving to Chicago? (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Jessica Alba Visits Pregnant Teens

Karen — Sat, 03 May 2008 15:34:00 GMT

A radiant Jessica Alba swept through a Los Angeles high school bearing gifts for pregnant teens. They look...um...appreciative. Way to give back Jess.

I don't care how beautful and radiant she is, she needs to get those puppies under wraps!

Jessica Alba- A Bra Would Only Slow Her Down

Whit Honea — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:22:00 GMT

Pregnant Jessica Alba was seen coming out of Mr. Chow's last night. Better yet, she was also coming out of her dress, or through it as the case may be.

Welcome to the world of Mr. Cash Warren, population him.

Photos: Celebutopia

If Famecrawler Was a Rag Mag

Karen — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:34:00 GMT

Writing about celebrities can be a bit of a competition, especially between websites. I won't say who's writing the most sensationalistic headlines, but if Famecrawler were doing such a thing, I'm sure these very real posts would have entirely different titles:

Miley Cyrus Talks Candidly About Her BABY!?!

Red Hot Chili Pepper Lead Singer Anthony Keidis Gives Birth To a BEAR!?!?!?!

Miley Cyrus Reveals Her BABY News, Sells Out Concerts!?!?!?!?

Angelina Gets Dumped on Her Skinny Ass?!?!?!

Angelina and Brad Adopt a Really Ugly Baby!?!?!?!

The Witch is Pregnant!!!!!!!??!

Britney Dances On Bar, For Job!?!?!? NUDE PHOTOS!!!!?!?!

Jennifer Garner's Facial Reconstruction!?!?!? Nude Photos?!?!?!?!

Harry Potter Author, J.K. Rowling Has Great Tits!!!!! Nude Photos!?!?!?!

Jennifer Garner Flashes The Cameras!!!?! Nude Photos!?!?!?!

Donald Trump Lashes Out at Charitable Celebrities!!!!???!!! Nude....Nevermind.

Violet Affleck Stuffs Mommy Jennifer Garner's Thong!?!?!?!?! Nude Photos?!?!?!

Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards Get Naked TOGETHER and roll around in Jello?!! Nude Photos???!!!

Uma Thurman TOPLESS AND NAKED?!?!?!?! Naked MEANS NUDE!!!?!

Britney Spears Leaks All Over The Place!?!?!? Nude Photos?!?!

Martha Stewart Injects Her Daughter With Sperm Everyday!!!?!?!! Ew, I'm SO NOT GOING THERE.

Britney Spears Leaked Sex Tape Shuts Down Internet!?!?!?! Somebody stab me in the visual part of my brain, please.

See the key is to throw question marks in there and you can say pretty much anything you want. Oh and say Nude Photos After Everything. Except Britney Spears, because dude, NOBODY wants to see that.